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ante posted:I'd be super wary of those tbh. If they don't actually block UV, they'll gently caress you up. Sunglasses block light to your eyes, so your pupils dilate, letting more light in. If there's a bunch of UV light being let in, it'll give you nasty eye sunburn or something more permanent. I will have these glasses tested then and report back. EDIT Though both my wife and I do wear UV-blocking contact lenses. KakerMix fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Feb 12, 2019 |
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Greatest Living Man posted:I looked up pics because I knew it'd look cool, and I noticed one case had buckyballs present in a particularly sensitive area. its the ball storage area
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Feb 12, 2019 06:49
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KakerMix posted:I will have these glasses tested then and report back. I will be interested to hear it, since I have ten plus pairs of aliexpress glasses in various colours and designs. They already put more effort into convincing me of their UV protection properties and general quality than the ones I can buy domestic. Also, the stern bronze man that emerges from my wall to judge my decisions approves of them:   He has never guided me astray. Under his ever vigilant gaze I am compelled to uphold high moral standards.
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Feb 12, 2019 07:04
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Greatest Living Man posted:This is the most loving hilarious article I've ever read.
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Feb 12, 2019 08:18
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Ingesting magnets in any way is an incredibly bad idea because they will end up pinching tissue and cause internal bleeding, necrosis or sepsis. You can get away with eating just one, but if you’re the kind of person liable to eat magnets you probably won’t stop after the first one. Idiots ruining magnet toys for the rest of us 
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Feb 12, 2019 08:47
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once you pop you cannot stop
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Greatest Living Man posted:*1. The patient was not mentally or physically challenged, as occurs in many situations with such features,5 which in extreme cases may lead to self-mutilation. In fact, he was an honors student. citation needed the idea of sticking things in my urethra gives me the jibblies so there has to be something going on with his brain
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Feb 12, 2019 11:53
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Sounding is a very traditional kink.
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Feb 12, 2019 12:09
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Oh poo poo. Good point about the sunglasses. I was going to buy some ‘Channel’ ones from DH Gate but I guess getting eye cancer isn’t worth the savings. If I didn’t lose/break about five pairs of sunglasses a year I’d treat myself to some real designer ones. Why does this thread always come back to sticking things up your urethra? Let’s share some other wholesome products from our recommended items like this dickbutt/buttdick (nws) https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bhJuNSWl
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Feb 12, 2019 14:45
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ante posted:drat, what great timing. I can definitively answer "No. Some will gently caress you up." not watching a 20 minute video of a dork playing with electricity i bet the top 1000 selling sunglasses on ali are all gonna be uv protected
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Feb 12, 2019 15:30
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Why, I’d bet my eyes on it!
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quidditch it and quit it posted:Why, I’d bet my eyes on it! I’d bet your eyes on it too
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This is the land of fake eggs so I wouldn't bet my eyes on it, which is why I'm going to test the glasses I have BUT if they bothered to put polarization coating on the things then I would imagine they'd also put on the UV protection on it as well. I have some pairs of Raybans and while they are nicer than these cheap ones it isn't by much at all and it is certainly not by a $150~ difference. We'll see how long they last but if I only get a year out of them vs. the 4 years I've gotten out of the Raybans then lol so what
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Yeah, definitely curious about the results. You'd think they'd be fine, but I've bought USB cables and found that they have no data conductors inside, because those two extra wires make it more expensive.
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Moon Atari posted:I will be interested to hear it, since I have ten plus pairs of aliexpress glasses in various colours and designs. They already put more effort into convincing me of their UV protection properties and general quality than the ones I can buy domestic. Also, the stern bronze man that emerges from my wall to judge my decisions approves of them: He can't be that good if he got stuck in a wall. I'm 32 and I've managed to not get stuck in a wall. What else has he hosed up without your knowledge? 
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How would you go about testing sunglasses for uv blocking? I just bought a bunch of sunglasses off Ali because I can never go more than a couple of months without breaking them and got tired of spending 30 bucks to replace them all the time. Can I just walk into specsavers/an optometrist and be like “yo can I get these tested?” and it’s a 5 minute job, or is more involved than that?
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Feb 12, 2019 23:21
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I bought several pairs of these sunglasses and I also got a UV flashlight to test this exact thing. When pointing the UV flashlight at a $20 bill for example, the security features will glow. Then I tried aiming the flashlight through the sunglasses and at the $20 and nothing glowed. I assume they do block UV light but this is only a simple way of checking and not certain to say how much. I assume safe to use though.
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Visible Stink posted:Can I just walk into specsavers/an optometrist and be like “yo can I get these tested?” and it’s a 5 minute job yes
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Synthbuttrange posted:its the ball storage area buckyballs are stored in the balls?
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JuggerNate posted:I bought several pairs of these sunglasses and I also got a UV flashlight to test this exact thing. When pointing the UV flashlight at a $20 bill for example, the security features will glow. Then I tried aiming the flashlight through the sunglasses and at the $20 and nothing glowed. I assume they do block UV light but this is only a simple way of checking and not certain to say how much. I assume safe to use though. Losing your sight just isn't worth it imho.
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Feb 12, 2019 23:55
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As long as they have polycarbonate lenses you are fine, just don't use them with green lasers or try to use them as welding glasses.
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If you look at a couple of kitchen aprons, your suggestions will start turning up NSFW aprons with regularity. Some of them rather blatantly insinuate farmyard beastiality, so that's neat.
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I'm on mobile so I can't post the pictures but they make it look a lot more exciting considering it is just some gallium. C$ 10.72 | 2018 New DIY Metal toys Gallium 99.99 Pure Low Melting Point 85.6 F Ga Metal Hand Melted Magic toys School Educational Kids Toys https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/cgvCahe0
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Moon Atari posted:I will be interested to hear it, since I have ten plus pairs of aliexpress glasses in various colours and designs. They already put more effort into convincing me of their UV protection properties and general quality than the ones I can buy domestic. Also, the stern bronze man that emerges from my wall to judge my decisions approves of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLJvDadSfns&t=164s
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heeheex2 posted:not watching a 20 minute video of a dork playing with electricity Applied science rules might be the best youtube channel I've seen
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Bummey posted:buckyballs are stored in the balls? Piss is stored in the balls. Balls are stored in the urethra.
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Flipperwaldt posted:The tv program I watched on this made the point that UV light is a spectrum and that while there were plastics that blocked some of it, they didn't block the most harmful frequencies. This was about sunglasses bought from street vendors in tourist traps in Europe. Was this program sponsored or produced by Luxottica by any chance?
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Thanks for reminding me that film exists. Now I have the fear again.
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Visible Stink posted:How would you go about testing sunglasses for uv blocking? I just bought a bunch of sunglasses off Ali because I can never go more than a couple of months without breaking them and got tired of spending 30 bucks to replace them all the time. Can I just walk into specsavers/an optometrist and be like “yo can I get these tested?” and it’s a 5 minute job, or is more involved than that? If you're cheap, wait for summer, hold them over your arm for a while and see if they protect your skin from sunburns If you're less cheap, buy a UV light tester (they cost less than 10 bucks iirc) and see if they let that light through
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Spud 69 posted:Piss is stored in the balls. Balls are stored in the urethra. So what's in the blockchain?
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I ended up going to an optometrist on the way home from work today to get my sunglasses tested (I bought them partially for walking home in the afternoon) and they had a machine there that is supposed to be able to do it but none of the 3 attendants on the floor knew how to make it do the uv test. I’m going to take the other sunglasses I got off Ali with me tomorrow and try again and hope there’s someone there who knows how to work the thing this time. If I get any results I’ll report back to the thread
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MrUnderbridge posted:So what's in the blockchain? 
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Enkmar posted:Was this program sponsored or produced by Luxottica by any chance?
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When you make the realization that you can put pillowcase artwork on drink bottles https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Anime-JK-Game-NieR-Automata-YoRHa-No-2-Type-B-2B-No-9-Type-S-9S/32961721083.html?channel=twinner
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you can also put arm and head holes in them and wear them like a tunic.
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Synthbuttrange posted:When you make the realization that you can put pillowcase artwork on drink bottles Cmon mang, how am I supposed to fit my silicone masturbator sleeve through this narrow hole? And how will I extract it later for cleaning? That's not a well thought out product.
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By popular demand posted:Cmon mang, how am I supposed to fit my silicone masturbator sleeve through this narrow hole? And how will I extract it later for cleaning? Well if you're going for the total Nier experience, i'm assuming you would just gently caress metal.
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Feb 15, 2019 14:39
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Ughh now AliExpress is trying to sell me Durex products. A counterfeit condom really isn't how I want to make a new child.
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Feb 15, 2019 14:55
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They may send you an actual child instead to save money.
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Joke's on you both, the condom is made both by and from children.
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