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The squirrels near my house are assholes. They ate through our pumpkins in a day.
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Crow Jane posted:Straya and Murica are pretty similar So they are. So. they. are.
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Jan 5, 2014 21:27
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:can't even tell how bad they stink b/c their senses are dulled to poo poo lol lol I smoked my senior year of high school and like for five years after that. Totally chainsmoked, like a carton a week of Lucky Strikes (which were cool 'cause they were mentioned in a Drivin' N' Cryin' lyric). And somehow I figured that 'cause I'd smoke outside, my folks never knew. I must've reeked of smoke constantly. (when I quit, I stopped getting bronchitis every winter  )Pick posted:I don't like squirrels generally, and I'm not going to reward them for exploiting the bird welfare system Do that thing where you add an additional obstacle every couple of days so you get them trained to run a ridiculously long course: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY boring preachy chat to be ignored: OK, the scary thing with smoking or not exercising or eating like poo poo is not that you lived life to the fullest and then just suddenly keel over looking beautiful, it's that life starts to gradually suck more and more until you're that incapacitated old lady on the rascal with the oxygen tank. If it happens to me, I wanna be able to say, it's not 'cause I hosed up anything, it was just fate. Schmaltzy video I thought was cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo6QNU8kHxI
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Jan 5, 2014 21:28
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Wildlife Analysis posted:The squirrels near my house are assholes. They ate through our pumpkins in a day. they will make a good meal
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Jan 5, 2014 21:36
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i really wanted to paint some warhammer miniatures so i got some and primed them black like i thought you were supposed too but it turns out it's super hard to paint red over black so i got some red paint to prime them red but i put on way too much and now i have to strip them and start all over again oh god i fail at everything i wanna just go to bed for a week
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Jan 5, 2014 21:38
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Jan 5, 2014 21:39
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your first mistake was buying warhammer miniatures. I hope you've learned from this experience.
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Jan 5, 2014 21:39
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but there's teen wolf tomorrow
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Jan 5, 2014 21:39
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boom boom boom posted:i really wanted to paint some warhammer miniatures so i got some and primed them black like i thought you were supposed too but it turns out it's super hard to paint red over black so i got some red paint to prime them red but i put on way too much and now i have to strip them and start all over again oh god i fail at everything i wanna just go to bed for a week I'm sorry about your life choices
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Jan 5, 2014 21:40
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Fruity Gordo posted:
Slightly cuter than the Murican equivalent, though
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Jan 5, 2014 21:41
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Fruity Gordo posted:
crocodile didlee
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Jan 5, 2014 21:42
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boom boom boom posted:i really wanted to paint some warhammer miniatures so i got some and primed them black like i thought you were supposed too but it turns out it's super hard to paint red over black so i got some red paint to prime them red but i put on way too much and now i have to strip them and start all over again oh god i fail at everything i wanna just go to bed for a week Yeah that's like painting 101. It's a lot easier to go from light to dark than it is dark to light. So you always start with the lighter colors (and pretty much everything is lighter than black sooo yeah). Never painted miniatures, but I've painted pictures and a few pieces of furniture.
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Jan 5, 2014 21:43
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gently caress you mortality vid bitch thread. fuckin cute rear end squirrel vid then crippling reminder of the ever present threat of death. sickos.
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Jan 5, 2014 21:44
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Fruity Gordo posted:
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Jan 5, 2014 21:44
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I don't mind when squirrels eat out of my birdfeeder because I love them, but I got a pretty wooden one and they gnawed on it to make the holes bigger, and I did mind that. They also eat so much birdseed wtf is that?
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Jan 5, 2014 21:47
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rawdog pozfail posted:gently caress you mortality vid bitch thread. fuckin cute rear end squirrel vid then crippling reminder of the ever present threat of death. sickos. I said it was preachy!  sorry for disrupting the lady thread vibe
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Jan 5, 2014 21:47
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rawdog pozfail posted:gently caress you mortality vid bitch thread. fuckin cute rear end squirrel vid then crippling reminder of the ever present threat of death. sickos. 
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Jan 5, 2014 21:48
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detectivemonkey posted:I don't mind when squirrels eat out of my birdfeeder because I love them, but I got a pretty wooden one and they gnawed on it to make the holes bigger, and I did mind that. They also eat so much birdseed wtf is that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpcRhflUbcg Warning: This is a Dad video. Man enjoys squirrel pain.
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Jan 5, 2014 21:49
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im sorry i just..my grandparents, and the holidays *sobs uncontrollably*
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Jan 5, 2014 21:52
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Putty posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpcRhflUbcg I like the one around 6:30 who figured it out (for a little while). I got my dad one of those birdfeeders that spins around when it senses too much weight and flings the squirrel off, but it ruined his "yelling at squirrels" time, so he didn't use it (which I was happy about).
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Jan 5, 2014 21:53
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Kimmalah posted:That's the purpose of "heat" in stuff like peppers: to keep stupid mammals from eating it so the birds can eat them instead and fly around dispersing the seeds. I don't know if it's all birds though, might want to check on that beforehand. So, fill my bird feeder with buffalo wings?
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Jan 5, 2014 22:04
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Just capture all the squirrels and take them to Buffalo Wild Wings. They might not get the message but you'll have a hell of a time.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:09
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VendaGoat posted:So, fill my bird feeder with buffalo wings? If you want to attract vultures I guess? 
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Jan 5, 2014 22:12
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Kimmalah posted:If you want to attract vultures I guess? COOL
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Jan 5, 2014 22:12
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Squirrels are horrible plague carrying beasties that are also a vegetable gardener's nightmare. Somehow they get a pass because people think they're cute, but wait til you have them nesting in your attic. Birds are awesome and eat pests. Except magpies, who are horrible jerks that chase away everything else and sit on fences taunting your dog.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:15
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Kimmalah posted:If you want to attract vultures I guess? Who wouldn't? Or chickens. They love a bit of cannibalism.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:16
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Enfys posted:Squirrels are horrible plague carrying beasties that are also a vegetable gardener's nightmare. Somehow they get a pass because people think they're cute, but wait til you have them nesting in your attic. The loving squirrels sit on my fence and taunt my dogs. They chitter and crawl down the fence juuuust out of jumping reach and flick their tails in my dogs faces until they're drat near rabid and then they run away. Assholes.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:16
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get a cat my bro's cat is squirrelkiller queen
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Jan 5, 2014 22:18
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Sonrisa posted:The loving squirrels sit on my fence and taunt my dogs. They chitter and crawl down the fence juuuust out of jumping reach and flick their tails in my dogs faces until they're drat near rabid and then they run away. i think the real problem is you need better dogs
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Jan 5, 2014 22:19
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Pick posted:get a cat If you want all the birds to be dead, too
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Jan 5, 2014 22:22
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mind the walrus posted:Loads of people get off on having someone in a subservient role to them. Makes them feel powerful. Would it be possible to identify such people and have them murdered.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:23
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Kimmalah posted:If you want to attract vultures I guess? It would also attract football fans and I'm not willing to deal with that invasive species.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:23
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All Of The Dicks posted:Would it be possible to identify such people and have them murdered. Not without becoming one of them. It's a hell of a failsafe.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:24
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mind the walrus posted:Not without becoming one of them. It's a hell of a failsafe. hmm interest
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Jan 5, 2014 22:24
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mind the walrus posted:Not without becoming one of them. It's a hell of a failsafe. I don't think this is true.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:26
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All Of The Dicks posted:Would it be possible to identify such people and have them murdered. in a world without doms the switch is king.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:26
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I can only get off on domming doms.
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Jan 5, 2014 22:28
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Enfys posted:Who wouldn't? Yeah they sound great: quote:New World vultures often vomit when threatened or approached. Contrary to some accounts, they don't 'projectile vomit' on their attacker as a deliberate defense, but it does lighten their stomach load to make take-off easier, and the vomited meal residue may distract a predator, allowing the bird to escape. New World vultures also urinate straight down their legs; the uric acid kills bacteria accumulated from walking through carcasses, and also acts as evaporative cooling. Their stomach acid is also incredibly strong to deal with bacteria so there's that too. Just puking and peeing everywhere. 
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Jan 5, 2014 22:28
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Kimmalah posted:Their stomach acid is also incredibly strong to deal with bacteria so there's that too. Just puking and peeing everywhere. vulture house
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Jan 5, 2014 22:29
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All Of The Dicks posted:I don't think this is true. If you kill in defense, you are protecting yourself. If you kill for revenge, you are a nemesis. If you kill for pleasure, you are a sociopath. If you kill for power, you are a tyrant. If you kill a tyrant it depends on what you do next that will determine your outcome. "I did not just fight a war for independence to become King George the First." -George Washington. I may be a little off on that quote.
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