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Soulex posted:Are you sure about that? quote:Due to neglect and administrative mismanagement, one outpatient soldier at Walter Reed drank himself to death Well gently caress.
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I was joking but goddamn it
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Apr 6, 2017 21:23
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 Click for active-duty side-job opportunities! (Warning: New York Post article, so remember to wrap your wrap your internet browsing device in a copy of Hustler to maintain propriety.)
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Why does the girl in that super-compressed image look like a 60 year old with a ton of bad plastic surgery and skeletor arms, but in the NYP image she looks young and normal? 
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Apr 15, 2017 18:07
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So if your wife is a pornstar and you are some hella alpha SEAL are you technically a "c" word or a pimp?
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Apr 15, 2017 18:32
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The former.
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Apr 15, 2017 18:37
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A real pimp would never let himself get tied down so by default it's the other one.
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Apr 15, 2017 18:44
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Gonna ask my buddy what part of the pipeline they teach them how to get embroiled in the stupidest and dumbest trouble possible
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Apr 15, 2017 20:31
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Basic.
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maffew buildings posted:Gonna ask my buddy what part of the pipeline they teach them how to get embroiled in the stupidest and dumbest trouble possible The military gently caress you gholio
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Apr 15, 2017 23:06
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North Korea just test fired their first ever no poo poo ICBM. It fell into the loving ocean.
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Memento posted:North Korea just test fired their first ever no poo poo ICBM. Was that intentional?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Was that intentional? Nope, the word I've seen the most used in the news is that launch "failed". Huge show of force yesterday with the parade through Pyongyang, everyone making GBS threads their pants about a new tube-launched ballistic missile that no one knew about, and it turns out it was exactly as effectual as everything else NK does.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Was that intentional? Yes in the sense that it would have landed in the ocean at the end of the test anyway. No in the sense that, according to what I've read, it scattered itself in every direction shortly after liftoff.
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Apr 16, 2017 01:27
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McNally posted:Yes in the sense that it would have landed in the ocean at the end of the test anyway. AKA kinetic interception countermeasures.
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McNally posted:Yes in the sense that it would have landed in the ocean at the end of the test anyway. Indeed, South Korea says "almost immediately." Which kind of feels like they were twisting the knife a bit with their wording. 
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Apr 16, 2017 01:49
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They failed a launch in the same way years ago too, and are my constant amusement.
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Memento posted:and it turns out it was exactly as effectual as everything else NK does. Idk, at least according to reports the meth they cook and sell to pay the bills works well.
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Apr 17, 2017 08:33
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McNally posted:Yes in the sense that it would have landed in the ocean at the end of the test anyway. Maybe they were firing at Atlantis? I think there should be a horror/sci-fi movie where everything North Korea's been doing has been on purpose because they're keeping portals closed/keeping some HP Lovecraft type monsters from coming out into the real world. Kind of like how in Hobgoblins the old security guard was keeping everyone, including new security guards from the film vault, where the hobgoblins lives, so that they wouldn't accidentally get out and get people killed. Everyone thought the old guy was crazy with his stories until one of the new guards accidentally went back there and let them loose.
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Apr 17, 2017 16:29
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High level OSI guy did some bad stuff. Falsified travel vouchers wasn't flying close enough to the sun for him so he decided to really go for it. He was wrangling the Air Force into paying for his wedding venue under the pretense that it was an official function. Demanded the hotel provide security and tax exempt status to his guests, and threatened to use his position to blacklist the hotel if he didn't get his way.
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Apr 17, 2017 20:25
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Casimir Radon posted:High level OSI guy did some bad stuff. Falsified travel vouchers wasn't flying close enough to the sun for him so he decided to really go for it. He was wrangling the Air Force into paying for his wedding venue under the pretense that it was an official function. Demanded the hotel provide security and tax exempt status to his guests, and threatened to use his position to blackmail the hotel if he didn't get his way. The military-industrial-congressional-marriage complex!
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Apr 17, 2017 20:35
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Man O-3 isn't nearly enough rank to be trying poo poo like that.
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Apr 17, 2017 20:48
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Man O-3 isn't nearly enough rank to be trying poo poo like that. candidate demonstrates flag-level initiative and conduct definite promote
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Apr 17, 2017 20:49
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Hang all nobles, etc.
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Helm, reverse course. There's a Seadra in that reef.
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chemosh6969 posted:Maybe they were firing at Atlantis? They are over here, they are over there, those darn hobgoblins are everywhere!
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Apr 17, 2017 23:16
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What I like is that as more veterans are joining the normal workforce, they are on hand to point out bullshit like this. "Um, what CPT? Sure. Are you inviting your CO? You are? Name and contact info? It's procedure."
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Soulex posted:What I like is that as more veterans are joining the normal workforce, they are on hand to point out bullshit like this. "Um, what CPT? Sure. Are you inviting your CO? You are? Name and contact info? It's procedure." My supervisor sometimes asks me to review military dudes resumes because he's pretty sure some of the awards are bullshit.
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Apr 17, 2017 23:58
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Wasabi the J posted:My supervisor sometimes asks me to review military dudes resumes because he's pretty sure some of the awards are bullshit. Really, most of them are.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Really, most of them are. True. I kinda keep it impartial by saying which one are typical for a deployment, which are exceptional, and which are fake. Most don't lie and as long as they have real achievements listed aside from military awards, I don't poo poo on them.
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Wasabi the J posted:True. I kinda keep it impartial by saying which one are typical for a deployment, which are exceptional, and which are fake. gently caress is wrong with you
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Speaking of fake medals, this is as good a time as any to post this moron again: Every time I look at him I see a new one. Actually now that I think of it, has anyone ever seen an Antarctic Service ribbon in the wild?
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e: gently caress me im dumb double edit because I'm double dumb: VVV How the hell did he get it?
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As Nero Danced posted:Actually now that I think of it, has anyone ever seen an Antarctic Service ribbon in the wild? someone here has it iirc
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As Nero Danced posted:Speaking of fake medals, this is as good a time as any to post this moron again: I've seen it on a CPO who had a bunch of weird ones.
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As Nero Danced posted:Speaking of fake medals, this is as good a time as any to post this moron again: This photo looks like it was taken on an actual military base 
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Smiling Jack posted:This photo looks like it was taken on an actual military base IIRC he was attending some boot camp graduation or something. I didn't get the impression that he was trying to scam free lunch at Applebee's or anything, he seemed completely bugnuts. He also died a while back, presumably not from old age.
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