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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

im gaye posted:

there are no pretty people in this thread

Yeah. There was a butt though. However, who knows what's on the face end of that.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

im gaye posted:

there are no pretty people in this thread

Literally everyone in this thread looks better than I was hoping for including the guy with a crack pipe in his picture.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

im gaye posted:

there are no pretty people in this thread

you're pretty....

























...pretty gaye! owneddddddddddd

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Devila posted:

unless you're highly intelligent, socially awkward + Jewish looking(but not religious)...or Leonardo DiCaprio...no thanks

I've been told I look "Mexican as gently caress" and I'm dumb as rocks so PM me and let's fuk

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

jeff smisek posted:

every one is beautiful 2 me :)

post ur face so we can see what rock bottom looks like

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Yeah. There was a butt though. However, who knows what's on the face end of that.
that WAS the face end :grin:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

a hole-y ghost posted:

that WAS the face end :grin:

:drat:

KrustyTheClown
Aug 15, 2016

Hey, hey, hey, Kids!!!
Lets all suck my damn balls!!!
This is me:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Hajhhaahhhahhhahhhahaha

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

jeff smisek posted:

every one is beautiful 2 me :)

Very inspiring

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

dgsw comedy account burning hotter than the sun

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!


Sleep tight Gbs :3:

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

i like that posted:

Hmmm at the non-ugly/pretty attention whoring posters posting in an Ugly thread. U should go back to posting on Facebook for desperate Likes + this thread moved to PYF.....

I mean... I was doing stroke face in my picture. Pretty sure that doesn't qualify me for Facebook. Maybe autism though.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

ChickenWyngz posted:



Sleep tight Gbs :3:

good night, tsar nicholas II

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Motherfucker posted:

post ur face so we can see what rock bottom looks like

Okay :shrug:

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Robot Pride posted:

good night, tsar nicholas II

drat, the resemblance is uncanny...

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Is that Wisconsin? Fly fishing?

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Salty Josh posted:

Is that Wisconsin? Fly fishing?

Colorado, son!

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
That's legit as gently caress. Wish I knew how to fly fish. I just wade fish here on the coast. :'(

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


You can crab also!

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
O.O That sounds like a great idea.

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

Robot Pride posted:

good night, tsar nicholas II

The fault in our tsars

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


haha Jeff is a freaking lady

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
pls tell me your name IRL is jeff to complete the brainfuck

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
The name Jeffreh would be awesome.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Nice

I'm glad we have some manly dudes here in GBS, to balance all the other effeminate users who posted before you

Not a big fan of the man bun but it's pretty trendy so I get it

Good job man, keep it up

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Don Tacorleone posted:

Nice

I'm glad we have some manly dudes here in GBS, to balance all the other effeminate users who posted before you

Not a big fan of the man bun but it's pretty trendy so I get it

Good job man, keep it up

I wear a hardhat at work and it ripped out a bunch of my bottom hairs, so I said gently caress it and shaved it off

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hey Jeff did you know you're a freaking lady holy sheet

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

jeff smisek posted:

I wear a hardhat at work and it ripped out a bunch of my bottom hairs, so I said gently caress it and shaved it off

Nice bro

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

jeff smisek posted:

I wear a hardhat at work

ofc

this is such a great troll long con that it makes me wish i reg'ed my account as some super feminine name with hopes that 10 years later a pic thread would come along to drop the hammer on everyone with brain spinning reveal

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


...I'm not a troll :(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jeff this is loving crazy to me but get this you're a loving woman what the heck right did you know this it's insane to me

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I know, it sucks :(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hey you can change that you know

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

a dog from hell posted:

Probably the youngest poster ITT. Suck my god drat turds. I am looking into your soul and it disgusts me like it was pig poo poo, especially if you're bald.



This would be more fun if I was super hosed up looking. 21 by the way. Gonna go smoke a cigarette.

shave off your face pubes

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Hogge Wild posted:

shave off your face pubes

Post your picture and I'll think about it.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

a dog from hell posted:

Post your picture and I'll think about it.

i've posted my pic in pyf:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Hey GBS / goon-hair fashion debate thread, my A/C's fan motor broke so I took the opportunity to check an item off my bucket list by smokin' some reefer drugs and shaving all the hair off my head while staring at a mirror in the tub. :2bong:

Here's a pic of me, now, with 80% less hair than before. I just learned how to smile too the other day, so I think I'll share my progress:

^^^ Here's me smiling it was really painful to achieve such an acceptable level of 'normal' face, especially with a camera pointed directly at me.

See normally I suffer from Photo-RBF (photo-reactive bastard face) :\
It's a really difficult behavioral condition that makes it nearly impossible to create attractive family photo albums.

Here's an example of extreme PRBF below. Please do not de-spoiler the following pic if you are easily triggered!!!:
:grin::grin:
I'm so sorry I really can't control it :cripes:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Hey GBS / goon-hair fashion debate thread, my A/C's fan motor broke so I took the opportunity to check an item off my bucket list by smokin' some reefer drugs and shaving all the hair off my head while staring at a mirror in the tub. :2bong:

Here's a pic of me, now, with 80% less hair than before. I just learned how to smile too the other day, so I think I'll share my progress:

^^^ Here's me smiling it was really painful to achieve such an acceptable level of 'normal' face, especially with a camera pointed directly at me.

See normally I suffer from Photo-RBF (photo-reactive bastard face) :\
It's a really difficult behavioral condition that makes it nearly impossible to create attractive family photo albums.

Here's an example of extreme PRBF below. Please do not de-spoiler the following pic if you are easily triggered!!!:
:grin::grin:
I'm so sorry I really can't control it :cripes:

You look much better.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Hogge Wild posted:

You look much better.

I appreciate it - as does the back of my neck. I have never felt such a constant dampness before in the form of awful sticky necksweats. I'd ask myself all the time how ladies even enjoy dealing with all that hair back there and then I'd remind myself that A) they don't, and B) hairties and scrunchies exist.

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