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Luigi Thirty posted:it binged "open a command prompt" so no  bung
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Jan 23, 2015 21:45
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Ask cortana to change the windows theme to Hot Dog Stand
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Jan 23, 2015 21:47
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ask cortana to close explorer.exe
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Jan 23, 2015 21:47
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not a cortana thing but do windows have drop shadows still? or did they get rid of them again
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Jan 23, 2015 21:48
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"Cortana, does FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8 mean anything to you?" "Cortana, how do I softmod my Xbox 360?"
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Jan 23, 2015 21:49
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ask cortana to remind you to get crunk as gently caress siri knows whats up
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Jan 23, 2015 21:51
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microsoft: it binged "open a command prompt"
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Jan 23, 2015 21:51
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carry on then posted:not a cortana thing but do windows have drop shadows still? or did they get rid of them again  #just cortana things
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Jan 23, 2015 21:52
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bung my binghole
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Jan 23, 2015 21:55
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okay now ask cortana to tell a joke about steve ballmer
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Jan 23, 2015 21:57
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i'm upgrading vmware to see if there's a new vmware tools that works better with win10. in the meantime, here's the new authentically digital settings menu
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Jan 23, 2015 21:58
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Is that search box permanently there wasting space or can you turn it off?
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Jan 23, 2015 21:58
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm upgrading vmware to see if there's a new vmware tools that works better with win10. in the meantime, here's the new authentically digital settings menu what does control panel look like
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Jan 23, 2015 22:00
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pseudorandom name posted:Is that search box permanently there wasting space or can you turn it off? this is a dumb thing to care about
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Jan 23, 2015 22:00
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm upgrading vmware to see if there's a new vmware tools that works better with win10. in the meantime, here's the new authentically digital settings menu   lol
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Jan 23, 2015 22:02
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PuTTY riot posted:this is a dumb thing to care about
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Jan 23, 2015 22:02
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm upgrading vmware to see if there's a new vmware tools that works better with win10. in the meantime, here's the new authentically digital settings menu i'm the ease of access icon
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Jan 23, 2015 22:03
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm upgrading vmware to see if there's a new vmware tools that works better with win10. in the meantime, here's the new authentically digital settings menu how in the hell is this better than then win8 settings menu
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Jan 23, 2015 22:03
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:wrong how many things do you have open jesus christ
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Jan 23, 2015 22:05
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm upgrading vmware to see if there's a new vmware tools that works better with win10. in the meantime, here's the new authentically digital settings menu pseudorandom name posted:Is that search box permanently there wasting space or can you turn it off? i mean it's right there in my vista installation and if i find my netbook with win7 it's probably there too what i'm saying is this is how microsoft does things and you've got another thing coming if you think they're going to have a change of heart now
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Jan 23, 2015 22:06
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Sombrerotron posted:hasn't there been a fixed search box like that since forever its in the start menu instead of wasting space on the task bar
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Jan 23, 2015 22:09
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As a Millennial I posted:how in the hell is this better than then win8 settings menu use the search bar and save yourself the headache
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Jan 23, 2015 22:10
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:bung my binghole BingsForSure Sombrerotron posted:okay now ask cortana to tell a joke about steve ballmer i don't know the joke, but microsoft is the punchline
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Jan 23, 2015 22:11
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pseudorandom name posted:its in the start menu instead of wasting space on the task bar having a search box on the task bar is maybe a bit unnecessary but if you're using a microphone probably a lot more convenient than having to go to the start menu all the time that said i'd hope you can resize it because it's def. a lot bigger than it needs to be
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Jan 23, 2015 22:12
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was gonna say 'why not just have a keyboard command to trigger it like mac' then i remembered microsofts touchscreen obsession
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Jan 23, 2015 22:14
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also, I'm the "Update and recovery" category that contains "Windows Update, backup, and recovery"
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Jan 23, 2015 22:14
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Cygni posted:was gonna say 'why not just have a keyboard command to trigger it like mac' then i remembered microsofts touchscreen obsession it was win key>start typing I'm excited to see the innovative ways Microsoft managed to mess it up
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Jan 23, 2015 22:16
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Cygni posted:was gonna say 'why not just have a keyboard command to trigger it like mac' then i remembered microsofts touchscreen obsession if they don't have a big rear end bar people will forget their flagship feature exists, people aren't used to the idea of voice search on a computer. how many times have you used google.com's voice search in the last year on a computer
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Jan 23, 2015 22:18
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i've been watching a bunch of training videos for server 2012 certs i've seen a few different series and p much without fail they will have a part talking about how there isn't a start menu anymore and they don't know why
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Jan 23, 2015 22:18
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actually try that, can u press winkey and start talking for cortana? i cant find a list of win10 keyboard shortcuts that isnt just the basic poo poo
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Jan 23, 2015 22:19
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pseudorandom name posted:Is that search box permanently there wasting space or can you turn it off? cortana can be disabled but i can't figure out how to turn the search box off other weird thing: it takes forever for the start menu to become accessible when you start windows. presumably it's loading the web content PuTTY riot posted:what does control panel look like same as it has since Vista. file manager icons got even uglier  Cygni posted:actually try that, can u press winkey and start talking for cortana? i cant find a list of win10 keyboard shortcuts that isnt just the basic poo poo i can't find a winkey shortcut for cortana. it does "hey cortana" though Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jan 23, 2015 |
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Jan 23, 2015 22:22
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univbee posted:i've been watching a bunch of training videos for server 2012 certs That's the real tragedy of metro, that it's ruining their server OS. Now that they're porting ASP.NET to run on Linux with OWIN, I have a feeling people will jump ship from windows server as soon as they can. Might still be stuck running it for SQL server but at least you can dump it for your web/frontend tier.
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Jan 23, 2015 22:24
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bitlocker drive encryption is better and more streamlined bbbbbuuuuutttt it looks like they changed it so the background drive encryption when you first set it up runs with normal io priority instead of background like it used to be so it makes your entire system run like poo poo
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Jan 23, 2015 22:25
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disk latency is averaging 1000-5000ms because the io queue is so overloaded by the stupid thing Great Jorb MichaelSoft
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Jan 23, 2015 22:26
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so you can say "hey cortana <question>" and it'll answer it if you say "hey cortana" and wait for it to pop up, it'll time out and just answer the question "cortana" by saying "how can I help you?" it cannot open programs without "future updates" either
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Jan 23, 2015 22:27
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:disk latency is averaging 1000-5000ms because the io queue is so overloaded by the stupid thing Great Jorb MichaelSoft jesus, is that with an SSD too?
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Jan 23, 2015 22:27
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mod sassinator posted:jesus, is that with an SSD too? hybrid platter but even with an ssd it would be saturating disk and causing this behavior, it would just take longer to finish the initial encryption pass
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Jan 23, 2015 22:28
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bitlocker killed my ssd
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PuTTY riot posted:bitlocker killed my ssd how? by writing to every single sector once?
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