- JFairfax
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also she could stop taking showers with him
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- MF_James
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I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE
INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE
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haha that is amazing.
I had a GF that was down with getting peed on, it was... not exciting, I thought it would be fun, but yeah, I guess i'm really not down with the pee.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:12
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- Meme Poker Party
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by Azathoth
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Thinking maybe he lied when he said it wasn't his fetish.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:13
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- flick my Mr. Bean
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"guys need to pee on stuff" I bet he's a redpiller and thinks he needs to mark her like a dog marks a tree to prevent other males from thinking she's available.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:19
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- Pvt.Scott
- Feb 16, 2007
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What God wants, God gets, God help us all
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From the description it still does not sound like "two people put in bed, under watch, separated by board". It sounds like "together in bed" (the only part that makes sense) was the common part, the "separated by board" was rare and kooky, and the "under watch" literally never. Also it that it was just as common for travelers renting half beds as prospective couples.
So yeah the description posted here before the links was false or at best a vague half-truth.
True. Half-remembered poo poo is like that. Absolutely my fault, though the wiki article only has a few sources. I shall have to go hunting later to satisfy my curiosity.
They still swaddled your rear end in blankets like a baby so you couldn't get handsy. Just think how awkward incels would be if they were forced to practice pillow talk while restrained.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:20
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- La Brea Carpet
- Nov 22, 2007
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I have no mouth and I must post
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And now the thread talks about the pros and cons of piss/jizz for the next page
Wait I can head this off (heh), is he circumcised or not?
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Dec 22, 2016 00:20
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- Pvt.Scott
- Feb 16, 2007
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What God wants, God gets, God help us all
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I had a coworker who would buy the limited jordans and poo poo like that. He wore a pair to work and stepped in a mud puddle once. Lost his goddamn poo poo over it which was somewhat amusing since when he wore any of them, he'd make sure to bring it up to whoever would listen.
My dude would just pull out a rag or whatever and buff that poo poo out. He also kept lovely shoes for work, etc.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:22
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- Pick
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if someone kept peeing on me, when I told them not to pee on me, and this might seem like an overreaction, but I would loving break his dick off
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Dec 22, 2016 00:23
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- A Moose
- Oct 22, 2009
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quote:Im (18F) wondering if its normal/possible to have a relationship without sex?Personal issues
submitted 9 minutes ago by togepink
Hi, so I've left a relationship really recently and, even during that relationship, sex was always difficult for me. I would feel aroused, but once we got down to the action I would lose interest.
My question really is, do men in general would consider a relationship without sex? I feel like it might be a huge dealbreaker. But the thing is I dont feel comfortable doing it, and I crave emotional intimaticy above it all (like hugging, cuddling, kissing, etc). I feel like this isnt really normal.
Please share your experiences, and if you would date someone who isnt a big fan of sex. Thank you.
tl;dr: Is it normal to want a romantic relationship, but without sex?
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Dec 22, 2016 00:25
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- Dial-a-Dog
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Thinking maybe he lied when he said it wasn't his fetish.
Probably, she confronted him with that after reacting negatively a few times so I can see why he'd lie. I don't see why he thinks it's okay to piss on his girlfriend at literally point after she said she wasn't okay with it. As far as I'm concerned it's some degree of assault at that point, on par with putting any other bodily excretion on someone against their wishes, and that guy's a piece of poo poo.
On the other hand every girl I've dated acts like the world would be over if they found out I peed in the shower (like at all, not with them in it), so maybe I should try this guy's tactic of blowing right past that level to clear the objection
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Dec 22, 2016 00:27
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- Meme Poker Party
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by Azathoth
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Probably, she confronted him with that after reacting negatively a few times so I can see why he'd lie. I don't see why he thinks it's okay to piss on his girlfriend at literally point after she said she wasn't okay with it. As far as I'm concerned it's some degree of assault at that point, on par with putting any other bodily excretion on someone against their wishes, and that guy's a piece of poo poo.
On the other hand every girl I've dated acts like the world would be over if they found out I peed in the shower (like at all, not with them in it), so maybe I should try this guy's tactic of blowing right past that level to clear the objection
Ah it's all a negotiating tactic. Clever!
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Dec 22, 2016 00:28
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- MF_James
- May 8, 2008
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I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE
INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE
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On the other hand every girl I've dated acts like the world would be over if they found out I peed in the shower (like at all, not with them in it), so maybe I should try this guy's tactic of blowing right past that level to clear the objection
Ugh why would they be so angry about it. I mean I kind of get it, but honestly I could have JUST peed, hop in the shower and welp gotta do it again, definitely not getting out of the shower at that point.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:32
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- A Moose
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5jhddv/wife_37_f_gets_angry_with_me_37_m_if_i_shave_in/
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We are married 3 years and doing ok after many initial hiccups. My wife has a sensitive skin and is not Ok with my stubble and prefers that I shave in the evenings so we can have a better time in the bed. She is literally terrified of my stubble hurting her and sometimes it feels like I have some kind of acid on my face, lol :-)
Now I am not a shaving person, and before marriage I always had a stubble on for days, but since I am married my position on that has changed, I think shaving gives me more cleaner look and I dont look sick or depressed.
Problem is that sometimes I forget/too lazy to shave in the evenings and do it is the next morning. Many times when I do that instead of the night my wife gets very angry about it. That I am not "shaving" for her (i.e. in the night) but shaving for my work or my colleagues.
Even after I explain that I will do it later in the evening as well, she looks annoyed. Is this not kind of "controlling" behavior? What am I expected to do?
guy sounds like a tool, seems pretty simple. But then we look in the comments and we find...
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His post history says they beat each other up until they're both bruised. (these posts are from 1 yr ago)
Our arguments esclated to hitting each other and now we are both bruised and in separate rooms.
The problem is that we have been having really ugly fights which have recently escalated to hitting each other. It starts with varied reasons - trust issues, sharing finances, sharing housework etc which I think can be solved if we argue with reason but we both loose our temper. She starts shouting on me and then I react with disproportionate force - including name calling and then sometimes hitting each other. During the run-up to the marriage we both thought it was just temporary stress but now it looks like ingrained
This and the rest of the posts make it clear they're pretty much both terrible.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:34
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- Meme Poker Party
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by Azathoth
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*Beats and is beaten by partner*
*Wants to know if the shaving issue is unreasonable*
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- Themata
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If you want a pizza this pie
You can crust that
I won't cheese on you
Dance on the groove flour
And I'll give you a disco-unt
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Dude should just epilate his face. Then his hairs would also grow in non-prickly, lol :-)
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Dec 22, 2016 00:43
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- La Brea Carpet
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I have no mouth and I must post
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In non-body fluid or abuse related posts, here's another teenager with an adorable mundane problem:
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My [13F] mom owns a beauty spa/hair salon. Her customers keep pinching my brother [8M] cheek and telling him he's cute.
My mother owns a beauty spa and hair salon in the heart of the city CBD. My youngest brother sometimes goes there after school and sits in the back room waiting for our other mother to come and pick him up, I do to sometimes but my friends mom normally gives me a ride home.
My brother is cute I will give them that. Her female cutomers always pinch him on the cheek and tell him how cute he is when he comes out of the room. He told me it annoys him. How do I talk about this to moms?
Tl;DR: Moms customers keeps pinching brothers cheeks.
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- Gaunab
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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It's always nice to see siblings get along.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:46
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- Meme Poker Party
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by Azathoth
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Wait, prior to finding out he beats his wife, how is shaving guy a tool?
Shaving every day is annoying. It seems like a majority of the time he made a conscious effort to stay clean shaven and says he even prefers how it looks.
I agree it's unreasonable. Expecting someone to shave every single day is silly much less requiring it to be at a specific time.
But lol they are both spouse abusers gently caress em!!!
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Dec 22, 2016 00:54
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I liked this one
Am I too far out of the loop to keep up with society today?
quote:Tl;dr i(m20) hate social media and my generation. Tried meeting new people and just had an awful time. Any advice for making friends for someone like me?
Since probably freshman year of high school, I've hated social media (Facebook, Instagram, twitter, Snapchat etc.) because I didn't have a smart phone until I could afford one at the end of my senior year. I hate the music of this day and age, mainly rap (uninventive, repeat the same words and remix a popular song 400 different times and commercialize each remix). I tried meeting people of my age group(18-21) the other day, and I just felt uncomfortable because they never once looked up from their phones when talking, I can't connect with people in my generation and I'm worried I'll go through life without having friends because I can't connect with anyone on a digital level, any advice anyone?
In the comments OP talks about what he DOES like
quote:I live a simple life, I'm known to smoke bud whenever I have extra money for it, I like trail blazing paths through the woods and watching wildlife in its natural state, I like star gazing, and I play video games here and there
So he hates social media, hates all modern music, is socially awkward, likes to smoke weed, play video games and stargaze. I can't help but notice some amusing juxtaposition.
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Dec 22, 2016 00:55
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- Sorryformybadjokes
- Apr 21, 2004
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I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
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Fallen Rib
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Just piss straight up in the air in the shower and if pee gets on her it's her own fault
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- village catamite
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Who's ready for a whole load of crazy???
How can I [19F] deal with my insufferable rear end in a top hat of a boyfriend?[28M]
quote:-Sighs- Okay, so my boyfriend has a Korean fetish. I look slightly Asian but I'm not. Im Irish/German with Mexican/African American. I am really pale already but not as pale as I'd like. (I tend to love the gothic/Lolita look. So I'm probably to blame for this circumstance.)
Because of this, my boyfriend wants me to Korean play. Learn korean, act, dress, eat and cook mainly Korean dishes, and the like. He's also approached me about kitten play or fox play. The whole deal, eat from the bowl etc. (No judging him. Everyone has fetishes.)
Now me? I'm more of a Japanese fan. I think they are more beautiful and their food is more delicious and pleasing to look at. I already know some Japanese as I was going to go study in Tokyo and then move in with my ex fiance. However I didn't do this or fall in love with Japan because I wanted to be Japanese, I appreciated them as an entirely different culture and ideal that I loved. How he fell in love with Korea was through Ace of Angels and Twice and wanting someone like them. He's dated a few Korean girls but they weren't "K-pop" queens so he wasn't interested for very long. Ive asked him how is an American with no interest in Kpop going to fulfill his KPop Queen slotif a Korean couldn't?
Yeah they're cute girls. But... I mean... really? There's more to it than just this but I'm not sure how to fully say it all without being disorganized.
This wouldnt be an issue if I was as fanatic about Korea and Korean fashion. But I also don't like the idea of completely faking being a different ethnicity than I am. I love my Irish and German and identify with that side more than any thing. (Hence my reason to want to be ridiculously pale. With my Mexican and AA however I tan at the lightest exposure to Sun and have freckles which I despise.) The only thing I really like Korean wise is Kimchi and Their beauty products. Lots of whitening soaps and creams and good toners.
We tried A DD/LG relationship but there was boundary stepping and constant comparing to his old little and it broke when he said I was to fat (i only weight 150. But his fave Kpop star weighs in at 92. Choa from AOA) and old looking to make it do anything for him and suggested bringing in another girl to fulfill that fantasy for him. When I don't have very good skin so I do look older than I am which also makes me look unattractive to people my age.
When I said "No." It was a problem because he tried to throw my sexuality in my face and call me fake. I told him my sexuality wasn't up for debate and it wasn't a tool for him to use against me either. That whole argument crushed me because I am a little. It's not something I do consciously but I do it. You wouldn't know it unless I get stressed, I adult pretty well. I am childlike and naive but not innocent.
Okay so here, maybe this will help understand better. I love corets and Victorian culture. My favorite band is Rasputina. I love fantasy and fairies and the like. I chose North mythology over Christianity. I am quite eccentric in most tastes, and have no problem dressing up and wearing wigs and props or toys. I have been in different subcultures of the bdsm community and they've all worked fairly well and I enjoy that type of play.
He does too and he's got similar interests but because he is older he always feels the need to correct me or "disprove" everything I believe about anything. He read the book "Oh my God's!" And now thinks he's the expert on Greek God's. Im not, but mythology of any kind has always been an interest and other religions, so I know a fair bit too. But apparently I don't because "you're only 19" or any information I say is wrong or inaccurate. Which has led me to stop talking about it and only read books when he's not around so it wont be torn apart verbally with his snobbish opinions.
He mocks anything gothic or Victorian and constantly plays country and Korean music out loud and over the computer speakers when I have asked him not too because I can't stand them and I respect him enough to wear headphones. I wear headphones for everything after the first few times of being yelled at for playing Rasputina and my playlists. The only thing we can listen to together Jhene Aiko and she gets old after a while.
he's in the SCA but I don't feel comfortable joining because of how many he's slept with within in his House. One of the members is his 33F ex who he broke up with a month before we met.
I've come to terms I am very much his rebound from his ex (they were together 4 years and just looking at rings) and if I would have known that I would have not gotten involved with him. I also think this is where most of his "Do this, do that" comes from. His ex was hesitant to do any age play or roleplay by enjoyed more of the scene look he likes. Bright hair, heavy eyeline, etc. Me and her are opposites. I like the either really dramatic goth look, or the understated No Makeup makeup look. He convinced me to dye my black hair bright pink, which turned orange and didn't help me even though I have never dyed my hair by myself and he did hers all the time. My hair is ruined and I hate him for it. I bought a wig in my natural hair color I am so embarrassed by it.
Leaving isn't an option atm because I got pregnant when some of my bc pills got lost, and I am living with him because my place got broken into. I wish it was an option, because everyday I get increasingly more angry and resent him everyday. I hate being in the Same room as him and snap every time he touches me. He's like a little kid who purposely antagonizes me when I am upset. If I don't want to be touched, he'll be increasingly closer to where I am against a wall, halfway off of my dining chair, or smashed into the couch arm. And then he finally touches me by pushing all up against me and I lose it. Because i don't want to be touched!!! Or if I am thinking about something or off in my own little world or writing on my book he will scare me and laugh when I get so flustered I can't remember what i was thinking or where I was going and that sucks. By he doesn't understand it.
Every frustration I have is me being too immature and needing to grow up but with the temper tantrums he throws I am just stunned by his hypocrisy. If I say no to sex, he will pout and keep talking about how hard he is and how bad his blue balls hurt or press it into my leg/butt/hip until I finally just say whatever. I've had more sex looking at my phone, playing a video game or reading Reddit angrily than I care for because he wont leave me alone. We can't have discussions because every problem I bring up is "little stuff couples don't fight about." So I've thrown my hands up to the whole situation.
I don't work, (looking for a job) and I can't go to college for what I want to do right now, so my mom sends me money. I give it to him because I really don't contribute any other way, and feel guilty. Her and her friends want to send me 400 dollars for Christmas to buy myself Christmas presents because I'm so far away from family and we're rebuilding our relationship. I haven't seen her since I was 11 and she left the state for 3 months, leaving me and my 1 year old brother alone. I was put in foster care until my grandparents took me in and then Sent me to a children's home. My little brother is with his step dad. So this is pretty big for me, she has never cared before and I know it's a right step in the direction of mending. Money doesn't buy love, but she cares, and that's not some thing I've felt from her before.
This is a big deal for me because when I told him excitedly and asked to go to the dollar tree and family dollar to shop when it gets here, he got angry and upset and asked me why I wasn't thinking about buying gifts for his family instead. Well... Because it was sent to me for myself, I was going to buy him a few presents out of it, most of it was going towards household items because he won't buy cleaning products or soap, and the money would get here after Christmas and his family mainly doesnt like me. His grandma has told me herself, his cousins ignore me or make remarks about how I look, why would I expend energy on these people who think I am trash?
I plan on leaving in June to go back home so I can go to the college I want and be near family. But Reddit just tell me how to put up with this until then? Because I'm breaking here, with no outlet for any interest and his criticisms and all the fighting. Also am I being selfish with the $400? I give him everything else. And this isn't even just from here, it's from a few of her online friends who she talks about me to. So I don't know how I feel giving stranger's money away or getting it.
I want to take my child with me, but he said he would get custody and take me to court over it if I tried to take his kid. He said the court would give it to him automatically because he's the one holding a stable job and has a car and college degree. So I don't know what to do on that because I just want out. I don't want to abandon them, so is it worth fighting him on??
TL;DR: my [19F] boyfriend [28M] is an rear end in a top hat and wants me to play pretend I am Korean for his fetish even though I am proud Irish /German mix and interested in other things. Our differences are a huge issue as he picks apart any thing I am interested in or tells me constantly I am incorrect or wrong no matter the subject. He antagonizes me constantly and takes joy out my life by the constant aggresions. I have no energy to spend anymore in this relationship but cannot leave due to being pregnant from a BC failure. I plan to leave in June so i can go back to my family and attend the college i want to after the birth and want to take my baby but he says he will take me to court and get automatic custody because he is the one with a stable job, car and college degree.
please tell me how to make it bearable until June because I almost can't take it anymore. I have no outlet for anything, frustration or creativity wise?
Non-consensual sex? Racial fetishizing? Age disparities? Estranged family? Pregnancy? It's an r/relationships BINGO!
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Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
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I liked this one
Am I too far out of the loop to keep up with society today?
In the comments OP talks about what he DOES like
So he hates social media, hates all modern music, is socially awkward, likes to smoke weed, play video games and stargaze. I can't help but notice some amusing juxtaposition.
People like this are super annoying (this used to be me).
Now I dance to pop music and hip-hop, watch sports, and work out and have friends. Life is good.
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Dec 22, 2016 01:13
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- Pick
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Murder him.
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I mean she's clearly a work too, but she should still murder him imho
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- WampaLord
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Getting pregnant because you "lost" your birth control pills.
Jesus wept.
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also wtf at being 19 and having "been around" various bdsm subcultures. slow the hell down, girl
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Dec 22, 2016 01:21
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leave some of the crazy poo poo for your 20s is all im sayin
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boredly eating your own poo poo out of a tin bowl, reminiscing about her youth, before she became a ragged hag of 23
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