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Christ, it’s like having pick back. The main character, the incessant talking about oneself, just jamming MEEEE into every possible thread orifice
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Shithouse Dave posted:Christ, it’s like having pick back. The main character, the incessant talking about oneself, just jamming MEEEE into every possible thread orifice at least pick had the capacity to be funny
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 12:47 |
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God shut the gently caress up about 3O literally y’all are making him the main character. Two pages of nothing but ranting about a lovely person with lovely takes. AITA for pacifying my little niece in a "strange"/unnatural way when her mom doesn't like how i do it? quote:so i have autism and i cannot stand the sound of crying babies, not only is it grating to my ears but i feel like i have to do everything i can to help the baby feel better. i feel so bad about it and i gotta make the baby happy somehow; except i am REALLY bad at interacting with children and have no idea how to act around them normally. anyway, earlier i woke up to the sound of my little niece screaming because she accidentally hurt her arm and she wouldn't let anyone put a bandaid on it bc she was scared. which fair, i get it, it's scary. Teenagers.txt Hi Tumblr, this is pretty embarrassing to ask, but, am I the rear end in a top hat for forgiving my friend? quote:I (20, F) have this big friend group (9 people including me, ages ranging from 19-21) which has been going through a lot of drama recently. So, I recently found out that one of my closest friends (19, NB) in the group had been the source of all of the drama. They apparently wanted to, "Spice up the friend group," and "Make it as fun as it was in High School." And, I was not part of the friend group when the five of them were in High School. In fact, I am technically the newest addition to the friend group. So, it was intimidating to me when someone who is so new to me--yet I am super close with; cried in front of me, begging me to not expose that they caused most of the drama.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 12:52 |
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Imagine finding out a way to make a baby stop crying (non-chemically) and not immediately going 'OH GOD PLEASE KEEP DOING THIS AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE I WANT TO SLEEP AGAIN'
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 13:00 |
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DreamingofRoses posted:
What the gently caress, lol. "Make it as fun as it was in high school?" Get better friends, OOP.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 13:05 |
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The 'this person keeps copying me'... with a different twist! AITA for letting my brother copy me? quote:Throwaway account because I don't use reddit that much and if this blows up I don't want this connected to my online username. Also, today in: 'misery loves company'. AITA for having my own life and a schedule which caused my wife to gain weight? quote:My wife and I are both working, we both own our own businesses. I work from home, every day from morning until late afternoon, about the same amount of hours as people with a normal 9to5 job. During my working day I do most of the household (cooking, dishes, cleaning, laundry, groceries) as I like to multitask why am doing phone calls with my employees. I compete in powerlifting, that's why I work out 4 times per weeks + cardio most mornings. This schedule of working + household + 5 meals + workouts means that I am very busy on 2 or 3 of the weekdays.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 13:11 |
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Three Olives is on probation for the next twenty hours. During that time he can decide if he wants to continue being an rear end in a top hat, though I don't see how he'd choose not to considering he was gone for three years and it didn't do a goddam thing. He can also decide whether or not he wants to answer my questions. Otherwise he'll just get a sixer literally every time he posts in this thread. Being that he's gone for a little under a day I think we can all stop posting about him and save our material for when he inevitably Kramers back in to announce that he empties his golden chamberpot off his balcony onto anyone that looks like they might receive government assistance.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 13:21 |
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Randy Travesty posted:What the gently caress, lol. "Make it as fun as it was in high school?" Get better friends, OOP. The craziest part of this post, to me, is that everyone involved is just a year or two out of high school, so they shouldn’t even have rose colored glasses about it yet. When I was 20 I remembered very clearly how much high school sucked. I cannot imagine being nostalgic for high school at that age.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 13:44 |
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MagusofStars posted:Good news everyone, we can now all say we completed a marathon! because over the entire course of your life it probably adds up to 26.2 miles I've run some many got drat marathons.. and despite not really liking to swim.. I'm sure I"ve completed at lest one ironman. and I do a tour-de France like once every 2-3 years too
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:03 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Every time you post in this thread without answering this question you’ll get a six-hour probation you garrulous shitbox. New movie concept: If you get probed on the forums, you get probed in real life.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:04 |
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kru posted:Why not both? Why limit the fun? You can dunk on me. I get pwned here on a regular basis.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:08 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:The craziest part of this post, to me, is that everyone involved is just a year or two out of high school, so they shouldn’t even have rose colored glasses about it yet. When I was 20 I remembered very clearly how much high school sucked. I cannot imagine being nostalgic for high school at that age. A lot of the people who enjoyed high school were the ones making it miserable for everyone else, I was sure then and somehow even more so now.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:11 |
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ApplesandOranges posted:AITA for having my own life and a schedule which caused my wife to gain weight? DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:The craziest part of this post, to me, is that everyone involved is just a year or two out of high school, so they shouldn’t even have rose colored glasses about it yet. When I was 20 I remembered very clearly how much high school sucked. I cannot imagine being nostalgic for high school at that age.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:13 |
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MagusofStars posted:There are at least three different solutions buried in these two sentences (1-wife eats his diet food, 2-wife finds healthier fast food, 3-wife cooks and has leftovers), but the wife is clearly more interested in Proving A Point than actually finding an answer. Is that point that it's totally not her fault she's a lazy fatass?
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:18 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:You can dunk on me. I get pwned here on a regular basis. :Salute:
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:22 |
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FoolyCharged posted:Is that point that it's totally not her fault she's a lazy fatass? She's a lazy fatass with a hot husband who adores her that way and she's still determined to gently caress that up somehow. All you have to do is lie back and enjoy your life! Come on!
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:34 |
Ghost Leviathan posted:A lot of the people who enjoyed high school were the ones making it miserable for everyone else, I was sure then and somehow even more so now. I had a small group of people I’m still friends with I went through elementary/middle school/high school with. There were plenty of times we got bullied (we got mocked constantly for doing tai kwan do at an elementary school talent show, made fun of for playing Pokémon, in middle school we had to split up cause of the districts and three of us sat together for all three years and the preppy kids would do ‘hilarious’ stuff like have a special needs kid come ask us if we wanted to be his boyfriend) but by the time we got to later in high school we all played sports and smoked weed and had parties with other uncool social groups. And despite still being huge nerds way before it was considered normal we all had a great time in high school. I have no desire to ever revisit it, but not having any responsibilities and loving around with your friends isn’t the worst thing life has to offer. I realize you qualified that with ‘a lot’ and back in the 90’s/00’s at least I was aware the bullying could’ve been worse. A lot of the dickheads I grew up with are alcoholic townies or dead now, so take that people who still talk about their cool highschool days
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MagusofStars posted:There are at least three different solutions buried in these two sentences (1-wife eats his diet food, 2-wife finds healthier fast food, 3-wife cooks and has leftovers), but the wife is clearly more interested in Proving A Point than actually finding an answer. OP elaborates in the comments. tl;dr: she's a child and a complete fuckin rear end in a top hat quote:Yes, she can't eat it because it is healthy and she doesn't like it. quote:Unfortunately she refuses to eat "diet food". Everything has to be doused in oil or sauce, not even rice can be prepared without butter... I try to sit down with her to find compromises but she just rejects my compromises because they are not 100% her way and leaves the room. quote:I tried to join her hobbies. Once per week she goes to pottery class so to spend more quality time (and maybe motivate her to join my hobbies sometimes too) I offered to join her pottery class. In the beginning she was very happy but that quickly turned around because it turns out that I actually had a talent for pottery and could make great stuff right from the start which even she couldn't do after already going to that class for a year. Then she got frustrated and stopped going... quote:I fully agree with you. This victim attitude is seriously exhausting. It sometimes turns into paranoia with her getting angry towards strangers on the street because their glance accidentally met hers and she thinks that they were looking at her. quote:but she doesn't want me to listen to podcasts at home anymore because then I can't hear her when she calls me over so now I just clean in silence :D quote:I wish she would be open for us to cook together. She says annoy her when I am in the kitchen with her because I always try to cook clean by immediately putting everything I am done with in the dishwasher, cleaning up any spills I make and throwing away everything packaging, paper towels etc. away immediately. Her cooking style usually includes making a huge mess. I don't complain about it because I find it somewhat cathartic to clean the kitchen after her while listening to a podcast or something but she says that she feels judged or guilty because of my tidiness.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:48 |
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Foo Diddley posted:OP elaborates in the comments. tl;dr: she's a child and a complete fuckin rear end in a top hat What a catch. He better double marry her so she doesn't get away.
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Biplane posted:What a catch. He better double marry her so she doesn't get away. They should divorce so he and I can be platonic life partners and do the scene from Ghost while the pottery teacher yells at us.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 14:57 |
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Foo Diddley posted:OP elaborates in the comments. tl;dr: she's a child and a complete fuckin rear end in a top hat Goddamn brother just what exactly does fat Maris bring to the table
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:00 |
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This is honestly my favorite type of thread content. "Hi my spouse is literally a devil. They hate me and everything I enjoy and spend their time destroying my belongings and making GBS threads in my shoes and making my life a living hell. AITA for not enthusiastically begging for more?"
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:01 |
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Biplane posted:What a catch. He better double marry her so she doesn't get away. Surely her offering to open up the relationship will get him to come around to her point of view!
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:04 |
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Does she wipe her rear end? If not, he needs to lock that poo poo down asap. WIBTA if I told my sisters teenager that their bio dad abandoned them? quote:My sister’s teenager (17) I’ll call them “H” is one of the sweetest kind hearted people you will meet. Recently they have been in contact with their bio dad (J) and has taken solace at their bio dads house.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:05 |
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and OP is ripped, employed, knows how to cook and clean; it's not like he needs to go around begging for pussy no idea what the guy is thinking
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:06 |
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Clocks posted:re: marathon lady Hello person who exercises like me. Yeah I run a few 5ks a week at a decent pace and wouldn't call myself a runner. I think the most I've gone in one go was 7 miles and that killed me. I cannot comprehend doing 4x that in one go lmao
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:36 |
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Foo Diddley posted:OP elaborates in the comments. tl;dr: she's a child and a complete fuckin rear end in a top hat lmao in what way did he "cause" her to gain weight. Also how the hell do you not know how to cook one portion. You just cook less of the thing you were going to make. Or you make more and have leftovers. Like yes, cooking for one person is a pain in the rear end but it's not rocket science. OP can date me if they want, I would be happy to go powerlift and eat the healthy food. On the subject of marathon-in-a-year lady, I agree that she's a dumbass but like also, who cares. Just let her do her thing, it's good that she's exercising at all. I used to run like a marathon a week if we're going by total accumulated mileage (now trying to work back up to anywhere near that after getting COVID in April) and I don't care if she wants to brag about her marathon in a year.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:38 |
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Here's one where the lead is buried under one of those "THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR" warning obelisks. AITA for not wanting to give up my bedroom for my sister, because she's coming back to stay with us? quote:I (f17) have 2 stepsisters Amy (f21) and Bella (f16). Our house has 3 bedrooms and an office type room. We used to share rooms when we were younger but Amy moved out for college a few years ago, so me and Bella got our own.
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:43 |
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MK-Ultramarathon posted:On the subject of marathon-in-a-year lady, I agree that she's a dumbass but like also, who cares. I wouldn't care, but I'm not sure how'd I respond in the moment if someone told me that. Like, cumulative mileage is important, but you're really making GBS threads up the jargon here.
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MajorBonnet posted:I wouldn't care, but I'm not sure how'd I respond in the moment if someone told me that. Like, cumulative mileage is important, but you're really making GBS threads up the jargon here. Yeah that's fair, if I just got hit with something like that I'd probably have a solid moment of "uhhhhhh I'm sorry what".
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:50 |
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Biplane posted:This is honestly my favorite type of thread content. "Hi my spouse is literally a devil. They hate me and everything I enjoy and spend their time destroying my belongings and making GBS threads in my shoes and making my life a living hell. AITA for not enthusiastically begging for more?" maybe op can move in with me and we can get ripped together. I don't think I would have to try hard to talk my wife into letting this handsome cooking man live with us I promise I'll help do the cleaning and I'll spot you handsome ripped man!
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 15:52 |
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MK-Ultramarathon posted:AITA for asking my wife to construct a "Lady Lair" Domme Dungeon Kidding aside, this quote stuck out to me - wondering if part of her furnishing decisions was denying him a space of his own & that's why he's so frustrated with everything. Echoing the "glad I live alone" sentiments. Pope Corky the IX posted:I think I saw a commercial for this with Jamie Lee Curtis. Activia Alcove
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 16:36 |
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Three Olives posted:There is an entire discussion to be had about SSDI benefits, but marriage and especially cohabitating absolutely reduces living expenses by A LOT. Massive government programs are complicated but I'm pretty sure this whole prevision was designed so if you are both living on survival income in 1 bedroom apartments and move in together in a 1 bedroom apartment you don't get to use the extra money to buy an Playstation. SSDI is not earned income, it's money so you don't you (hopefully) end up on the streets. Like, your social security benefit doesn't decrease because you get married, you earned it by paying into it, SSDI is what you need, regardless of what you have paid, to not live under a bridge eating cat food. Ah, a classic 3o
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 16:57 |
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it's a better idea to take out 1/3 of your shared life savings for a yoga studio and buy an playstation with the money you make from your first 6 months of classes
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 17:16 |
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There's no guarantee the guy is ripped. He's a powerlifter, so he might just be really strong and fart a lot. I'm still working out why this has made her fat, but I'll get there
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The Diddler posted:There's no guarantee the guy is ripped. He's a powerlifter, so he might just be really strong and fart a lot. I'm still working out why this has made her fat, but I'll get there She was basically mind-controlled into it
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 17:38 |
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AITA for telling my friend that her niece’s name is really badquote:I want to start this off by saying that I think I’m probably in the wrong here. One of my (22f) best friends (29f) was showing me pictures of her niece (3f). We had both been drinking and this was the first time she ever said her entire first name. Up until this point, I had only heard her nickname used before. The name is shockingly bad and I laughed out loud at it. My friend asked why that was funny and then I realized that she was not only serious but also really liked the name. When we were both sober, she again brought it up and said she wanted her child to have the same name. She isn’t pregnant but I still gave my two cents on it and told her that the name isn’t just bad, it’s almost laughable. She got really upset and said that it was a beautiful name and felt disrespected that I was acting so hostile. I guess I could have been nicer about it but I still think it needed to be said. So, am I the rear end in a top hat?
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 17:42 |
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its when the matrix changes something
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# ? Jul 13, 2023 17:43 |
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Kurieg posted:AITA for telling my friend that her niece’s name is really bad Tuesday already!? drat
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we can all thank that one idiot for main charactering so hard that 3 whole pages have passed since that story was originally posted
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