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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I know somebody else already said he left earlier but I just saw QT Marshall's statement and boy

https://twitter.com/QTMarshall/status/1729289313819427229

Him just straight up saying "This company is going in a different direction, peace out." feels not good.

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

MJeff posted:

I know somebody else already said he left earlier but I just saw QT Marshall's statement and boy

https://twitter.com/QTMarshall/status/1729289313819427229

Him just straight up saying "This company is going in a different direction, peace out." feels not good.

thats pretty pointed as far as one of those goes lol

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

MJeff posted:

I know somebody else already said he left earlier but I just saw QT Marshall's statement and boy

https://twitter.com/QTMarshall/status/1729289313819427229

Him just straight up saying "This company is going in a different direction, peace out." feels not good.

What is a different direction for QT? Him doing a gimmick where he gets hair plugs and gets a hot young gf? Him doing a TMZ parody with a girl with big hooters?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

It's the perfect level of vagueness to back up what you always knew was true.

Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


Yeah they went in a different direction alright. They only want good wrestlers on TV now

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

NienNunb posted:

Grody Chodes

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
There just simply isn't enough wrestlers getting busted open every week for me to crave my thirst for blood.

Bring back the brood.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

just watch hangman charging up for the vampire mist on a loop

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


TelevisedInsanity posted:

There just simply isn't enough wrestlers getting busted open every week for me to crave my thirst for blood.

Bring back the brood.

I mean we had a match where one guy drank another's blood like a week ago.

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."

Fish Of Doom posted:

I mean we had a match where one guy drank another's blood like a week ago.

They got Ric Flair and Mix, just have them walk out every week and sneeze

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

NienNunb posted:

Chody Chodes

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Punk is cooked, AEW is back baby

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Ugh.

That was not the Punk I love. :smith:

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

MJeff posted:

Ugh.

That was not the Punk I love. :smith:

His promo was as strong as his convictions

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

everyone in AEW probably just breathed a huge sigh of relief

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

This is what he's always looked like to me, I'm so sorry some of you had to go through this

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


CM Stunk

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Punk is cooked, AEW is back baby

did he poo poo his rear end

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I’m glad people could tune into RAW tonight and be reminded why AEW exists.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

yeah it was called his face

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

CM Punk walks into a VFW, tells a wrestler promoter he needs a job. Promoter says we'll give you a tryout working Big Johnny here. Punk begins wrestling Big Johnny when he suddenly makes a big poop in the ring. The promoter cannot believe his eyes, he is impressed. "poo poo, you're hired! Tattooed guy, better luck next time!"

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

That DICK! posted:

CM Punk walks into a VFW, tells a wrestler promoter he needs a job. Promoter says we'll give you a tryout working Big Johnny here. Punk begins wrestling Big Johnny when he suddenly makes a big poop in the ring. The promoter cannot believe his eyes, he is impressed. "poo poo, you're hired! Tattooed guy, better luck next time!"

lol

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

They should still fire Jack Perry but maybe now they don’t need to go as far as putting yellow post its over his face

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

That DICK! posted:

CM Punk walks into a VFW, tells a wrestler promoter he needs a job. Promoter says we'll give you a tryout working Big Johnny here. Punk begins wrestling Big Johnny when he suddenly makes a big poop in the ring. The promoter cannot believe his eyes, he is impressed. "poo poo, you're hired! Tattooed guy, better luck next time!"

Veterans of Fed Writing

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
phil got everything he wanted out of that coked up money mark, including his kojima match. what a legend

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

woulda been nice to get paid but cant win them all

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
I'm not ready to hop on the "Punk's promo sucked, all of AEW's problems are now fixed" bandwagon just yet, but drat did that promo suck

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That just made me wish even harder that AEW would fix its poo poo because good lord that show was loving torture.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
wait did you guys actually watch raw i thought we were doing jokes

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

MotU posted:

wait did you guys actually watch raw i thought we were doing jokes

I had it on a screen while I mostly watched something really exciting.

Bears-Vikings.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Thank you Punk for as dire as AEW has been a lot tasted raw meat today and realised it's in fact AEW Heaven on the balance.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

MJeff posted:

I had it on a screen while I mostly watched something really exciting.

Bears-Vikings.

im just here to make fun of tiny tony khan. hate that bug eyed little f*cker

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

MotU posted:

wait did you guys actually watch raw i thought we were doing jokes

I watched family guy til the rush Limbaugh ep came on

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

MotU posted:

wait did you guys actually watch raw i thought we were doing jokes

i actually watched it because i don't wanna be gaslit by the "that was a pretty good raw" people anymore

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i just watch njpw/stardom/tjpw/ddt

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

The_Rob posted:

I’m glad people could tune into RAW tonight and be reminded why AEW exists.

Excited to tune into AEW and see some wwe level DRAMA with Roddy's neck when he should be killing people in the ring and not doing lovely comedy gimmick

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
tony khan will not know the promo was bad because he was too scared of punk to turn on the tv

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


AEW is back!

...until the next lovely MJF promo, then it's dead again.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fish Of Doom posted:

AEW is back!

...until the next lovely MJF promo, then it's dead again.

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1729257641334149437?t=e394p5x-UmiSdBCU1QpN8A&s=19

Get ready for several months of Only Talking

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

MJF loving sucks and a bad thing in a show that could and has been great is way more frustrating than how much WWE can gaslight people into thinking it's good now because I'm not falling for that poo poo

It wouldn't even be as annoying if it wasn't the loving world title angle

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