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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kePvZkV-Zcs

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Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Dutton went full reichsfurher this morning when he hinted that he had direct intelligence reports that the CCP considers Albo an asset.


It’s that scene from The death of Stalin when Beria tells everyone he has dirt on them. Scommos standing outside the group and says Dutton wasn’t referring to him.

Beffer
Sep 25, 2007
Beria came to a messy end.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Lol

guardian au posted:

Optus has announced this morning that it has hired former NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian to its executive team in the “newly created” role of “managing director, enterprise, business and institutional”.

no consequences for corruption ever

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/JoshButler/status/1491934376330149889

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




pictured: acting prime minister barnaby joyce aboard his zepplin on the occasion he tried to kidnap all the children in toon town

bunch of these in this thread. great stuff
https://twitter.com/pjlogue/status/1491919964768710656

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

bunch of these in this thread. great stuff

Hmm sounds a lot like Havana syndrome. Obviously Hilary's behind this.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
lol one of the guys that Craig signed into parliament is a literal far right russian disinformation agent Simeon Boikov. Seems like this should be bigger news?

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009

Just buy an ad that plays this on tv over and over

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Daggy dad +10
Polling +100

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

abigserve posted:

lol one of the guys that Craig signed into parliament is a literal far right russian disinformation agent Simeon Boikov. Seems like this should be bigger news?

no didn't you hear ASIO? they're trying to get people through dating apps

thats the only concern



all those highly trained AFP officers with blow darts

Regular Wario fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Feb 11, 2022

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Cookers vs Carnies, who you got your money on?

https://twitter.com/arwon/status/1491937351530020865

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

SuddenCactus posted:

no didn't you hear ASIO? they're trying to get people through dating apps

thats the only concern



all those highly trained AFP officers with blow darts

loving hell how do they believe this horseshit. It was obviously AZ.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Eediot Jedi posted:

loving hell how do they believe this horseshit. It was obviously AZ.

Not nearly thinking 7d chess'est enough. Was obviously Ivermectin.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
No more Jag for poor Timmy boy

https://twitter.com/Aaronsmith333/status/1492044771611000835

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/iiTalW/status/1491955901158199302

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Just found out I share a postcode with joe Hildebrand. Checking my rental agreement if this is an early exit clause.

someoje stole his mail, opened it and threw the worthless stuff in someone's front yard and then they posted it on a Facebook group

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007


Unfortunately this means there’s a good chance they’re going to give it a red hot crack tomorrow



But carnies

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Bucky Fullminster posted:

Unfortunately this means there’s a good chance they’re going to give it a red hot crack tomorrow



But carnies

The idea that the conspiracy nuts will be driven out of the Capital city by carnie folk is so amazingly perfect for Australia

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

That was at last 36 minutes ago, I'm assuming that's been done by now?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

dr_rat posted:

That was at last 36 minutes ago, I'm assuming that's been done by now?

Next best thing:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/MarkusMannheim/status/1492089727394394113

Come watch the action on https://twitch.tv/asseenontelegram

They're playing old school hip hop in the background

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SquizzSTK/status/1491952321072271365

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Wow Matt Corby aged like poo poo

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Love Morrison's visionary leadership.

"Hey it's the states, not me, go protest them."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Things are quiet and no sign of protesters in Melbourne for the second week in a row so hopefully they're all dead from wasps and radiation in Canberra.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

abigserve posted:

lol one of the guys that Craig signed into parliament is a literal far right russian disinformation agent Simeon Boikov. Seems like this should be bigger news?

all this stuff Kelly has done in the last few months has really recontextualised this.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I personally love the stilted, wooden delivery he, and Clive, have on their Youtube ads. (I don't watch much free to air TV. Are they paying for TV ad space as well? Radio?)

We all laugh at how negative charisma Albo is when he gets to do his press releases, but by lord Jesus gently caress Kelly and Palmer are worse.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the only channel ive seen UAP ads on is 7, usually during the 6pm news

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

Scott Morrison says he ‘understands’ Canberra antivax protesters amid skirmishes with police
Prime minister says Australia ‘a free country’ and blames states for Covid vaccine mandates

lol git hosed scummo

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Synthbuttrange posted:

lol git hosed scummo

I mean he's basically saying "why are you mad at us? we didn't do anything!"

and I guess he has a point...

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Synthbuttrange posted:

lol git hosed scummo

Dutton continues letting Morrison bothsides himself into being utterly hated by everyone and further emboldening anti vaxx protests, ousts Morrison at the last second, regretfully, he never wanted this, sicks border patrol onto anti vaxxers, Australian swoons for the strong man crushing annoying protesters trying to get around the vaccine mandates they complied with.

lol

hawaiian_robot
Dec 5, 2006

And I'm happy just to sit here,
At a table with old friends.
And see which one of us can tell the biggest lies
https://twitter.com/TheyreGunnaPod/status/1492389107670351874?s=20&t=HB8bWpuB-pFfSxWWGweGIA Hell yeah dude

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/tom_tanuki/status/1492355426016722944

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Praise Papa Nurgle!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

SuddenCactus posted:

the only channel ive seen UAP ads on is 7, usually during the 6pm news

They are occasionally on 9

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
If the ukulele segment goes on too long on 60 minutes there will be a leadership spill on Monday morning.

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007


I know poe’s law is a bitch, but that and the Moderna blow dart thing are probably jokes

Meanwhile dudes in uniform are talking about literally storming the building on Bosi’s orders, after he’d spent a lot of time on the mic telling everyone that the people in there literally wanted to kill them

https://fb.watch/b7i_k75B6D/

E - crowd size shots if people haven’t seen: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZ38I5DBPCf/?utm_medium=share_sheet

Bucky Fullminster fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Feb 12, 2022

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




Interesting how the crowd really thins out once the perspective gets over the top.

It's frustrating finding cognitive bias online from people I know. This has revealed a number of people who have a strong religious devotion, and these issues around personal freedom in regards to covid have made the devotion a lot stronger. I'm seeing way more bible quotations than ever before.





I had a disagreement with this particular person over those videos of rapid antigen tests returning positive results when tested under tap water, coke, orange juice etc without a buffer (we shared some peer reviewed research and other info). The gist of their argument was that the test should just say negative if it has no covid in it, like how if you put a pregnancy test in a cup of tap water it won't say you're pregnant. They just insisted that it should work the way that they thought it should. Any other method was not acceptable, and their conclusion was that there must be something sinister about the tests, like trying to intentionally increase the number of positive cases.

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Feb 12, 2022

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