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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

I know that if socialist polices help me I will support them is a funny joke, but being a hardcore Republican on food stamps breaks my mind in whole new ways. It goes beyond voting for the "Leopards eating people's faces party," its voting for the "Bring a Leopard over to my house to eat my face specifically party."

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Kung Food posted:

I know that if socialist polices help me I will support them is a funny joke, but being a hardcore Republican on food stamps breaks my mind in whole new ways. It goes beyond voting for the "Leopards eating people's faces party," its voting for the "Bring a Leopard over to my house to eat my face specifically party."

"Unlike THOSE people, I EARNED these benefits so if I need them I should use them!"

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Kung Food posted:

I know that if socialist polices help me I will support them is a funny joke, but being a hardcore Republican on food stamps breaks my mind in whole new ways. It goes beyond voting for the "Leopards eating people's faces party," its voting for the "Bring a Leopard over to my house to eat my face specifically party."

just like with real leopards, her five kids are the ones gunna get got

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Literally 3 months too lol

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Epic High Five posted:

"Unlike THOSE people, I EARNED these benefits so if I need them I should use them!"
Exactly. "I'm just getting back a little bit of what I've put in through my hard work, unlike all those moochers"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

mr president how dare you stiff my large adult son the troop

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Kung Food posted:

I know that if socialist polices help me I will support them is a funny joke, but being a hardcore Republican on food stamps breaks my mind in whole new ways. It goes beyond voting for the "Leopards eating people's faces party," its voting for the "Bring a Leopard over to my house to eat my face specifically party."

A girl I know IRL who was sexually assaulted and it was a big thing when half our friend group didn't believe her and is a Mexican single mom is now hardcore CHUD and was gleefully posting memes about how Kavanaugh was a victim of the lying lib doctor. They have no self awareness at all. Your friend who loves a lovely football team will say "This year we're going to the superbowl" every year and it doesn't matter why. This is how much thought these people put into it. MY TEAM GOOD YAY WE WIN YAY

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

https://twitter.com/MarkLandler/status/1081648507088326656?s=19

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?


lol its like when someone told him the wall needs to be transparent and he started going,YES THE WALL MUST BE SEE-THROUGH, SEE-THROUGH WALL, FOLKS

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

codenameFANGIO posted:

lol its like when someone told him the wall needs to be transparent and he started going,YES THE WALL MUST BE SEE-THROUGH, SEE-THROUGH WALL, FOLKS

is this true?

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Epic High Five posted:

"Unlike THOSE people, I EARNED these benefits so if I need them I should use them!"

FMguru posted:

Exactly. "I'm just getting back a little bit of what I've put in through my hard work, unlike all those moochers"

You guys are pretty much quoting my dad verbatim :sigh:

I hear pretty similar poo poo from my working class coworkers ("Why should MY TAX DOLLARS go to some welfare queen?") but to their credit they're surprisingly receptive to my commie ramblings

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



chaleski posted:

You guys are pretty much quoting my dad verbatim :sigh:

I hear pretty similar poo poo from my working class coworkers ("Why should MY TAX DOLLARS go to some welfare queen?") but to their credit they're surprisingly receptive to my commie ramblings

keep up the framework of taxdollars and you can keep them interested at least

"why are my tax dollars going to blowing up middle schools in East Mogadishu while my children go hungry?"

I'm not sure if it will convert anybody but I've stopped a few people hollaring at me by saying that maybe if our military gets 10x more than the next 10 countries combined and yet we are still in constant peril and they say their military is underfunded, maybe the solution is to fire everybody currently involved and hire people who aren't so criminally incompetent

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm a bit lucky because I managed restaurants for years and thus had access to the literal paycheck info of hundreds of undocumented workers, so when bitch rear end idiots say things like they pay no taxes I can respond positively that they not only pay a ton of taxes, but they pay them and are also not qualified to receive them so actually what "illegals" are doing is making your own retirement fund more solvent

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Typo posted:

is this true?

OH, it's even better than that..

Trump says Mexico border wall must be see-through to stop 'sacks of drugs' landing on people's heads


TRUMP posted:

"As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don't see them. They hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff? It's over."

Because , you know, a drug trafficker will throw a 60lb sack of drugs willy-nilly over the wall. 60lbs of cocaine can't cost that much..

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Dr.Caligari posted:

OH, it's even better than that..

Trump says Mexico border wall must be see-through to stop 'sacks of drugs' landing on people's heads


Because , you know, a drug trafficker will throw a 60lb sack of drugs willy-nilly over the wall. 60lbs of cocaine can't cost that much..

Y'know, I think I'd take the risk.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KZ0wspws0


:coffeepal:

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?


Dr.Caligari posted:

OH, it's even better than that..

Trump says Mexico border wall must be see-through to stop 'sacks of drugs' landing on people's heads


Because , you know, a drug trafficker will throw a 60lb sack of drugs willy-nilly over the wall. 60lbs of cocaine can't cost that much..

The see through wall will just help the traffickers on either side pass the drugs better!

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Dr.Caligari posted:

OH, it's even better than that..

Trump says Mexico border wall must be see-through to stop 'sacks of drugs' landing on people's heads


Because , you know, a drug trafficker will throw a 60lb sack of drugs willy-nilly over the wall. 60lbs of cocaine can't cost that much..

Cartel super olympians throwing 60lb sacks of drugs over the wall.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Cartel super olympians throwing 60lb sacks of drugs over the wall.

they arent sending their best because their best is reserved for drug tossing.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1081879010613907459

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Profits or revenue? Maybe they should just tighten their belts

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Kung Food posted:

I know that if socialist polices help me I will support them is a funny joke, but being a hardcore Republican on food stamps breaks my mind in whole new ways. It goes beyond voting for the "Leopards eating people's faces party," its voting for the "Bring a Leopard over to my house to eat my face specifically party."

They think kicking all the Mexicans out of the country and black people off the welfare rolls will leave more food stamp money for them.

Because that's what Republicans care about, giving bennies to poor deserving whites like them, not gutting everything they depend on so Mitt Romney can buy an even bigger yacht to transport his yacht-transporting yacht.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I'm still stunned that these people are surprised that Trump followed through with what he said he would do during the campaign.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

White supremacy for decades has been a wink and a nod maintaining white mediocrity at the expense of others. The open contempt for even the useful underneath is a feature of fascism they haven't had to deal with before.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Dr.Caligari posted:

OH, it's even better than that..

Trump says Mexico border wall must be see-through to stop 'sacks of drugs' landing on people's heads


Because , you know, a drug trafficker will throw a 60lb sack of drugs willy-nilly over the wall. 60lbs of cocaine can't cost that much..

what the gently caress the dude is actually demented

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Typo posted:

what the gently caress the dude is actually demented

No, he is just so dumb that he takes metaphors and the like as 100% serious and happening.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Typo posted:

what the gently caress the dude is actually demented

He's never been a genius and as he's aged his old man brain has become riddled with misfires and holes.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Zeroisanumber posted:

I'm still stunned that these people are surprised that Trump followed through with what he said he would do during the campaign.

thats the funniest thing, everyone's used to politicians lying, this is the one time someone actually followed through with a promise

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Telsa Cola posted:

No, he is just so dumb that he takes metaphors and the like as 100% serious and happening.

"believe it or not, coyotes"

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

got any sevens posted:

thats the funniest thing, everyone's used to politicians lying, this is the one time someone actually followed through with a promise

Coincidentally the only time Trump followed through on a promise.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Telsa Cola posted:

No, he is just so dumb that he takes metaphors and the like as 100% serious and happening.

Have you ever heard him go more than three sentences before veering off into the weeds?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Jesus Christ that chud with the five kids is bipolar and did a video where she unsuccessfully tried to remove facial/neck/chest tattoos with acid and now has chemical burns on her face/neck/body instead of a trashy tattoo. She's a mess :(

https://youtu.be/g22mtjH0oFE

Edit: Oh and before that she chemically burned her scalp and went bald.

UnfortunateSexFart has issued a correction as of 02:17 on Jan 7, 2019

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Jesus Christ that chud with the five kids is bipolar and did a video where she unsuccessfully tried to remove facial/neck/chest tattoos with acid and now has chemical burns on her face/neck/body instead of a trashy tattoo. She's a mess :(

https://youtu.be/g22mtjH0oFE

Edit: Oh and before that she chemically burned her scalp and went bald.

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

haha drat. I took a quick look at her vids but I didnt play this one. Shes messed up, and Im not talking about her being bipolar. She has some mental challenges that go beyond that. How could she not vote for Trump - this is the type of voter he has an instant win with.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Jesus Christ that chud with the five kids is bipolar and did a video where she unsuccessfully tried to remove facial/neck/chest tattoos with acid and now has chemical burns on her face/neck/body instead of a trashy tattoo. She's a mess :(

https://youtu.be/g22mtjH0oFE

Edit: Oh and before that she chemically burned her scalp and went bald.

Homemade tattoo removal is a pretty dumb thing to try

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-diy-projects-that-ruin-peoples-lives/

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
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etalian posted:

Homemade tattoo removal is a pretty dumb thing to try

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-diy-projects-that-ruin-peoples-lives/

I'm aware, did you see the cross on her chest?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Jesus Christ that chud with the five kids is bipolar and did a video where she unsuccessfully tried to remove facial/neck/chest tattoos with acid and now has chemical burns on her face/neck/body instead of a trashy tattoo. She's a mess :(

https://youtu.be/g22mtjH0oFE

Edit: Oh and before that she chemically burned her scalp and went bald.

mods plz find a way to make this vid @1:49 be the thread title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g22mtjH0oFE&t=109s

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

mods plz find a way to make this vid @1:49 be the thread title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g22mtjH0oFE&t=109s

I didn't do it like I'm supposed to because I don't do anything like I'm supposed to hello im me






she is going to murder her children through neglect and ignorance.

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lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

Does anyone have the backstory on this lady? I googled her and got nothing.

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