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Booblord Zagats posted:Imagine the regret that man must feel everytime he passes a Recruiting office
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ASAPI posted:You sir, just won the internet. Am I missing something? It doesn't seem that funny.
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at the date posted:Am I missing something? It doesn't seem that funny. Its a sentiment shared by all goon parentage.
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Aug 25, 2016 03:16
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at the date posted:Am I missing something? It doesn't seem that funny. Call your dad
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Aug 25, 2016 03:16
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Booblord Zagats posted:Call your dad 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Call your dad Or your mom.
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Aug 25, 2016 05:06
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Booblord Zagats posted:Call your dad 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Call your dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPY5P0TaC4k
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So we had to shelter in place on my installation recently. Happens all the time usually a drill, but this day was not a drill. We sat in the office bitching about what people have to bitch about when forced to sit still. Then we got a courtesy call to get away from the south wall of our containerized building. We laughingly obliged, lamenting the fact the fridge was on the south end of the room. Apparently someone in the office next door forgot to check in their grenades after coming back to base.
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Just want to chime in and thank you all for this thread, it's a really enlightening view into modern military life (dirty civilian here, no soldierin' above constitutional conscription type stuff). It appears to me that U.S. military is actually a really complicated BDSM role playing game focusing mainly on facial hair, uniform regulations and picking up cigarettes 
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Tias posted:Just want to chime in and thank you all for this thread, it's a really enlightening view into modern military life (dirty civilian here, no soldierin' above constitutional conscription type stuff). You forgot fratricide due to incompetence and cock-meat afficiando clubs.
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Tias posted:Just want to chime in and thank you all for this thread, it's a really enlightening view into modern military life (dirty civilian here, no soldierin' above constitutional conscription type stuff). Tell your friends!
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I read this thread for the same reason I read the benzo thread in tcc - as a constant reminder not to make overly destructive lifestyle choices like joining the military
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Sep 6, 2016 11:55
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Joining the service is much like embarking on a serious drug use kick, some people turn out ok and better for the experience, but a lot end up hosed up shells of humans. And there are the ones who it becomes their entire identity who can't help but behave like utter idiots and ruin it for everyone. They're called NCOs
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Officers are like those dorks you know who make a production out of getting high and do it "responsibly" on special occasions and have no idea what they are doing and blow everyone's good time needing near constant supervision
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willus posted:I read this thread for the same reason I read the benzo thread in tcc - as a constant reminder not to make overly destructive lifestyle choices like joining the military Mods please change this to the mouse over text.
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This thread is all about schadenfreude while we drink ourselves into oblivion going "thank gently caress I'm out".
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willus posted:I read this thread for the same reason I read the benzo thread in tcc - as a constant reminder not to make overly destructive lifestyle choices like joining the military 
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willus posted:I read this thread for the same reason I read the benzo thread in tcc - as a constant reminder not to make overly destructive lifestyle choices like joining the military Then this thread has served a noble purpose
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The military is basically the Stanford prison experiment and milgram experiment conducted at the same time
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willus posted:I read this thread for the same reason I read the benzo thread in tcc - as a constant reminder not to make overly destructive lifestyle choices like joining the military 
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not caring here posted:The military is basically the Stanford prison experiment and milgram experiment conducted at the same time I would quite literally jumper cable my balls to a car battery before going back into the service.
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not caring here posted:The military is basically the Stanford prison experiment and milgram experiment conducted at the same time Yup! I'm broke but I made it out.
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willus posted:I read this thread for the same reason I read the benzo thread in tcc - as a constant reminder not to make overly destructive lifestyle choices like joining the military I got 4 years of free college out of it. That was worth it because I picked a degree I could get a real job with. If I stayed in, this would be my 20th year and I'd be able to retire before 40. As cool as that would be, there's no way I'd last 20 years before blowing my brains out. 4 years was bad enough.
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not caring here posted:The military is basically the Stanford prison experiment and milgram experiment conducted at the same time Except no one gets a PhD and for-profit educations are ripping off all the expirimentees.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I would quite literally jumper cable my balls to a car battery before going back into the service. Good news. Alan West is available to perform your re-enlistment ceremony.
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maffew buildings posted:Joining the service is much like embarking on a serious drug use kick, some people turn out ok and better for the experience, but a lot end up hosed up shells of humans. And there are the ones who it becomes their entire identity who can't help but behave like utter idiots and ruin it for everyone. They're called NCOs For the record, I had an old soldier recently call me to say they missed my use of common sense... It made me feel good and terrified all at once...
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ASAPI posted:For the record, I had an old soldier recently call me to say they missed my use of common sense... It made me feel good and terrified all at once... I too had to explain to my professor that I am used to dealing with stupid people so being able to problem solve like an adult means the world to me.
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I was reading this article and was reminded of this thread and the people in it. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...omepage%2Fstory I am happy for all of you who got out, I hope for everyone in that when they get out that you will do in good condition and I am glad I didnt sign up.
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Thatim posted:I was reading this article and was reminded of this thread and the people in it. Political correctness has gone too far and is erasing the cherished traditions of the Corps, like killing recruits due to DI stupidity.
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When I was going to bootcamp I recall quite a few staff personnel reminiscing about how when they went through boot camp people could kick your rear end and poo poo and how it had now been totally pussified. Really made me start wondering how loving stupid everyone in the navy was
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I saw a bunch of dudes running around tonight in what looks like white trashbags and black electrical tape while being motivated by bicyclists. I have no clue.
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WrenP-Complete posted:It's like the bdsm example, but with none of the consent or communication practices that the bdsm community encourages. Please don't kinkshame my choice of being an idiot and staying in the military until I retire.
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ElMaligno posted:Please don't kinkshame my choice of being an idiot and staying in the military until I retire. Slut.
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LingcodKilla posted:I saw a bunch of dudes running around tonight in what looks like white trashbags and black electrical tape while being motivated by bicyclists. Is it still  season?
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They looked kind of ...small... To be Chiefs but that's possible.
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Sweet Jesus loving Christ I just managed to talk one of our more naive Airmen out of taking a TCN deployment. Having to explain how hard someone jus tried to gently caress her over was rough. Totes Killed the just got off work and few beers in buzz I had going having those memories of some drunken illiterate ethnic try and pretend he was my equal and swinging a rusty piece of rebar at him thrown back at me. That and remembering how many people got raped and sex assualted by reservists in a 6 month period.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:When I was going to bootcamp I recall quite a few staff personnel reminiscing about how when they went through boot camp people could kick your rear end and poo poo and how it had now been totally pussified. Really made me start wondering how loving stupid everyone in the navy was How old are you? I don't that's been true since the draft ended.
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Ron Jeremy posted:How old are you? I don't that's been true since the draft ended. I recall talking to a bootcamp doctor who was a prior sailor and he mentioned during the Vietnam era slapping was ok but not actual punching or kicking.
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