|
I too like to score goals.
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2014 13:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 10, 2024 19:24 |
|
|
Around now if anyone wants a few mid afternoon mates
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2014 14:43
|
|
|
During the football? Are you mental?
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2014 14:43
|
|
|
sassassin posted:During the football? Are you mental? Lol
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2014 15:33
|
|
|
Bit annoyed I had nothing to do with this fifa drama. Ugh am I losing my touch
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2014 17:30
|
|
|
Idling
|
|
#
?
Oct 27, 2014 04:49
|
|
|
anyone from parm city gonna be around this evening say uh 830 est
|
|
#
?
Oct 27, 2014 23:07
|
|
|
Wish I was American so I could play against lovely americans instead of Elite UK players, ugh after tonight I can see why Jay melted down over bad players, ugh, ugh.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2014 00:00
|
|
|
Just change your team's region to North America
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2014 01:03
|
|
|
Mates unite
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2014 23:34
|
|
|
Duncan Sperguson posted:didnt you used to be called hardflip? with a different av????!?!?!! i wasnt this bad. more nazi, less sperg
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 11:54
|
|
|
sorry ive earned you such a poor forums reputation my forums bro in av and name
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 12:11
|
|
|
Hardflip occasionally plays on loan for Mates, maybe one day we can have a Hardflip and Hardfl1p partnership
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 12:26
|
|
|
boy I hope not 
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 12:27
|
|
|
kcer posted:boy I hope not Cant be worse than a JingleBells-Scikar combo. When are we getting Xbox Ones? Oh gently caress, TFowl has one of those. Looks like we need to go to PC gaming
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 12:29
|
|
|
kcer posted:boy I hope not i got a new tele with way less input lag so i'm a proper goal scorer now
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 12:33
|
|
|
Ah yes, it was the input lag
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 12:56
|
|
|
wow, can you imagine playing Pro Clubs and having a sub 50% tackle success rate??? Even worse when you're averaging less than 1 tackle a game, pathetic
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 13:13
|
|
|
Stotty posted:wow, can you imagine playing Pro Clubs and having a sub 50% tackle success rate??? Im trying to work out who youre slagging off here and its probably me as I played up front for ages so my tackles per game is probably off and I dont know about my success because i do a lot of slides to block passes when im up top
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 13:19
|
|
|
Just checked the club and needless to say Stotty is the only player to have a greater than 50% tackle success rate
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 13:22
|
|
|
The Big Taff Man posted:Just checked the club and needless to say Stotty is the only player to have a greater than 50% tackle success rate Top stuff no one gets past stotty
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 13:23
|
|
|
The Big Taff Man posted:Just checked the club and needless to say Stotty is the only player to have a greater than 50% tackle success rate At least 50% of those tackles are on Bonnett
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 13:25
|
|
|
Stotty posted:At least 50% of those tackles are on Bonnett The unsuccessful ones?
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 13:27
|
|
|
Oooh 50% that's why he reminds me of a young *googles England national football team 1900s* Johnny Holt
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2014 14:22
|
|
|
Funny thing happened on the way to Div 2 last night, we had 2 separate open goal tap in misses. The first one, Yo Soy Fiesta tapped it over on the ground to me from the right wing to near the penalty spot. Usually your player "magnetizes" to the ball if you're moving in the right direction, etc. For some reason my VP acted as if I was canceling and pretty much ran away from the ball causing the pass to run behind to no one. Obviously, I wasn't super canceling. Later in the game I had TheBigAristotle set up for another tap in, left wing to top of the 18 with the keeper out and charging me down on the left. His player's touch (not sprinting or anything) took the ball so far forward that the kick animation just whiffed. I mean, I've played probably > 1k pro clubs games since FIFA 10 and haven't seen this happen. Luckily we were doing well anyway but that was really strange, especially for both to happen in the same game. Hard to do it justice without video I guess, but they were both not the norm at all. NattyBo fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Nov 3, 2014 |
|
#
?
Nov 3, 2014 14:25
|
|
|
NattyBo posted:Funny thing happened on the way to Div 2 last night, we had 2 separate open goal tap in misses. The first one, Yo Soy Fiesta tapped it over on the ground to me from the right wing to near the penalty spot. Usually your player "magnetizes" to the ball if you're moving in the right direction, etc. For some reason my VP acted as if I was canceling and pretty much ran away from the ball causing the pass to run behind to no one. Obviously, I wasn't super canceling. The first one happens when you're offside. Your player doesnt latch on incase theres anothe runner. The other option is that your teammate was shooting rather than passing Missing the ball Ive seen happen a bunch and was in last years edition for sure, usually when nipping in as a defender. You get to see the player fall over sometimes
|
|
#
?
Nov 3, 2014 14:48
|
|
|
The Big Taff Man posted:The first one happens when you're offside. Your player doesnt latch on incase theres anothe runner. The other option is that your teammate was shooting rather than passing I couldn't swear to it but I feel certain I was behind the ball when it was passed (we were both behind the defense).. And yeah his player fell over after the leg animation (looked like a missed half volley). It was hilarious and infuriating at the same time especially since I had hosed up the earlier one haha.
|
|
#
?
Nov 3, 2014 16:00
|
|
|
NattyBo posted:I couldn't swear to it but I feel certain I was behind the ball when it was passed (we were both behind the defense).. The only other thing I can think of for the 1st one is you were never going to reach it so it didnt lock you on, but from your description that didnt sound the case The second one used to happen a bunch last year when people were holding run when they received the ball or when a pass was hit with too much power.
|
|
#
?
Nov 3, 2014 16:08
|
|
|
The Big Taff Man posted:The only other thing I can think of for the 1st one is you were never going to reach it so it didnt lock you on, but from your description that didnt sound the case Either way it's another case of my PS4 not recording last 30 mins of gameplay, I tried to find it to upload for our amusement this morning. Drat.
|
|
#
?
Nov 3, 2014 17:07
|
|
|
Myself and Poison Jam just requested transfers to this fine storied club.
|
|
#
?
Nov 3, 2014 21:57
|
|
|
KabukiJoe posted:Myself and Poison Jam just requested transfers to this fine storied club. and with a new generation of consoles comes a new player. Out goes Mr Chuckle, in comes Captain Murtaugh 
|
|
#
?
Nov 3, 2014 22:02
|
|
|
I cant remember if Poison Jam was good or bad.
|
|
#
?
Nov 4, 2014 00:44
|
|
|
Gonna idle around 630-7
|
|
#
?
Nov 4, 2014 23:36
|
|
|
Need a win in the next two to stay up in Div 2
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2014 02:04
|
|
|
TheBigAristotle posted:Need a win in the next two to stay up in Div 2 Had a 2-0 lead in the 80th minute, final score 2-2 
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2014 03:53
|
|
|
The Big Taff Man posted:I cant remember if Poison Jam was good or bad. All I did was pass and try to set people up when I wasn't defending. When there was more than one Parmos club I was the any and basically never scored, that was everyone elses job 
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2014 12:15
|
|
|
Poison Jam posted:All I did was pass and try to set people up when I wasn't defending. When there was more than one Parmos club I was the any and basically never scored, that was everyone elses job Didnt we used to play down the right a lot together?
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2014 12:26
|
|
|
I think so. There's only one game that sticks out to me and that was when we decided to piss off kcer by not letting him touch the ball...EVER
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2014 13:14
|
|
|
Poison Jam posted:I think so. There's only one game that sticks out to me and that was when we decided to piss off kcer by not letting him touch the ball...EVER This sounds like exactly the kind of hijinks I used to enjoy
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2014 13:31
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 10, 2024 19:24 |
|
|
The Big Taff Man posted:This sounds like exactly the kind of hijinks I used to enjoy Do you want me to do a man marking job on Bonnett or Scikar next time?
|
|
#
?
Nov 5, 2014 14:21
|
|