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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Weeping Wound posted:

just gotta check when that happened... *goes back 100 years* <:wth:>

Love how our city that everyone and their mother wants to move to is somehow a "hellhole" while the Kansas experiment is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


https://twitter.com/EOrbs/status/866539139990036480

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

yeah i bet they "racquetball", alright

with extra balls

but not ed balls

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

zeal posted:

is he a gunsmith now, did that pan out

He finished the program and got certified, but then decided to join the Navy. He now works for a solar power company in Denver, I think. Had an odd career trajectory, admittedly.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

brady will play forever :negative:

he's outlasted Favre at this point, hasn't he?

:negative:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
let me tell you guys how it really is:

blah blah blah blah

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

ArmZ posted:

once again carter proves he is too good for this lovely country :patriot:

true

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Rah! posted:

yeah i bet they "racquetball", alright

with extra balls

well how else are you gonna raquet

and i mean really raquet

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Citizen Tayne posted:

Read Andres Duany's "Suburban Nation" and James Kunstler's "The Geography of Nowhere," both great books.

i also recommend reading Keith Bradsher's "High and Mighty" for a look into how hosed up American car culture is and how car obsession is a big part of why our suburbs are hosed up and soulless.

i'd add rich benjamin's "searching for whitopia" to that list to get an idea about the growing exurban population

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

peeonwe posted:

the rust belt is v depressing i cant imagine living there is fun

I visited Kansas City and had to go to Friday prayers at a mosque. They had a sign saying not to bring guns into the building.

Never seen that before in any mosque in California lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Muppets On PCP posted:

i'd add rich benjamin's "searching for whitopia" to that list to get an idea about the growing exurban population

I'll look that up, thank you.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Love how our city that everyone and their mother wants to move to is somehow a "hellhole" while the Kansas experiment is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


https://twitter.com/EOrbs/status/866539139990036480

I'd like to move back :shobon: Shoreline was alright and so was my lovely apartment in SoDo :shobon:

10 miles across sure beats the vast hell expanse that is getting anywhere around Chicagoland

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Love how our city that everyone and their mother wants to move to is somehow a "hellhole" while the Kansas experiment is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


https://twitter.com/EOrbs/status/866539139990036480

it's
interesting
how
that
works

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

🎵 For you, little star.
Little star, you, little star.
Little star
So you had to go
You must have wanted him to know
You must have wanted the world to know
Poor little thing.
Now they know.
~ 🎶

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
(World leader desperately trying to keep order in 2030): "America is a religion of peace"

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

zen death robot posted:

I'm gonna wordfilter Pittsburgh to Shittsburgh

Cleveland, Baltimore, or Cincinnati are also good choices.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He finished the program and got certified, but then decided to join the Navy. He now works for a solar power company in Denver, I think. Had an odd career trajectory, admittedly.

so he's a lasergunsmith now

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Weeping Wound posted:

he's outlasted Favre at this point, hasn't he?

:negative:

favre still played 65 more games

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

peeonwe posted:

the rust belt is v depressing i cant imagine living there is fun

A fun thing for teens to do in the spring is break into abandoned homes to get high and have sex. It's like a game, the teens that break into the abandoned home and find the body of a homeless man who froze to death are the losers

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



It's super important for the right wing propaganda machine to keep their constituents terrified of anyone who isn't like them; the antidote to racism and xenophobia is meeting people who aren't like you, after all.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Weeping Wound posted:

he's outlasted Favre at this point, hasn't he?

:negative:
maybe, but it's doubtful that brady is just havin' fun out there

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Every (straight) couple I have ever met from Pennsylvania has consisted of a vaguely angry guy who immediately starts drinking beer and tries to constantly pick a fight over sports and a woman who ignores pretty much every word he says while trying to have a normal conversation

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!

Joementum posted:

i love how trump clearly has no idea what's going on

https://twitter.com/Simon_Cullen/status/885822181829160960

Hell yea, Macron clearly tapping his toes, playing that poo poo he knows.

Trump is lost...is this a.... popular song?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Love how our city that everyone and their mother wants to move to is somehow a "hellhole" while the Kansas experiment is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


https://twitter.com/EOrbs/status/866539139990036480

yea ppl def dont insult kansas constantly

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
This has to be the beginning of the mattering.

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/885946945281413120

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Citizen Tayne posted:

It isn't contrarianism or a gimmick

It's the truth and the sooner you recognize that, the happier you'll be.

statements like this are the #1 way to tell when someone is wrong

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


CheesyDog posted:

Every (straight) couple I have ever met from Pennsylvania has consisted of a vaguely angry guy who immediately starts drinking beer and tries to constantly pick a fight over sports and a woman who ignores pretty much every word he says while trying to have a normal conversation

Pennsylvania is horrible outside of Philly and Pittsburgh, yes.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
*standing at trump golf course* "now watch this deal"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
why doesn't Remi Gaillard impersonate Macron and give Trump a socket ripper of a handshake

C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui bitch

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

#2 is the shirt they're wearing that says I'M V. WRONG

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Yinlock posted:

statements like this are the #1 way to tell when someone is wrong

We are living in historic times and poo poo's gonna get a lot worse before (if ever) it gets better.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Weeping Wound posted:

I'd like to move back :shobon: Shoreline was alright and so was my lovely apartment in SoDo :shobon:

10 miles across sure beats the vast hell expanse that is getting anywhere around Chicagoland

Yeah that's sort of the secret here. The true "metro" city part is pretty fuckin' small, and doesn't really have enough room to let the really hosed up parts of dense city life get out of hand.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/885948519705608193

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Grem posted:

Hell yea, Macron clearly tapping his toes, playing that poo poo he knows.

Trump is lost...is this a.... popular song?

trump... always hated... music

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
My computer is broken and I can't photoshop trump into 15-20yo somethingawful memes

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
Adam Goldman is testing my patience

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Rushi posted:

*standing at trump golf course* "now watch this deal"

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Also holy poo poo someone please put Tom Hanks in a new Seattle movie so we can stop loving referencing Sleepless in Seattle.

make it a steve scalise biopic and call it dickless in seattle


yeah scalise has nothing to do with seattle who cares just use movie magic

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peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

CheesyDog posted:

Every (straight) couple I have ever met from Pennsylvania has consisted of a vaguely angry guy who immediately starts drinking beer and tries to constantly pick a fight over sports and a woman who ignores pretty much every word he says while trying to have a normal conversation

tayne's wife :(

get out, tayne's wife, if you can!

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