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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Wasabi the J posted:

SGT Wasabi why did we not do a proper investigation of the loss of these $30 cell phones?

Because I literally could afford to lose all of them. Sorry I didn't call NCIS over $120 of non classified disposable property.

Now guess who's doing a FLIPL and having to track down sworn statements for $80 bux?

Every time you post it gives me more reason to never reenlist

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Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
Is caffeinated dip a thing? I have a feeling it'd sell very well to army people. Same for energy cigarettes.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Aranan posted:

Is caffeinated dip a thing? I have a feeling it'd sell very well to army people. Same for energy cigarettes.

I'm stealing this

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

A guy who was in the NM OCS program swore by the "ranger dip" of taking the coffee packet from the MRE and pocketing it a la a regular pinch of dip.

Could be a good idea in said situations where you can't get a cup of coffee or other form of caffeine but seems more of a novelty than anything IMHO

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Well cold brew is the new thing so if you left it in for awhile you should get some effect.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Just fuckin' rip the coffee open, throw it in your mouth, get a swig of water, throw it back and call it done

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Aranan posted:

Is caffeinated dip a thing? I have a feeling it'd sell very well to army people. Same for energy cigarettes.

https://www.getgrinds.com/

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Lol $4 a can on Amazon. They're making a KILLING if they are actually moving any kind of volume.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It was a new big thing when I was in Iraq. Nothing like dehydrating twice as fast especially with dip 2 weeks before expiry.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
That has got to stain your teeth like crazy

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Aranan posted:

Is caffeinated dip a thing? I have a feeling it'd sell very well to army people. Same for energy cigarettes.

If you caffeinated it the FDA would have regulatory oversight iinm and they'd probably refuse to allow it because of tobacco causing mouth cancer.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Aranan posted:

Is caffeinated dip a thing? I have a feeling it'd sell very well to army people. Same for energy cigarettes.

Skoal XTRA I think it's called is caffeinated

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
Honestly surprised this poo poo isn't more common on bases, then. What with how most soldiers chain drink energy drinks and consume any form of tobacco.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Aranan posted:

Honestly surprised this poo poo isn't more common on bases, then. What with how most soldiers chain drink energy drinks and consume any form of tobacco.

Pretty sure it's in every Class Six/AAFES but who the gently caress knows anymore since I'm no longer active to verify.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I really miss the commissary, that's about it. You could feel marginally better about yourself just looking at what dependants from other backwaters look like.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I still can go to the commissary. Suck it.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I recently discovered there's actually a fourth grocery store within one block of my apartment :)

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I still can go, but am nowhere near one. It's sad.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

How sad, to not live close to a base

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Really not sad about that part. I guess I just want a people of Walmart site, but for the commissary.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

PathAsc posted:

I really miss the commissary, that's about it. You could feel marginally better about yourself just looking at what dependants from other backwaters look like.

I know it's Reddit, but somehow this seems relevant.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

All phantom shitter stories are sacred.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I like how it's just "you should be ashamed of yourself."

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Lazy Reservist posted:

I know it's Reddit, but

A much more popular site that's had the President of the United States posting there? I think I can give you a break this time but next time I'm giving you an Article 138, the best one of all that every enlisted should use at any chance they get.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

chemosh6969 posted:

A much more popular site that's had the President of the United States posting there? I think I can give you a break this time but next time I'm giving you an Article 138, the best one of all that every enlisted should use at any chance they get.

Yeah dude definitely defend the website that prided itself in being the internet's most trafficked child pornography trading ring.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Internet Wizard posted:

Yeah dude definitely defend the website that prided itself in being the internet's most trafficked child pornography trading ring.

If it's good enough for Obama, it's good enough for me.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Casimir Radon posted:

I get insomnia sometimes and all of this stuff is convincing me not to ever ask for ambien for it. I'd rather not find out in the morning that I did a bunch of borderline TCC stuff.

zopiclone is very similar and doesn't cause the hosed up amnesia and sleep driving.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

GENDERED SLUR posted:

zopiclone is very similar and doesn't cause the hosed up amnesia and sleep driving.

It depends. My partner was on it and developed a very serious addiction to the drug. Kicked it eventually, but still has serious cravings and at worst she was popping 2-3 pills every single night.

It also absolutely causes amnesia, though not to ambien's degree. She rarely if ever remembered anything that happened after she took it, which profoundly disturbed her. Killed her PTSD nightmares dead in no time though, so there is that.

If you take it once in awhile it's probably fine, but it's a pretty dangerous drug if you don't treat it carefully.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

The Iron Rose posted:

It depends. My partner was on it and developed a very serious addiction to the drug. Kicked it eventually, but still has serious cravings and at worst she was popping 2-3 pills every single night.

It also absolutely causes amnesia, though not to ambien's degree. She rarely if ever remembered anything that happened after she took it, which profoundly disturbed her. Killed her PTSD nightmares dead in no time though, so there is that.

If you take it once in awhile it's probably fine, but it's a pretty dangerous drug if you don't treat it carefully.

well, yes, generally any z-drug is only supposed to be taken sparingly and the fact that monthly ambien prescriptions exist boggles my mind. i had a friend who had a serious addiction to it for years that he finally kicked that sounded like hell but he's also been addicted to half the drugs on earth so i didn't give it much credence. personally the taste of a mouthful of dirty nickels sticking around for 18+ hours is enough to keep me away from it in all but the most dire times. melatonin and l-theanine are a good go-to otherwise.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

GENDERED SLUR posted:

well, yes, generally any z-drug is only supposed to be taken sparingly and the fact that monthly ambien prescriptions exist boggles my mind. i had a friend who had a serious addiction to it for years that he finally kicked that sounded like hell but he's also been addicted to half the drugs on earth so i didn't give it much credence. personally the taste of a mouthful of dirty nickels sticking around for 18+ hours is enough to keep me away from it in all but the most dire times. melatonin and l-theanine are a good go-to otherwise.

They gave her 6 months of zopiclone for daily use :downsgun:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
Jesus Christ

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Drug chat:

I had success with a Klonipin/Trazadone cocktail for sleep. No dreams, just sweet sweet sleep.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

GENDERED SLUR posted:

. melatonin and l-theanine are a good go-to otherwise.

Melatonin is probably the least favorite thing I've ever taken. I know it's supposed to send the "you're tired and need to sleep" signal to your brain, and 2.5 mg of it sure as hell worked great at that, but I still had insomnia and couldn't actually sleep. But now I was tired enough for the insomnia to feel about 100x worse. Felt awful.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Phanatic posted:

Melatonin is probably the least favorite thing I've ever taken. I know it's supposed to send the "you're tired and need to sleep" signal to your brain, and 2.5 mg of it sure as hell worked great at that, but I still had insomnia and couldn't actually sleep. But now I was tired enough for the insomnia to feel about 100x worse. Felt awful.

It's pretty cool if the tired is enough to make you sleep, but that sounds awful.

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

xthetenth posted:

It's pretty cool if the tired is enough to make you sleep, but that sounds awful.

Yeah, that's rough. I've always had good luck with melatonin, not with falling asleep, but more with staying asleep. I don't get drowsy from it, but once I'm sleeping, I zonk right out. If I have to wake up to piss, I don't go back to bed and stare at the ceiling and glance over at the clock every 15 minutes until 5am, I just fall asleep again.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

hogmartin posted:

Yeah, that's rough. I've always had good luck with melatonin, not with falling asleep, but more with staying asleep. I don't get drowsy from it, but once I'm sleeping, I zonk right out. If I have to wake up to piss, I don't go back to bed and stare at the ceiling and glance over at the clock every 15 minutes until 5am, I just fall asleep again.

For me it's laying back a pill and lining my sleep schedule with the world.

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

xthetenth posted:

For me it's laying back a pill and lining my sleep schedule with the world.

This exactly. Suck one (or two) down at 9pm, do your stuff with full clarity and no drowsiness until 10:30, and then go out like a light until 6 the next morning.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Phanatic posted:

Melatonin is probably the least favorite thing I've ever taken. I know it's supposed to send the "you're tired and need to sleep" signal to your brain, and 2.5 mg of it sure as hell worked great at that, but I still had insomnia and couldn't actually sleep. But now I was tired enough for the insomnia to feel about 100x worse. Felt awful.

That's super weird, I've heard of people having weird responses to melatonin but I'm not sure how that actually works since it's produced naturally in the body. Sometimes weird poo poo just happens.

It's much better at regulating your circadian rhythm than truly knocking you out though. That's what the heavier stuff is for.

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I already have a lot of crazy, active, horrible dreams on my own naturally and meletonin seems to amp that up bigly for me

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