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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Well hey, shitposting finally pays off. :toot:

Thanks!

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...


Thanks! :toot:

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Nominating some games for the Steam Awards and... Gabe, what the gently caress

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
as a fellow person with a bee allergy i am also deeply offended

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
look man it's either bees and porn or crypto and nfts

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

kirbysuperstar posted:

look man it's either bees and porn or crypto and nfts

*hits the 'bees and porn' button like my finger is a jackhammer*

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

kirbysuperstar posted:

look man it's either bees and porn or crypto and nfts

Gaben banned crypto games. They're all on Epic Store now.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

The MSJ posted:

Gaben banned crypto games. They're all on Epic Store now.

yes that is the alternative part of my statement

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Ahh Steam's content toggle. Either I get surprise hardcore porn in my discovery queue or I'm not allowed to ever see the store page for Fear and Hunger, with no inbetween

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

Steam banning NFT bullshit hasn't fully kept it out of the store. The workaround they do is they sell you a version that doesn't interact with the NFTs. But you're on the same server as the people who do have the NFTs, which probably puts you at a disadvantage.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Assepoester posted:

Nominating some games for the Steam Awards and... Gabe, what the gently caress


  1. username/post combo
  2. dehumanize yourself and face to horny

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Assepoester posted:

Nominating some games for the Steam Awards and... Gabe, what the gently caress



My favorite was when I clicked the GOTY category and saw Skibidi Toilet Hero in the "Developers make their case" lineup.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Ahh Steam's content toggle. Either I get surprise hardcore porn in my discovery queue or I'm not allowed to ever see the store page for Fear and Hunger, with no inbetween

No, I think the game with the "severe anal bleeding from being raped" status effect being blocked by steam's content toggle is the correct behaviour

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

kirbysuperstar posted:

No, I think the game with the "severe anal bleeding from being raped" status effect being blocked by steam's content toggle is the correct behaviour

Fear and Hunger doesn't jumpscare me with a closeup animation of loving upon clicking its store page

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Fear and Hunger doesn't jumpscare me with a closeup animation of loving upon clicking its store page

Then why would you buy it? :confused:

Edit: Fear and Hunger does have an ogre with an enormous dick as like the first screenshot. Rather have the consensual anime fuckin' on my screen, if I had to choose. :shrug:

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Nov 25, 2023

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Fear and Hunger 2 is the one people are actually playing and talking about and it's sufficiently less problematic that people can actually stream it without getting banned or demonetized

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

kirbysuperstar posted:

No, I think the game with the "severe anal bleeding from being raped" status effect being blocked by steam's content toggle is the correct behaviour

I think the problem is that there's a difference between "this game is adult because it gets real hosed up" and "this game is adult because it's porn." I wish I could see the "gets real hosed up" games without having to wade through a series of samey vanilla Poser-based "it's porn" games.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

MechaCrash posted:

I think the problem is that there's a difference between "this game is adult because it gets real hosed up" and "this game is adult because it's porn." I wish I could see the "gets real hosed up" games without having to wade through a series of samey vanilla Poser-based "it's porn" games.

I mean, there's a difference, but not a strict and delineated difference, so it seems like a big ask to get Steam to be the first arbitrator in the history of humanity to successfully figure out what, exactly, is and isn't porn.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
If you lose all interest in the work after orgasm then it's porn

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I'm fine with seeing them, I just wish there were rules and moderation for preview images and videos. Instead half my discovery queue is a fuckfest

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I'm fine with seeing them, I just wish there were rules and moderation for preview images and videos. Instead half my discovery queue is a fuckfest

Terrible Awful Games: half my discovery queue is a fuckfest

or

Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and nfts

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
Skill issue.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
It's just silly that there's no category that's totally free from porn. Like if I played Planet Zoo and look in the Simulation section of the Black Friday sale, I do not think Futa Dine and Dash is what I'm looking for.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


mycot posted:

It's just silly that there's no category that's totally free from porn. Like if I played Planet Zoo and look in the Simulation section of the Black Friday sale, I do not think Futa Dine and Dash is what I'm looking for.

no category is free of sin

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

mycot posted:

I do not think Futa Dine and Dash is what I'm looking for.

But are you sure

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Agents are GO! posted:

Terrible Awful Games: half my discovery queue is a fuckfest

:hai:

Mix.
Jan 24, 2021

Huh? What?


Agents are GO! posted:

Terrible Awful Games: half my discovery queue is a fuckfest

or

Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and nfts

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Agents are GO! posted:

Terrible Awful Games: half my discovery queue is a fuckfest

or

Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and nfts
:hai:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

blatman posted:

no category is free of sin

This should be the thread title

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Since it came up, I kinda think Fear & Hunger might go in this thread just for being gross edgelord poo poo, this is the first review for it:

CW: Sexual Assault posted:

- Be me, have depression
- Buy game
- See "Nudity" tag (thinks there's booby)
- Pick Mercenary
- Become Pickpocket
- Love my little guy <3
- Go straight in
- Fight guard
- He knocks me out
- Game not over?
- Get legs cut off and r@ped
- . . .
- Only purpose in my life is to kill him
- Find guard
- Kill guard
- Beat guard corpse
- "Nothing happens, but its satisfying"
- Get over depression for fighting evil such a guard
- Thanks Fear & Hunger :)))

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2686900

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

That sure is a list of features.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kojima spending months meticulously tuning ice cube melting physics to ensure realism for his stealth game back in the day, now any rando can just slap one together with oceans of simulated cum physics and call it a day

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

Kojima spending months meticulously tuning ice cube melting physics to ensure realism for his stealth game back in the day, now any rando can just slap one together with oceans of simulated cum physics and call it a day

Terrible Awful Games: oceans of simulated cum physics

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

ErrEff posted:

That sure is a list of features.

patrolling guards are stored in the balls

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2562460/SUSHI_SOUL_UNIVERSE/

quote:

"Sushi! It's so delicious! You should think about it!"

If you don't keep eating sushi, you'll die... This is the great adventure of a man who loves sushi too much!
In order to thwart an evil ambition that plans to rewrite the concept of sushi, let's take on the great sushi test that transcends the boundaries of space!

“Sushi is food!”

Conquer over 60 different 3D courses with jumping action and a love for sushi!
Simple but profound! It's a multiverse stylish sushi eating action game!

Game features:
Collect "Sushi Soul" obtained by clearing the courses!
There are many scenario cutscenes. The story depicts the fierce battle between those who love sushi and those who hate it.
STEAM scoreboard compatible. Compete in a time attack with sushi lovers from all over the world!
It doesn't matter if you haven't played the previous game.
There are several types of "skills" that enhance the main character's actions, increasing the degree of freedom in game strategy.





CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Is is actually bad, though? Seems like one of those odd Japanese games that's weird for the sake of being weird.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



I'm dead.

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

CommissarMega posted:

Is is actually bad, though? Seems like one of those odd Japanese games that's weird for the sake of being weird.

In fairness, I interpret this thread like the modding one in that Awful/Awesome are often two sides of the same coin.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I don't like sushi very much so I shan't be purchasing this video game.

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