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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

Im a filthy animal

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Parity warning posted:

i would bang a person

merry christmas

Same

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Bip Roberts posted:

Im a filthy animal

Same

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

sexmas?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Kurtofan posted:

I really thought the christmas log shaped cake was a worldwide mainstay,

Lol, only to weirdos

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

a.lo posted:

sexmas?

:yeah:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i just want to gently caress the gun

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Iron Crowned posted:

Lol, only to weirdos

Dont diss the christmas log

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



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a.lo posted:

sexmas?

keanu reeves as thomas anderson aka neo in the matrix saying whoa dot gif

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

a.lo posted:

sexmas?

sure

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Parity warning posted:

keanu reeves as thomas anderson aka neo in the matrix saying whoa dot gif

mr anderson but the wrestler

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trelpmas

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Kurtofan posted:

Dont diss the christmas log

What are you going to do? Hit me with a baguette?

ChristmasBaloogan
Dec 24, 2018

Unperson_47 posted:

i just want to gently caress the gun

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Iron Crowned posted:

What are you going to do? Hit me with a baguette?

Log off

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Parity warning posted:

whos fuckin on xmas

I left someone's gift at the front office before they shut down for the weekend, I should probably eat apology booty

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Iron Crowned posted:

What are you going to do? Hit me with a baguette?

i bet youd like that

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Make me

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Happy staurnalia

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
So hey brits, its boxing day tomorrow innit

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Trumpy it's cold outside

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:
Man hit by baguette:

Iron Crowned posted:

What are you going to do? Hit me with a baguette?

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



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here a nice img i saw shared today mrery chrimstas

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
My sister sent me a card, it has pictures from all the wonderful places she and her family visited this year.

Thanks, for the memories.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

crazy cloud posted:

y know what i just was thinkin about how to stop the insane horny goons from posting about who they would or wouldn't gently caress and i rmemebered that it was like a civil war meme that u could cure ur horniness by eating saltpeter , which is named from saalt petra - or salt-rock , but they were eating it trying to cause impotence so they could stop being so horny and kill the other side better , and salt - peter can also be taken to mean 'kill ur dick' like salt the earth, but your peter. anyway, merry christmas

Sexy Christmas 2 u 2

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

im doing christmas with a crank

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Peter peter pecker eater.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

How does trump win shutting the gov down forever

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



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im gonna drink beer and smoke weed and play rocket league so i guess you could say the only thing ill be scoring on fuckmas is sick golazos

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Iron Crowned posted:

What if It's a Wonderful Life was about C-SPAM?

"Who's that man drawing Hentai?"

Why that's Kurt Eichenwald, you see without c-spam he....

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

horny cspam goons just itching for the nubile gun girl who has very nice tits by the way to make bikini videos or possibly a porno, oh by the way her dad is taking those pictures isn't that creepy??

mr drunk boners, sir, this is a arbys actually its a hooters

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tramg

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ShibeTown/status/1077596415839387649

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



I'm making traditional Christmas tacos al pastor and getting sloshed on gin.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Rah! posted:

mr drunk boners, sir, this is a arbys actually its a hooters

ur a hooters

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Kurtofan posted:

So hey brits, its boxing day tomorrow innit

and in canada, sweet deals tomorrow

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

That Works posted:

Gun girl not that attractive and is a lovely human being.

you don't really need to rag on a woman's physical appearance, come on man

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


lorn Wayne posted:

ur a hooters

what fowl thing to call me its making my head spin

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


why did the owl cross tbe road

trum piss :vince:

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

zuck and fuckmas

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