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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
The Wiggles end their alphabet song with "W, X, Y zed or zee" instead of "W, X, Y and Z" and it fucks me up every time

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

zoux posted:

Next time...on Dragonball Zed
He's called "Freezer" on DBZed

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

zoux posted:

Next time...on Dragonball Zed

"Freezer took the piss now he and Goku are going to have a kerfuffle."

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
English is what happens when German has sex with Latin and then their baby fucks French.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
(Forgive the strong opinions here, I work in translation/interpreting)

While we are at it

gently caress the digraph "th"

Makes two different sounds, but we don't even acknowledge it

With

That

Here's two letter that make their own sounds , but put them together and it make two different sounds contextually , loving great....

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Let's just get this out of the way

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoti#:~:text=Ghoti%20is%20a%20creative%20respelling,in%20English%20spelling%20and%20pronunciation.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Jestery posted:

(Forgive the strong opinions here, I work in translation/interpreting)

While we are at it

gently caress the digraph "th"

Makes two different sounds, but we don't even acknowledge it

With

That

Here's two letter that make their own sounds , but put them together and it make two different sounds contextually , loving great....

teaching my kids to read has highlighted how a lot of the spelling rules in English are extremely unfair

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
at least it's not mandarin

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I had the pleasure of trying to explain the words

Height
Length
Width

To some Deaf kids.

Height was easy enough , from floor to top of the thing

But length and width are trickier than you might assume.

You have to establish the implicit "front" of an object and then determine the perpendicular from that plane for width and length, and even then it's not cut and dry.

Tricky stuff when your native language doesn't do anything like that and just gives unlabelled direction

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

On a related note I'm reading https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Chaos

And apparently the word bade (past tense of bid) does not rhyme with spade? Is that a recent thing or have I been saying it wrong?

canyoneer posted:

teaching my kids to read has highlighted how a lot of the spelling rules in English are extremely unfair

I before E except for all the cases where it isn't.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

make a new thread losers

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

PYF mahhcross and mehhmz

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
PYF Mmrnmhrm

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Azhais posted:

PYF Mmrnmhrm

Get that meme out of your mouth!

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

Kuros posted:

"Freezer took the piss now he and Goku are going to have a kerfuffle."
It would be a barney or a blue, not a kerfuffle.

Jestery posted:

It's an Alderley expression
lmao

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

OwlFancier posted:

On a related note I'm reading https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Chaos

And apparently the word bade (past tense of bid) does not rhyme with spade? Is that a recent thing or have I been saying it wrong?


I before E except for all the cases where it isn't.

I before E except after C
And when sounding like A as in Neighbor and Weigh
and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May
and YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

CommanderApaul has a new favorite as of 23:38 on Dec 10, 2020

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
The misspelling's bad, yeah, but I'd like to see you try tell Horus he isn't the fuckin' god of the Sun :colbert:

Isn't the sun god Ra, though?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The sun god is Aten and he is real, strong, and my friend.

This post brought to you by [MONOTHEISM GANG]

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
There are multiple gods of the sun in ancient egypt, depending on the location since upper and lower egypt had different pantheons.

Ra is the best known, but there's also Amon/Amun, Aten (during the monotheistic heresy), and Horus is the god of the morning.

During the later years they would syncretize these together into single deities like Amon-Ra and Re-Horakhty.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Every English person getting ready for work at Ye Ole Chumblybums Humstinkler


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCHbgg_YSU

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

theflyingexecutive posted:

make a new thread losers

I mean language is a meme

:goonsay:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

should have told her covid was a hoax because of space lizards that took over our government, she would have believed that in a second.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

PYF mahhcross and mehhmz

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Hollandia posted:

It would be a barney or a blue, not a kerfuffle.

lmao

Don't correct me on my fake British English!

I like the word kerfuffle. :shobon:

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Jestery posted:

(Forgive the strong opinions here, I work in translation/interpreting)

While we are at it

gently caress the digraph "th"

Makes two different sounds, but we don't even acknowledge it

With

That

Here's two letter that make their own sounds , but put them together and it make two different sounds contextually , loving great....

I'm gonna be honest: I don't hear a difference between with and that with my Californian accent.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I'm gonna be honest: I don't hear a difference between with and that with my Californian accent.

other californian here, it's there but it's extremely subtle

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Jestery posted:

I mean language is a meme

:goonsay:

Language is super cool to talk about but these derails always go: someone will post a novel use of language that Americans aren't aware of or vice versa, a couple more people will share less good examples or ones everybody knows about, a few more will start posting really really entertaining things like how much they hate another country's spelling or pronunciation of words, and so on until you get a few picture less pages to scroll through.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
yeah there's only so many times you can become incredulous over catty wampus or 'struth before it becomes stale.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

theflyingexecutive posted:

Language is super cool to talk about but these derails always go: someone will post a novel use of language that Americans aren't aware of or vice versa, a couple more people will share less good examples or ones everybody knows about, a few more will start posting really really entertaining things like how much they hate another country's spelling or pronunciation of words, and so on until you get a few picture less pages to scroll through.



I mean I don't disagree

Relevant threads

Fun words phrase Thread
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3914631&pagenumber=6&perpage=40

Polyglot thread
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815486&pagenumber=11&perpage=40

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You fuckers deserve some Norwegian.



And little a meme.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
IDK how to share tweets as NWS images, so please enjoy this article full of Cyberpunk characters with their huge dicks hanging out thanks to a PS4 glitch.

https://www.polygon.com/2020/12/10/22167349/cyberpunk-2077-penis-glitch-breasts

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

PYF mahhcross and mehhmz


tASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

I paid 9 dollars for this before it went on prime. Definitely worth it.

Best scene:

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


Hawaii:
808

Was trying to figure out if this was some kind of drum machine/Kanye reference.

808 is Hawaii's area code.

Thanks Urban Dictionary.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Automatic Slim posted:

Hawaii:
808

Was trying to figure out if this was some kind of drum machine/Kanye reference.

808 is Hawaii's area code.

Thanks Urban Dictionary.

and I know y'all wanted that 808

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Silent Linguist
Jun 10, 2009


Poops Mcgoots posted:

I'm gonna be honest: I don't hear a difference between with and that with my Californian accent.

The difference is that your vocal cords are vibrating in one and not the other. Compare “thigh” and “thy” while holding your hand on your throat.

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