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widespread posted:Just don't make the Custody gun that fires nothing but Bain's "Out of Custody" lines. you can bind sound triggers to almost any event, such as firing a single bullet. Consider the ROF of something like a Buzzsaw or minigun. 
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I am imagining a gun that fires cloaker heads, with the cloaker rush sound.
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Aug 14, 2016 02:13
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A mod that has Bain constantly exclaiming how everything is in a pickle. Slain enemies, the assault, all heisters, obviously, broken drills... Only problem is I don't think Bain ever mentions some of the specials by name.
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Aug 14, 2016 02:25
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That just makes me want a Chrono Trigger heist, somehow. I don't even know how it would work (time travel, of course) but who cares. the loot you secure should, obviously, be Ozzie's Pants.
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Aug 14, 2016 02:34
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At this point we should be able to get the boombox from the big fat music update. Nothing special except for whoever to use it to just start dancing mid gunfight to some custom Viklund stuff only it can play.
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Crabtree posted:At this point we should be able to get the boombox from the big fat music update. Nothing special except for whoever to use it to just start dancing mid gunfight to I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL. FTFY
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Aug 14, 2016 15:03
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Renegret posted:dats me dats me 2
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Aug 14, 2016 15:23
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Hello it's me, the guy in the image
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Aug 14, 2016 15:28
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the person in the image posted earlier is an accurate representation of me
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I too, concur that the image above is an accurate depiction of the personal effects that I bring to a bank robbery.
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Aug 14, 2016 16:43
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I like to kill cops in a highly overt and visible fashion in the video game Payday 2, and am largely disinterested in stealth alternatives. Therefore, the earlier picture is an appropriate summation of my attitude towards the game.
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Aug 14, 2016 16:49
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Really the only way to make that .gif more accurate would be if he were wearing a tiara instead of a helmet
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Aug 14, 2016 16:52
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That is not an image of me.
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Renegret posted:Really the only way to make that .gif more accurate would be if he were wearing a tiara instead of a helmet The armor separates it slightly from my stubborn insistence on never using anything but suit/lbv builds ever again, but the rapid fire action is accurate to my appreciation for Oppressor as a tree.
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RandallODim posted:The armor separates it slightly from my stubborn insistence on never using anything but suit/lbv builds ever again, but the rapid fire action is accurate to my appreciation for Oppressor as a tree. P much. v I actually had initial issues with that when switching to LBV from years of ICTV lyfe. You do eventually learn to take stairs/hills at angles. chairface fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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Aug 14, 2016 17:52
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You move stupid fast in fatsuits now if you take all the movement skills in the Ghost tree. I'm afraid if I switch to a suit I'll just chain-down myself on stairs
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Aug 14, 2016 17:54
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I mainly have that problem when Second Wind kicks in.
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i still love laughing at anyone that complains that Overkill should let people buy the Completely OVERKILL dlc again.Dr Cheeto posted:You move stupid fast in fatsuits now if you take all the movement skills in the Ghost tree. I'm afraid if I switch to a suit I'll just chain-down myself on stairs Unsurprisingly, that's happened to me before on some heists like Hotline Miami, and the Bomb: Forest 
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Aug 14, 2016 18:36
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Official DW+ difficulty makes all explosives reflect back to the user. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWL8cuWDzYU
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I loved that one time I ran all movement skills in LBV when Second Wind hit. You can outrun the loving Longfellow while carrying a bag, it's great.
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UnknownMercenary posted:Official DW+ difficulty makes all explosives reflect back to the user. "balance"
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UnknownMercenary posted:Official DW+ difficulty makes all explosives reflect back to the user. I found out the hard way that the Commissar's hidey hole does the same thing
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Introducing the new self targeting rocket launcher, triple the attack power, but you must tactfully use the shell by leading it to the enemy or it is a guaranteed self down if it doesn't hit anything else.
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Just lol if you're not targeting the floor
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Crabtree posted:Introducing the new self targeting rocket launcher, triple the attack power, but you must tactfully use the shell by leading it to the enemy or it is a guaranteed self down if it doesn't hit anything else. so a UT redeemer? sold.
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Psion posted:so a UT redeemer? sold. "Hey hey, guys! Uncle Vlad has present for you! Remember special cargo you clowns got for me? Well, buyer made it into new weapons for you!"
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just give us overwatch weapons already, i want to sound blast a bulldozer off a cliff and run around smacking cops with a hook
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BillmasterCozb posted:just give us overwatch weapons already, i want to sound blast a bulldozer off a cliff and run around smacking cops with a hook Next DLC pack should have Hoxton doing all of Tracer's lines.
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Max Wilco posted:Next DLC pack should have Hoxton doing all of Tracer's lines. Or Tracer guesting as Hoxton randomly.
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I think Jimmy would make for a better Tracer.
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Aug 15, 2016 14:38
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I'm amazed sometimes at the people I run into in pub lobbies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshZk8dx00g
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UnknownMercenary posted:I'm amazed sometimes at the people I run into in pub lobbies. given how often you embrace the stove, I'm not really sure how you can be amazed anymore surely you've seen everything by now
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Earlier today I did a Big Bank with a really dense team of pubs who didn't know how to find the computer or use the server room, so they spent the first wave trying to killfarm and dying over and over horribly. These are nothing new; what was truly baffling was the semi-competent host who decided it was a great idea to place one of his ammo bags (of the two that the whole team had to share) on top of the crane while he was "sniping cops to cover us" which amounted to shooting the front door blue cops with his Thanatos. It's okay though we wiped because I was the only one trying to kill Captain Winters and when I died, nobody came to help so they slowly bumbled about until they wiped and the game crashed upon restart. payday2.txt e: Oh I just remembered another one where I suggested a group of 3 people didn't need to bring 39 first aid kits and that someone should bring a doctor bag, so I was met with one of them bringing an ammo bag instead even though I had aced ammo. UnknownMercenary fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Aug 15, 2016 |
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UnknownMercenary posted:e: Oh I just remembered another one where I suggested a group of 3 people didn't need to bring 39 first aid kits and that someone should bring a doctor bag, so I was met with one of them bringing an ammo bag instead even though I had aced ammo.
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knowing the caliber of player merc tends to pub with, no I bet they didn't
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This is why I don't do anything more complicated than a Hoxton Breakout or Firestarter with pubbies.
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I'm pretty sure they at least had aced Inspire. Having the skill doesn't stop people from using it poorly/inappropriately though.
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BillmasterCozb posted:just give us overwatch weapons already, i want to sound blast a bulldozer off a cliff and run around smacking cops with a hook We break into a sonic weapons testing chamber and kidnap Viklund to be our weapons scientist for Vlad/Elephant's payroll.
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