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Captain Monkey posted:I don't know who that is It's a dev who is also yandere.
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Jul 18, 2019 23:23
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Captain Monkey posted:I don't know who that is Anime avatar. That's all you need to know.
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Jul 19, 2019 00:01
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This is like GRRM procrastinating on Winds of Winter/Dream of Spring by playing fantasy football, but a thousand times more neckbeard.
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Jul 19, 2019 00:17
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"I need to be able to jack it while playing smash with my bros."
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Jul 19, 2019 00:22
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Smash some bros while I smash this peen
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Jul 19, 2019 00:23
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The main difference between Smash 4 and Ultimate Zero Suit Samus is that Ultimate's model is buff as hell. Anyone who thinks that isn't an improvement doesn't matter. The game's got Bayonetta for you lot, anyway.
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Jul 19, 2019 00:41
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Thermonuclear take: Samus is only cool when she's inside the suit, being badass and blowing up alien animals. Leave the painted-on bodysuits to the horny-on-mains and their insane twitter followers.
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Jul 19, 2019 01:05
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Imagine being someone who's mad at a video game because the hot woman in a bodysuit now has a more normally proportioned chest and the fabric actually has realistic contours instead of custom designed boob pouches. Even as a lonely teenager, I assumed that the T&A in video games was something forced upon them by marketing executives, that it was patronizing and unsexy, and that that poo poo only appealed to a relatively small number of losers who would be too embarrassed to admit it. Look at how wrong I was.
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Jul 19, 2019 01:47
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Incredible how a bunch of shut-in manchildren want to be able to crank their hog to a woman they can literally control and who doesn't mind their steady diet of chicken tendies, Mountain Dew, and yelling at their mom when she comes in for the monthly cleaning session.
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Jul 19, 2019 01:53
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https://twitter.com/MaoistRebelNews/status/1151779834181443584
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Jul 19, 2019 02:03
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If your "joke" is completely identical to the poo poo that would be put out by genuinely hateful folks you've probably slipped up somewhere Getting some strong Schroedinger's rear end in a top hat vibes from this one
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Jul 19, 2019 02:16
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Dril calls it again https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656?lang=en
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Jul 19, 2019 02:19
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unlike him, I appreciate all breast sizes, from huge to mondo huge.
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Jul 19, 2019 02:38
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Why, YandareDev is the guy making the Yandare Simulator quote:Yandere Simulator is an upcoming stealth action video game currently in development by YandereDev.[1][2] The game centers upon an obsessively lovesick schoolgirl named Ayano Aishi, also known as "Yandere-chan" after the Japanese term "yandere", who has taken it upon herself to eliminate anyone she believes is monopolizing her crush's attention.[3] Over the course of ten weeks, Ayano will eliminate ten different rivals in order to ensure that her crush, Senpai, will not fall for the other girls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da1dx6wkay8 https://twitter.com/goggalor/status/1151740613559087104
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Jul 19, 2019 02:59
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Captain Monkey posted:I don't know who that is If you would like to know more, here's a 45 minute video of a friendly australian man showing screenshots of his game dev indiscretions that doesn't even cover the entire shitshow that he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY-aqqCFjnc from memory it mostly just goes into his absolute failures as a game developer, so if you're into game development at all, it's quite good idiot porn. If you're not it's probably a bit long and stupid so I'll sum it up for you: idiot tries to develop a dating sim, Yandere Simulator, where you walk around a school and interact with school aged girls, and some of them are horny (but also crazy! and scary! also tropes! so many anime tropes!). He raised money and started developing it in Unity Javascript (a big lol from anyone who knows anything about Unity JS) but didn't know anything about programming, so it turned into a giant, messy hellproject. As an engine developer myself, I'll tell you right now, the code I've seen is outstandingly bad. Lines upon lines of if statements instead of a switch. Memory allocated willy-nilly with barely any reuse. Just complete disregard for modern programming standards and absolutely no desire or drive to learn them. His motto was "I just do what works" which is fine if you're writing baby's first program, not so much if you're trying to develop something where performance is very important. He's practically the living embodiment of dunning-kruger too, and will freak out about you not knowing anything about game dev if you criticize him or his game. The game's performance was, surprise, loving horrible, and the game was bad and utterly lacking in content (and still is as far as I can tell from a cursory google). Like struggling to get 30 FPS on decent computers bad. I'd personally call that "pretty drat unacceptable" even for a beta. At one point people started modding it to allow them to change the height of characters, for some reason, and instead of being like "hey, people are interested enough in my game to mod it, cool!", he made the game not work if it was installed, and instead displayed a black screen with text whining about bug reports he was getting (supposedly because of the mod but that's debatable). He also got called out for stealing his character models, was told he could use them with credit, but instead of crediting the creator he chose to stop using them after a short childish meltdown. There was some other shenanigans but simply he's a mostly unknown game developer, a racist everything-phobe, and an incel dumbass. So now you know, if you see this horny rear end in a top hat posting about how women should be more naked and boobly in games, that he thinks he is a decent game developer who knows what devs should do and that "teen seduction simulator but with more rapemurder" is a sick nasty idea for a game.
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Jul 19, 2019 03:01
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But the psycho murder anime teen game + samus titty rage thing is the relevant point here, more than how bad of a coder he is
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Jul 19, 2019 03:04
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zoux posted:But the psycho murder anime teen game + samus titty rage thing is the relevant point here, more than how bad of a coder her is Oh, absolutely, I just wanna drive home how utterly incompetent he manages to be while also acting like a golden god authority of game dev. I felt it was kind of fitting because he is definitely an idiot and utterly luvs too be online. I also have a minor sore spot because I've interacted with the dumbass himself and he called a screenshot of my pet engine drawing millions of objects at 60 frames "ugly" before I even had lighting implemented.
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Jul 19, 2019 03:15
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This guy kept doubling down by saying "Oh well I don't see you people getting outraged by Japan's high suicide rate due to capitalism!"
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Jul 19, 2019 03:54
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LOok the cold hard (heh) truth is you have NOTHING TO LOSE and everything to gain by adding big titties to a video game.
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Jul 19, 2019 03:58
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oldpainless posted:you have NOTHING TO LOSE and everything to gain (it never felt so good, it never felt so right)
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Jul 19, 2019 04:11
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In lighter news, bad translations amuse me so much This is actually adorable as heck. This is my coworker from Hong Kong who loves cats like crazy but wasn't sure if her husband would be okay with one. So now they're taking care of one for a while and she is thrilled beyond belief. SulfurMonoxideCute has a new favorite as of 07:48 on Jul 19, 2019 |
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Jul 19, 2019 07:45
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Picnic Princess posted:In lighter news, bad translations amuse me so much The Circle of Life gag is a little played out, but this cat kind of requires it.
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Jul 19, 2019 07:58
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https://twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/status/1151821731797118977?s=19 I think my wife is also one of these anti - backpack people, but she also laughs at my briefcase as well.
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Jul 19, 2019 08:41
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Technocrat posted:https://twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/status/1151821731797118977?s=19 With a username like that, there's no WAY that's a bot!!!
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Jul 19, 2019 08:50
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Technocrat posted:https://twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/status/1151821731797118977?s=19 Ah yes why don't you make yourself more uncomfortable to LOOK PROFESSIONAL you CHILDISH SWINE. There's literally nothing that isn't easier and more comfy to carry in a backpack than by hand, if you can cram it into a backpack.
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Jul 19, 2019 08:58
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Technocrat posted:https://twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/status/1151821731797118977?s=19 I hate unnecessarily carrying things in my hands, and I also hate handbags that only fit on one shoulder or in your loving hand (goddamn do I hate clutch purses). Backpacks are awesome - I have a rugged one for country use and more formal ones for visits to the city. I want backpacks appropriate for wear with formal evening dress. I want all the backpacks.
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Jul 19, 2019 09:00
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If you spend any length of time carrying a briefcase or satchel bag you will be amazed at how quickly it makes your one shoulder feel like poo poo.
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Jul 19, 2019 09:04
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Technocrat posted:https://twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/status/1151821731797118977?s=19 I actually agree with this. For most cases a man bag is so much more practical.
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Jul 19, 2019 09:09
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I carry around my D&D stuff in a suitcase like a loving adult https://twitter.com/brendlewhat/status/165631372327784448?s=19 grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 09:26 on Jul 19, 2019 |
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Jul 19, 2019 09:21
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fisting by many posted:I actually agree with this. For most cases a man bag is so much more practical. Does this apply to carrying groceries home, should I put those in my briefcase too?
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Jul 19, 2019 09:30
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Judge Tesla posted:Does this apply to carrying groceries home, should I put those in my briefcase too? If you can't get a head of lettuce into your shopping briefcase, you don't deserve to call yourself a truly savvy consumer
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Jul 19, 2019 09:43
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Judge Tesla posted:Does this apply to carrying groceries home, should I put those in my briefcase too? No, you should use a reusable cloth or vinyl shopping bag for that. How do you keep stuff like milk and eggs in place in a backpack? And if anything spills, your pack is ruined.
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Jul 19, 2019 10:12
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fisting by many posted:How do you keep stuff like milk and eggs in place in a backpack? You just sit them in there and they stay basically where they're put? Where would they go? How would a different type of bag be better?
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Jul 19, 2019 10:17
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fisting by many posted:No, you should use a reusable cloth or vinyl shopping bag for that. They come in containers and boxes where I’m from. Then you put the container and the egg carton in your backpack. The milk container even has a lid.
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Jul 19, 2019 10:24
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quote:But consider that it is common for straight men to resort to gay sex when they go to jail. This is because when you remove hope and fantasies of getting your top tier choices, you can realistically gently caress anything that walks. Also for all his talk of equations, there's a lotta words but not formulas in that doc.
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Jul 19, 2019 10:28
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I look ok but my posting puts my attractiveness rating into negative numbers
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Jul 19, 2019 10:32
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Ads on public transit are social media, right? https://twitter.com/BrandonMH1/status/1151985090953646080?s=19
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Jul 19, 2019 10:59
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fisting by many posted:No, you should use a reusable cloth or vinyl shopping bag for that. Source your quotes please, this "wrongest person alive" dude could be entertaining
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Jul 19, 2019 11:05
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Backpack in the back, fannypack in the front Guaranteed to get you laid 0% of the time. But your hands will be free to masturbate so hard.
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