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Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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Casimir Radon posted:

Fun Fact: Al Leong sounds absolutely nothing like you probably imagine.

Sounds like he's trapped at the bottom of a well or something.

That is some piss-awful audio there.

Try this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e99ieAJygho

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Blackchamber posted:

Wait... Is this electro shock therapy being done by the actual quacks that are military doctors? This isn't outsourced at all?

My case is in Denmark, part of the part of the public and universal healthcare system.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 21:30

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

# ? May 1, 2017 21:17

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

I really want to know what sort of "trainees" they are. AFROTC or something?

fake edit: *drained*

# ? May 1, 2017 21:23

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Does anyone else have the deep hope that the entire flight got put on MREs for the remainder of course?

# ? May 1, 2017 21:39

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Dick Burglar posted:

I really want to know what sort of "trainees" they are. AFROTC or something?

fake edit: *drained*

gotta absorb the greese from my pizza with paper towels or i'll have a sperg attack

# ? May 1, 2017 21:41

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

is there more

# ? May 1, 2017 21:42

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

"Food servants" and careful accenting of entreè screams service academy

# ? May 1, 2017 21:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

All of GiP now: "Back in my day..."

# ? May 1, 2017 22:07

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

It's from a friend's facebook. he wrote, "A letter intercepted by a co-workers son while in Air Force basic training. He got it before it hit the Drill Sergeants. You do this to yourself."

# ? May 1, 2017 22:07

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

I got a look at one of the notes our dorm chief when she had me clean her office. I knew he was a dumbfuck but I expected better than writing at a 2nd grade level, and mispelling 1/6 of the words.

# ? May 1, 2017 22:14

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

She didn't even drain it. She didn't drain my vegetables.

# ? May 1, 2017 22:34

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Do you want to get smoked?

This is how you get smoked, Boot.

# ? May 1, 2017 22:43

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

_{_{I am in fact a massive asswagon.

Do not let me touch computer.}}

Zeris posted:

It's from a friend's facebook. he wrote, "A letter intercepted by a co-workers son while in Air Force basic training. He got it before it hit the Drill Sergeants. You do this to yourself."

How can we expect change if we can't tell the Drill Sergeants how we feel about the way vegetables are served? It demoralizes the entire flight.

# ? May 1, 2017 23:30

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

You have five minutes to find a 5 gallon water can, fill it, and meet me out back. Move.

# ? May 1, 2017 23:37

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'm fighting the urge to respond to that letter by yelling at clouds. I think this is how you turn into an old.

# ? May 1, 2017 23:58

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

chemosh6969 posted:

How can we expect change if we can't tell the Drill Sergeants how we feel about the way vegetables are served? It demoralizes the entire flight.

I asked my buddy about the pic, here's what he said:

quote:

____'s son joined the Air Force. Some kid was getting signatures when ____'s son took it and wouldn't let him turn it in.

Enlisted, against all of our advice. Has a master's degree and enlisted

So I guess not all degree-holding enlistees are as dumb as made out to be.

# ? May 1, 2017 23:58

Wibla: Feb 16, 2011

Send him to OCS already. Why the gently caress would he enlist with a master's degree? :psyduck:

# ? May 2, 2017 00:10

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Wibla posted:

Send him to OCS already. Why the gently caress would he enlist with a master's degree?

Maybe it's from University of Phoenix

# ? May 2, 2017 00:11

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Wibla posted:

Why the gently caress would he enlist with a master's degree?

# ? May 2, 2017 00:11

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Wibla posted:

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Wibla posted:

Why the gently caress would he enlist?

# ? May 2, 2017 00:16

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Isn't the military one of the few places that would consider a master's from University of Phoenix worth more than toilet paper?

# ? May 2, 2017 00:20

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

not caring here posted:

Isn't the military one of the few places that would consider a master's from University of Phoenix worth more than toilet paper?

Could have been something ridiculous enough that they wouldn't give him a commission.

# ? May 2, 2017 00:25

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Modern and Interpretive Dance.

# ? May 2, 2017 00:40

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

maybe he wanted to BE OUT IN THE poo poo NOT SOME PENCIL PUSHER OFFICER or whatever people say

# ? May 2, 2017 00:49

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

just lol if your reason for enlisting was anything other than having your life fall apart and saying "gently caress it, I'll join the loving military"

# ? May 2, 2017 01:03

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

_{_{I am in fact a massive asswagon.

Do not let me touch computer.}}

Wibla posted:

Send him to OCS already. Why the gently caress would he enlist with a master's degree?

Seems to me that he wants to live the life as an enlisted, so he knows what things to fix when he commissions himself. In this case, future airmen may not have to deal with undrained vegetables at basic anymore.

I would have let him turn the paper in because anyone that stupid needs to learn a lesson. Otherwise they're just going to do it later on.

# ? May 2, 2017 01:08

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Yeah, make sure that it can't be tied to you in any way, and let them have enough rope to get strung up by their nutsacks.

# ? May 2, 2017 01:38

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Here's a fun one I learned at formation this morning...

Sailor X recently had all his issued field gear stolen from his truck. That's like a couple grand of stuff that he is going to get paychecked for. We repeatedly get told store your poo poo at home or your room, because this happens. Tough lesson for him to learn, right? Thankfully he will have plenty of time to reflect on it because dude at dark thirty on a Monday morning blew a .18 after his axle broke and he hit a parked car in base housing while driving back from someone's house to the barracks.

It's a five minute walk.

# ? May 2, 2017 01:55

hogmartin: Mar 27, 2007

maffew buildings posted:

Thankfully he will have plenty of time to reflect on it because dude at dark thirty on a Monday morning blew a .18 after his axle broke and he hit a parked car in base housing while driving back from someone's house to the barracks.

YOU get a safety stand-down! And YOU get a safety stand-down! EVERYONE gets a safety stand-down!

# ? May 2, 2017 02:06

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Professor Bling posted:

just lol if your reason for enlisting was anything other than having your life fall apart and saying "gently caress it, I'll join the loving military"

# ? May 2, 2017 02:33

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

what if i have a degree (in sociology, lol) and my life is falling apart

# ? May 2, 2017 02:37

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

enlist as infantry!!!!!!!!!!

# ? May 2, 2017 02:38

Melthir: Dec 29, 2009; I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

Dick Burglar posted:

what if i have a degree (in sociology, lol) and my life is falling apart

I had a guy with a masters in anthropology.

# ? May 2, 2017 02:47

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

enlist as infantry!!!!!!!!!!

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PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

enlist as infantry!!!!!!!!!!

# ? May 2, 2017 03:10

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

enlist as infant rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

# ? May 2, 2017 03:09

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

marine open contract

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Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Professor Bling posted:

just lol if your reason for enlisting was anything other than having your life fall apart and saying "gently caress it, I'll join the loving military"

Dick Burglar posted:

what if i have a degree (in sociology, lol) and my life is falling apart

Nowhere in there did I say "while Not having a degree" :colbert:

# ? May 2, 2017 03:15

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