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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

the only thing putin hates more than americans are Russians

we're hosed

hi Alan

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

I can't wait for piss tape / Star Wars crossover

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:41

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/DebbieYakscoe/status/885894344946962437

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:41

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

its going to be hilarious when Putin has like recordings of Trump / associates leaked of them straight up talking about collusion

they can just claim the person they were talking to was just pretending to work for the Russian govt, but its still incredibly damaging to Trump team

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:42

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

You're joking right? After the piss tape drops it's all I'm going to watch

Piss tape is gonna be the best selling Pay-Per-View event of all time.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:42

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/DebbieYakscoe/status/885894344946962437

That picture was taken in Pittsburgh.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:42

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Bert Roberge posted:

Piss tape is gonna be the best selling Pay-Per-View event of all time.

Finally Trump attains the greatest marketing achievement of all time.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:43

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

eonwe posted:

its going to be hilarious when Putin has like recordings of Trump / associates leaked of them straight up talking about collusion

they can just claim the person they were talking to was just pretending to work for the Russian govt, but its still incredibly damaging to Trump team

When I get pissed on I like to role play, and one of my fantasies is that I'm colluding with Russia to manipulate an election.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:43

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Flavius Belisarius posted:

Cillizza is the guy who got called out on softball bullshit regarding the AHCA and was like "well allegedly it will kick 23 million off insurance but that all depends on your political biases" basically

eagerly awaiting his unironic winners and losers column once trumpcare is law

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:43

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/885915621891899392

this guy is truly a worm

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:43

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Bert Roberge posted:

Piss tape is gonna be the best selling Pay-Per-View event of all time.

"Oh my God, is that Putin's music?" - Donald Trump

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:43

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Alan Smithee posted:

country's dyin cloud

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:44

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Bert Roberge posted:

Piss tape is gonna be the best selling Pay-Pee-View event of all time.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:45

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

That DICK! posted:

hi Alan

GET BACK TO WORK

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:45

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

Okay, CIA and BBC know that the Kremlin has a lot of sex tapes on Donald. So do you think they're all piss or does Trump have more bizarre fetishes that would kill him as soon as they were outed?

Or worse, do you think they caught him without the wig on?

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:45

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

words of the week:

truth & transparency

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:45

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

ZIONIST ANAL WORMS

again i reiterate my call to grant iks name change powers

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:46

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Okay, CIA and BBC know that the Kremlin has a lot of sex tapes on Donald. So do you think they're all piss or does Trump have more bizarre fetishes that would kill him as soon as they were outed?

Or worse, do you think they caught him without the wig on?

if I was a betting man, Trump likes his ladies south of 18

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:46

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

eonwe posted:

if I was a betting man, Trump likes his ladies south of 18

safe bet since he loved hanging out with epstein

also the whole wallking in on underage girls changing thing

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:47

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Okay, CIA and BBC know that the Kremlin has a lot of sex tapes on Donald. So do you think they're all piss or does Trump have more bizarre fetishes that would kill him as soon as they were outed?

Or worse, do you think they caught him without the wig on?

idk do they get any worse than wanting to gently caress your daughter?

or god forbid actually loving your daughter

like I'm mentally prepared for the piss tape. ive seen it in all its glory in my mind it's even got vhs tracking

but him and ivanka? pure loving chaos dimension

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:47

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/885915621891899392

this guy is truly a worm

hey look its scalias objection to fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:47

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Yossarian-22 posted:

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/885595315994329090

Piss (Three Different Ones)

what if there is a poop tape?

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:48

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Okay, CIA and BBC know that the Kremlin has a lot of sex tapes on Donald. So do you think they're all piss or does Trump have more bizarre fetishes that would kill him as soon as they were outed?

Or worse, do you think they caught him without the wig on?

Why do you think he has the capability for embarrassment or shame?

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:49

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/885915621891899392

this guy is truly a worm

Hey you know who else thought the ends justified the means? That's right.... HITLER

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:49

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Citizen Tayne posted:

Why do you think he has the capability for embarrassment or shame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbandPlKsJI&t=34s

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:50

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lol when putin releases the piss tapes and the Donald is so ashamed he wants us to defend his honor

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:50

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

orange sky posted:

don't worry guys, soon we'll all have robotic worms going up our rear end

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/885913559615418368

Rectum nearly killed him! No joke though get screened rear end in a top hat cancer is not as funny as Trump being president.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:50

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/885915621891899392

this guy is truly a worm

I wonder how they felt about Manning or Snowden.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:50

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

A Piss Tape AND a Poop Tape????????????????????

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:51

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/885870445634998273

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:51

HycoCam: Jul 14, 2016; You should have backed Transverse!

Yossarian-22 posted:

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/885595315994329090

Piss (Three Different Ones)

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Okay, CIA and BBC know that the Kremlin has a lot of sex tapes on Donald. So do you think they're all piss or does Trump have more bizarre fetishes that would kill him as soon as they were outed?

Or worse, do you think they caught him without the wig on?

Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Scott Strapp--all proud of their sex tapes. Something tells me Trump only worries about the world seeing the tapes because the Vanity Fair tiny hands story will be confirmed

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:51

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

A Piss Tape AND a Poop Tape????????????????????

the alpha and the Omega

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:51

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

That Works posted:

I wonder how they felt about Manning or Snowden.

were either one republicans?

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:52

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lastgirl posted:

A Piss Tape AND a Poop Tape????????????????????

Ivanka and Donald Jr

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:52

boy are my arms tired: May 10, 2012; Ham Wrangler

Lastgirl posted:

A Piss Tape AND a Poop Tape????????????????????

the adventures of piss and poop, on nickelodeon

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:52

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

A Piss Tape AND a Poop Tape????????????????????

i do not think the earth could handle such a mighty blessing

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:52

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Alan Smithee posted:

idk do they get any worse than wanting to gently caress your daughter?

or god forbid actually loving your daughter

like I'm mentally prepared for the piss tape. ive seen it in all its glory in my mind it's even got vhs tracking

but him and ivanka? pure loving chaos dimension

lol the RAINN donation thread is still stickied

# ? Jul 14, 2017 18:53