Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


MassRafTer posted:

Everyone has known it was fake for 100 years. In the 1910s you had the Manhattan Opera House tournament with masked men and dumb angles and storylines and everyone knew it was a work. As has been mentioned crowds had rejected various things for 50 years before that. But even looking forward in the 80s a poll was conducted in the Mid Atlantic region which asked if wrestling was real and only 3% of respondents said it was. So while people were getting all that wild heat and bleeding 5 nights a week in Crocket Promotions everyone knew it was fake.

Cornette doesn't want to admit that people threw batteries at him because he's so easy to hate

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Dick Bastardly posted:

How many wrestlers were, are, or will become porn stars?

Chocoball Makai was a guy who worked FMW right before it closed and he was a porn star. He was called Chocoball because his balls were really dark and looked like chocolate

...I guess that means Mr. Gannousuke is also a porn star because he was in an program with Hayabusa where the heel GM gave him Hayabusa's mask and gimmick, so he starred in a porno while wearing the Hayabusa mask to tarnish his legacy

Smoking Crow fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Dec 4, 2018

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Bigass Moth posted:

It was Brad Maddox and Xavier Woods in her videos.

Yeah, weirdly for a cokehead, Del Rio hasn't done something that particular sort of scumfuck yet.

Just everything else. But I guess he draws the line at uploading revenge porn, or he had coke dick every time he tried to shoot (take that phrasing as you will), who the gently caress knows

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

The Cameo posted:

Yeah, weirdly for a cokehead, Del Rio hasn't done something that particular sort of scumfuck yet.

Just everything else. But I guess he draws the line at uploading revenge porn, or he had coke dick every time he tried to shoot (take that phrasing as you will), who the gently caress knows
I never even got the impression Maddox uploaded revenge porn, though. I thought his iCloud got hacked.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Awesome Kong did some of those apartment wrestling star videos but didn’t appear naked. I think Daphne did similar stuff.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

DangerDummy! posted:

I know it was 50/50 with the kids during WrestleMania 3 as far as believing it was real. The only adults I knew back then who thought it was real were my aunt and uncle, but they were a couple of hayseeds.

I remember my grandpa getting pissed that I was watching wrestling because it was fake and disgusting, and then blowing up when HHH beat up Earl Hebner and ranting about how low it was to attack a ref so I don't actually know what he knew about it

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


davidbix posted:

I never even got the impression Maddox uploaded revenge porn, though. I thought his iCloud got hacked.

I mean, that was what happened, yeah

I’m just saying Del Rio would probably upload it himself because Del Rio’s a massive rear end in a top hat

He just somehow hasn’t, even though if he’s like any of the other abusive boyfriends I experienced my friends dating, he probably had some recording of sex they had that he would threaten to expose to the world during big arguments

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Aesop Poprock posted:

I remember my grandpa getting pissed that I was watching wrestling because it was fake and disgusting, and then blowing up when HHH beat up Earl Hebner and ranting about how low it was to attack a ref so I don't actually know what he knew about it

My granddad loved wrestling but used to always tell me,"Well it's all a load of rubbish but I don't care, it's fun to watch!" :)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

My granddad loved wrestling but used to always tell me,"Well it's all a load of rubbish but I don't care, it's fun to watch!" :)

For some reason the only time I remember him enjoying it was when Ric Flair did the musical chairs segment and he was laughing his rear end off going "Who is this old fart??"

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

My grandpa hates modern wrestling because it looks fake, not like Buddy Rogers and Lou Thesz

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Smoking Crow posted:

My grandpa hates modern wrestling because it looks fake, not like Buddy Rogers and Lou Thesz
my dad is like this too, he always tells me the british stuff he watched in the 50s and 60s was presented like an actual sport. He gets so mad when wrestlers go outside the ring and keep fighting.

Sharparoni
Jan 11, 2004

THE MOST EXCITING MASCOT IN THE LAST 4000 YEARS OF COLLEGE SPORTS


Dick Bastardly posted:

How many wrestlers were, are, or will become porn stars?

WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump :pisstape:

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Jerusalem posted:

My granddad loved wrestling but used to always tell me,"Well it's all a load of rubbish but I don't care, it's fun to watch!" :)

Yeah, my grandad probably knew it was fake but religiously watched World of Sport at 4pm every Sunday. Called it The Holy Hour.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Bigass Moth posted:

It was Brad Maddox and Xavier Woods in her videos.

I wonder if the one I saw with the cummy title was a part of the Maddox/Xavier sexcapade or perhaps some other dude :thunk:

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Btw I went back and watched some 50s stuff and my grandpa has great taste in wrestling, Lou Thesz and Buddy Rogers are great

Smoking Crow fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 5, 2018

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

LividLiquid posted:

Cornette mostly seems to think that more or less everybody knew something wasn't on the level, but the truth wasn't paraded in front of them so everybody kind of went along with it.
To be fair, when I watched during the Attitude Era, I knew it was worked but I wondered how much of the storylines represented real backstage heat, and things like that. That's the kind of thing Cornette said he would have played on if he'd booked the Invasion.

Cornette saying that people in Louisiana in the mid-80s "believed everything that was happening" is right out, though. But there's no point getting worked up about it; Cornette is playing a character for his podcast audience these days.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Dick Bastardly posted:

I wonder if the one I saw with the cummy title was a part of the Maddox/Xavier sexcapade or perhaps some other dude :thunk:

Maddox

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.
When I was watching in the 80s as a 10 year old about, I knew it was ridiculous but I sort of thought the characters were doing it for psychological advantage, like Brutus was trying to intimidate people by cutting hair. But the physics of it, I didn't understand at all, as far asI remember I thought it was like a sort of combative ballet, where the wrestlers accepted that if they were put in a certain position, then they had to go a certain way in response. Then whoever hit their finish was allowed win, because those were the rules.

It was convoluted as hell.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The wrestling/porn talk makes me think of this time Wrestlecrap inducted a porno called The Young and the Wrestling. I mainly remember it because towards the end of the article, they had an audio clip of the main guy cutting an angry promo and it was shockingly really good. Like way better than most of the WWE roster at the time.

Not enough wrestlers threaten to tear off their opponent's dick and wear it as a bowtie.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

lol cool

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Every non-fan boomer I've talked to still believes the Kaufman-Lawler punch on Letterman was real

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EugeneJ posted:

Every non-fan boomer I've talked to still believes the Kaufman-Lawler punch on Letterman was real

It was a slap and it was definitely real unless you mean they thought they were actually mad at each other. Lawler apparently hit Jim Carey even harder on the set of Man on the Moon because Carey was horrible to work with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

MassRafTer posted:

In the 1910s you had the Manhattan Opera House tournament with masked men and dumb angles and storylines and everyone knew it was a work. As has been mentioned crowds had rejected various things for 50 years before that.
Oh yeah, I forgot to add: Cornette tells this narrative where before the WWF existed, smart promoters controlled the workers and the angles so that things didn't get out of control and expose the business. But of course that happened plenty of times between 1880 and 1950.

Rubber Soul
Dec 5, 2006

Oh no?

Dick Bastardly posted:

can confirm, he came on the WWE Women's Championship belt like some weird tribute or something. Pretty neat imo

It was the NXT Women's Championship belt

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Rubber Soul posted:

It was the NXT Women's Championship belt

Ah that's right. I was a little... distracted at the time

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Dick Bastardly posted:

Ah that's right. I was a little... distracted at the time

Good story

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Halloween Jack posted:

To be fair, when I watched during the Attitude Era, I knew it was worked but I wondered how much of the storylines represented real backstage heat, and things like that. That's the kind of thing Cornette said he would have played on if he'd booked the Invasion.

Cornette saying that people in Louisiana in the mid-80s "believed everything that was happening" is right out, though. But there's no point getting worked up about it; Cornette is playing a character for his podcast audience these days.
You have to look at it from his perspective, though, which is basically "If they didn't believe it was completely real, then why were they trying to loving kill me?" Everyone understands suspending disbelief, but not suspending disbelief to the point that you genuinely want to harm someone.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
My dad likes luchadores and AJ Styles and thinks Baron Corbin is boring and that his character is an oil baron.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

...His entrance did used to be oil creeping down the ramp.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

dave's told this story about the charlotte newspaper running a poll in the early '80s asking whether or not wrestling was predetermined. ole anderson was the booker at the time and was apparently genuinely shocked that people knew it wasn't a shoot.

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'
A lot of wrestlers run with the narrative that they, themselves, had no idea it was a work until their first day of wrestling school (or even first day on a show). While I'm sure there's no shortage of dumb wrestlers, it's clearly a bit of a tall tale.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

VJeff posted:

My dad likes luchadores and AJ Styles and thinks Baron Corbin is boring and that his character is an oil baron.

That would honestly be a huge improvement

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



My grandmother and I used to watch wrestling a lot and she ended up positively hating Vince McMahon because of the various storylines with him. I told her it was all scripted but she was like "yeah but he chooses to do that. Nobody chooses to do that unless they meant it."

Maybe a bit of a flawed argument overall but a much older me realizes she was spot-on about Vince.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

VJeff posted:

My dad likes luchadores and AJ Styles and thinks Baron Corbin is boring and that his character is an oil baron.

i think your dad just watches newLegacy

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

NikkolasKing posted:

My grandmother and I used to watch wrestling a lot and she ended up positively hating Vince McMahon because of the various storylines with him. I told her it was all scripted but she was like "yeah but he chooses to do that. Nobody chooses to do that unless they meant it."

Maybe a bit of a flawed argument overall but a much older me realizes she was spot-on about Vince.

Your grandma was right

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Reminder that Sable sued Vince McMahon for sexual harassment and that he hired her back so that he could make out and grope her on-camera.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, at no point of Vince booking his "Mr. McMahon" character could anyone come away thinking "that man has a good and healthy self image and moral compass."

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.

Thauros posted:

dave's told this story about the charlotte newspaper running a poll in the early '80s asking whether or not wrestling was predetermined. ole anderson was the booker at the time and was apparently genuinely shocked that people knew it wasn't a shoot.

Wotta mark.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
The real kayfabe was that the spectators pretended to believe it to make wrestlers proud of themselves. Just like adults playing with kids.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Kennel posted:

The real kayfabe was that the spectators pretended to believe it to make wrestlers proud of themselves. Just like adults playing with kids.
It's still real to me, dammit!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply