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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1785751842657312846

Trump is fyad...

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


The enschlongening is begun.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

ff

Still think this guy is fake? Hmmm????

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

zoux posted:

ff

Still think this guy is fake? Hmmm????

The new Weekend at Bernie's remake is looking pretty lovely

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Looking slim and well preserved!

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Apostle Paul Bearer

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

ff

Still think this guy is fake? Hmmm????

I give it five minutes before that corpse comes to life and starts eating people.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mike looks terrific!

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
No he doesn't

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Nonsense posted:

Mike looks terrific!

Coming down off a five day bender, or just coincidentally looking like it?

Jesus III
May 23, 2007

I think he's trying to say "verkakte".

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
Someone ask trump if he has stairs in Mar-a-Lago

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
Trump would never have an anonymous account anywhere

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

jeebus bob posted:

Trump would never have an anonymous account anywhere

Trump was caught doing the old “Yeah what he said! Trump is so smart!” Fake account nonsense back when the only “forum” you could post to was newspaper editorial pages.

I’d be unsurprised to learn that the first positive response on every tweet he’s ever made has been from on of his alt accounts.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

did those recordings of Trump putting on voices and calling magazine editors with "ah yes that Donald, he's a smart guy" exist or did I imagine them

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Ruffian Price posted:

did those recordings of Trump putting on voices and calling magazine editors with "ah yes that Donald, he's a smart guy" exist or did I imagine them

No, you didn't imagine it, that was a thing

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Ethics_Gradient
May 5, 2015

Common misconception that; that fun is relaxing. If it is, you're not doing it right.

zoux posted:

ff

Still think this guy is fake? Hmmm????

New Sacha Baron Cohen character just dropped

Trench_Rat
Sep 19, 2006
Doing my duty for king and coutry since 86


Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


powerful av material here



https://twitter.com/jmcmaster29/status/1786588095162335328?s=46&t=9Yc2zW2nBD2yidnyUVlUzg

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

Could an accurate illustration of the dead body in their trunk.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

kiminewt posted:

Could an accurate illustration of the dead body in their trunk.

Dead bodies usually don't have wheels

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012
I feel like they should have gone with Butcher Biden instead of Genocide Joe.

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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Nebrilos posted:

I feel like they should have gone with Butcher Biden instead of Genocide Joe.

Where didja come from
Where didja go?
Where did ya come from

bartok
May 10, 2006



Nebrilos posted:

I feel like they should have gone with Butcher Biden instead of Genocide Joe.
Genocide Joe is so much catchier than Butcher Biden

Hey, Genocide Joe
What did you kill, Genocide Joe?
Hey, Genocide Joe
What did you kill, Genocide Joe?

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
hey joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
hey joe, I said, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
I'm going down to kill all palestinians
you know I caught 'em shootin' rounds in the holy land, yeah

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/1787466790244700160

Not much of an imminent threat to democracy.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
New Kelly:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/BrianMteleSUR/status/1787529786916483537

The greatest to ever lace up a hospital johnny

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/BrianMteleSUR/status/1787529786916483537

The greatest to ever lace up a hospital johnny

This fuckin’ guy just will not take the hint and kick it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

madmatt112 posted:

This fuckin’ guy just will not take the hint and kick it

The great ones say "Not today"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for the Final Destination franchise

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/BrianMteleSUR/status/1787529786916483537

The greatest to ever lace up a hospital johnny

"Frankly we just sealed him up in this glass tube because we are sick of dealing with his poo poo. It isn't even hooked up to anything."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Instant mausoleum just add formaldehyde.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
Cask of Amontillado but it's glass bricks.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also he's giving the thumbs up behind it

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
I am assuming he must live like Charlie Kelly in always sunny to constantly be coming down with all kinds of diseases and rare skin infections. Just utter filth maybe sharing a bed with someone who poops in it, chowing down on a can of cat food every night before bed, nightcrawlers etc

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