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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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My guess is there was construction across the street or next door and they just drove it from there. Pretty sure nearly all big machines use the same basic key to start.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
makes sense, if they nicked it nearby and just left it, nevermind. not sure why I was envisioning them driving a semi with a trailer and a fuckoff big machine to an ATM heist or some poo poo.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I vaguely remember when those thefts happened and yeah they were just nicking local construction equipment. There was a spate of them a few years ago.

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Lodin posted:

Hey guys, make sure that you have one of these ready, it's important.



I have a WAP


edit: I also have a Wildfire Action Plan

szary
Mar 12, 2014
That's a pretty elaborate plan for robbing an ATM when you can just blow it up with acetylene.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Doc Hawkins posted:

with all respect to Andy Sirkis, i think the performance of Gollum in the Rankin-Bass Hobbit is goddamn Shakespearean
Nothing has ever had a better more convincing Golum than the Clinton Admnistration

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BaronVanAwesome posted:

I have a WAP


edit: I also have a Wildfire Action Plan
Please! Wildfire Action P-word

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Nothing has ever had a better more convincing Golum than the Clinton Admnistration



I didn't know Rush Limbaugh posted here!

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

szary posted:

That's a pretty elaborate plan for robbing an ATM when you can just blow it up with acetylene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOWm2uKyH4k

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

"Hell is Angels"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
There are many hells, and also many angels.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

marshmallow creep posted:

"Hell is Angels"

No no, you have a point.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

LifeSunDeath posted:

There are many hells, and also many angels.

HELLS,
ANGELS

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lobok posted:

HELLS,
ANGELS

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Just Offscreen posted:

Shovel Knight has ruined me- now I can't help but pronounce it "through-pple" in my head.

So to be clear, "troupple", a portmanteau of "trout" and "apple" which is pronounced with an "ow" sound, has made you mispronounce "throuple," which is pronounced with an "uh" sound, by instead pronouncing it like "through," which has an "oo" sound?

edit: aw poo poo it's been a long time since i did the classic "reply without noticing there's more pages" gaffe. my bad

DontMockMySmock has a new favorite as of 22:12 on Aug 24, 2020

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Actually, it's pronounced "bofa"

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Splicer posted:

...oh, shaken in a shaker. That... makes more sense.
Okay I need you to explain how you thought people were making bond's signature drink.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

fine, i didn't want your lovely sandwiches anyway!

https://twitter.com/himbomecha/status/1297389760835719170?s=20

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Lobok posted:

HELLS,
ANGELS

IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY
IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

The Bloop posted:

Actually, it's pronounced "bofa"

bofa threes nuts

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I didn't know Rush Limbaugh posted here!
Suck my commie balls

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


I'd never noticed before, but is that kid wearing a top hat or a derby or something like that in the twisted side?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Really seems like a missed opportunity to cater to an untapped customer base.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Johnny Aztec posted:

Really seems like a missed opportunity to cater to an untapped customer base.

the opportunity could be yours: the restaurant does not exist

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

kdrudy posted:

I'd never noticed before, but is that kid wearing a top hat or a derby or something like that in the twisted side?

yeah it's a loving amazing picture that keeps on giving.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Doc Hawkins posted:

the opportunity could be yours: the restaurant does not exist

Look friend, I'm not stupid enough to get into the restaurant business.









Doesn't mean I'm not a loving moron, though

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Johnny Aztec posted:

Really seems like a missed opportunity to cater to an untapped customer base.
Sandwich-fuckers?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Whoa, Black Betty

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Cocaine Bear posted:

You think the cover art is bad, you should read the books.

Editor's Note: Do Not Read The Books

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Watching this again, Bobby gets off pretty easy here. He only gets shot in the leg, then he gets tossed at a car only a few feet away, landing on a breakaway windshield. Then the lays there until the car stops, and rolls off.

This is his chance to escape Bodickers gang. He just needs to get that leg taken care of, then he can return home to Maple Corners, and work Ma and Pa's feed store, and leave that criminal life behind. You go do it, Bobby! Be the best Bobby you can be.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Zereth posted:

Okay I need you to explain how you thought people were making bond's signature drink.
Jiggling the glass.

My wife is dying of laughter beside me as I type this.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Splicer posted:

Jiggling the glass.

My wife is dying of laughter beside me as I type this.

I thought that was a hilarious bit you were doing

It's still not too late to save it



e: Frying up some "egg whites"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Data Graham posted:

I thought that was a hilarious bit you were doing

It's still not too late to save it



e: Frying up some "egg whites"
Nope, legitimately spent nearly three decades thinking mr super spy was casually asking barmen to wiggle the ingredients together because he thought it was better than stirring it with a stick.

Maybe bouncing it in and out of the glass like a pancake if they felt like being fancy.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
That's a mixing method I like to call "the airplane vodka tonic when the caterers forgot the sticks"

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Splicer posted:

Maybe bouncing it in and out of the glass like a pancake if they felt like being fancy.

I call that "sautéeing" a cocktail

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