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OPAONI posted:Why do you receive sex toys at work? Somebody at the warehouse I work in found a (recently) used fleshlight the other day.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:22 |
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Blood Nightmaster posted:MudBuster reminds me of this absolutely cursed thing we got in at work a while back The other meat grinder.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:25 |
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OPAONI posted:Why do you receive sex toys at work? I work at a sex store OP
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:25 |
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Blood Nightmaster posted:I work at a sex store OP So you work from home? E: Probably not, I reckon.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:28 |
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Judging from the reviews it does actually work pretty well for its intended purpose. What an awful design though.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:33 |
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OPAONI posted:Why do you receive sex toys at work? I managed an adult store while I was going through university about 18 years ago, and it's mostly just regular retail that happens to be selling various enormous cock toys and porno DVDs.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:39 |
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Memento posted:I managed an adult store while I was going through university about 18 years ago, and it's mostly just regular retail that happens to be selling various enormous cock toys and porno DVDs. Yeah that's basically it, the novelty kind of wears off after a couple months into it but every once in a while you get items that stick out (no pun intended) for one reason or another I mostly remember the Masturball™ because my first thought on seeing the name was this thing:
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 12:56 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Somebody at the warehouse I work in found a (recently) used fleshlight the other day. "somebody" "found"
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:01 |
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The DUAL MOTOR claim makes me assume counter rotation because we all wish we could give our dicks an indian burn.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:01 |
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OwlFancier posted:The DUAL MOTOR claim makes me assume counter rotation because we all wish we could give our dicks an indian burn.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:06 |
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OwlFancier posted:The DUAL MOTOR claim makes me assume counter rotation because we all wish we could give our dicks an indian burn. That cosmo writer has graduated up to “sex toy designer”
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:08 |
OwlFancier posted:The DUAL MOTOR claim makes me assume counter rotation because we all wish we could give our dicks an indian burn. Use some lube you twonk.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:16 |
I was thinking it was some sort of "Tesla says that so it must be some cool technology thing we can pretend to have"
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:16 |
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Lmao
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 13:29 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Pfft, being a pervert is so 90's. deviated, i hope
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 14:00 |
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Robin Williams posted:Did my dissertation on skull, this really gave me a chuckle
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 14:00 |
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OPAONI posted:Why do you receive sex toys at work? I’d never leave the house
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 14:42 |
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You could pretend you are loving Optimus Primes rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 15:22 |
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Superterranean posted:"somebody" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVJzwgqZ9U
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 15:40 |
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Which one of you had to do this to 'em?!
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 15:54 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:You could pretend you are loving Optimus Prime, rear end in a top hat Jeez calm down
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:14 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:You could pretend you are loving Optimus Primes rear end in a top hat Open, drat it, open!
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:18 |
Gravitas Shortfall posted:Open, drat it, open! First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now.. you.
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:23 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:31 |
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~You got the touch! You got the Power!~
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:51 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:~You got the touch! Ooh first base
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 16:59 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 19:48 |
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Freedom to my rear end is the right of all sentient beings!
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 21:16 |
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Memento posted:I managed an adult store while I was going through university about 18 years ago, and it's mostly just regular retail that happens to be selling various enormous cock toys and porno DVDs. lol if you consider those enormous
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 21:33 |
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Blood Nightmaster posted:MudBuster reminds me of this absolutely cursed thing we got in at work a while back
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# ? Jul 26, 2021 23:28 |
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I feel like a meme format could be made from this but I’m too depressed to think of anything rn
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:11 |
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This is now 500% better, thank you
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:12 |
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:
Melt the index finger to the thumb for maximum mama mia paisan
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:15 |
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Five stars.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:18 |
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Turoks aim was a little low with the cerebral bore.
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:48 |
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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1419797177174536196?s=19
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:56 |
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That's a spice meatball
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 00:58 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:
when your cat has the temperment of a bitter alcoholic staring at his drink in a bar wondering where it all went wrong but your house doesnt have a bar counter or barstool or drink glasses so he just has to pantomime it on the windowsill
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 01:05 |
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https://twitter.com/memecrashes/status/1419777008972750852
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# ? Jul 27, 2021 01:16 |
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:
This fuckin idiot is snapping the wrong hand
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