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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DavidLarter/status/875328467365220353

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


He was a skater boi, he said "see you later chief"

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

ElMaligno posted:

He was a skater boi, he said "see you later chief"

smell you later

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Ahahahahahaha he's going to wish he had gone overboard.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Godholio posted:

Ahahahahahaha he's going to wish he had gone overboard.

Nah. He's brokebrained. If he had a weapon he would have probably plugged himself. There's a reason they airlifted him off the ship asap for medical evaluation. If he's like a former sailor of mine, he'll be medboarded out before too long.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
drat that's some pro-tier ghosting

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
So what was his long term plan here, besides hide forever like the ship's Gollum?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





As Nero Danced posted:

So what was his long term plan

Lol

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
We have had a few broke brain person incidents since I got to my unit. Like people going psych ward during deployment, threatening suicide.

They are still all active duty sailors in our unit getting ready to deploy :)

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Couple days of suicide watch and you're back in the rotation!

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I don't know how many suicide threats you get before you are pulled and given therapy and a separation, but it isn't two!

Who am I kidding the senior NCOs would just scream at them nonstop until they separate and they wouldn't learn poo poo about resources

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Read Adm Charles Williams posted:

“I am relieved that this Sailor’s family will not be joining the ranks of Gold Star Families that have sacrificed so much for our country.”

Well, there's a couple different ways to interpret that...

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Seems like a great way to fake your own death.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dont worry guys the DoD is truly committed to the mental health of everyone in uniform

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Larry Parrish posted:

Dont worry guys the DoD is truly committed to the mental health of everyone in uniform

Hahahahaha

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Larry Parrish posted:

Dont worry guys the DoD is truly committed to the mental health of everyone in uniform

:lol:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Larry Parrish posted:

Dont worry guys the DoD is truly committed to the mental health of everyone in uniform

:eyepop:

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Larry Parrish posted:

Dont worry guys the DoD is truly committed to the mental health of everyone in uniform

They give me add meds that's mental health right?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Larry Parrish posted:

Dont worry guys the DoD is truly committed to the mental health of everyone in uniform

yah they need people to be crazy enough to enlist

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Larry Parrish posted:

Dont worry guys the DoD is truly committed to the mental health of everyone in uniform

Checks out.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
He just wanted to pull a Tom Sawyer and walk in on his own memorial service.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Today's Tom sawyer he gets high on glue, in the engine compartment he gets higher than you

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Larry Parrish posted:

Dont worry guys the DoD is truly committed to the mental health of everyone in uniform

Paging McNally

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


PathAsc posted:

Today's Tom sawyer he gets high on glue, in the engine compartment he gets higher than you
:perfect:

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

PathAsc posted:

Today's Tom sawyer he gets high on glue, in the engine compartment he gets higher than you

This is the good poo poo.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

PathAsc posted:

Today's Tom sawyer he gets high on glue, in the engine compartment he gets higher than you

:golfclap:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

PathAsc posted:

Today's Tom sawyer he gets high on glue, in the engine compartment he gets higher than you
Nice!

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

PathAsc posted:

Today's Tom sawyer he gets high on glue, in the engine compartment he gets higher than you


Noice

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Soulex posted:

Paging McNally



McNally posted:

Hahahahaha

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

new friend from school posted:

milk milk, have you heard anything back at all? I'm trying to work my other connections, but not much is materializing. Applied for a municipal payroll job that looked promising, but immediately got an email back saying I had submitted my application past deadline.

Not yet. Look for an email from my real email account though.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

I don't think they were looking for him too hard, that size crew on that size ship can turn the whole goddamn thing inside out in an afternoon

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

shovelbum posted:

I don't think they were looking for him too hard, that size crew on that size ship can turn the whole goddamn thing inside out in an afternoon

I wonder why they didn't think that was necessary? :thunk:

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I wonder why they didn't think that was necessary? :thunk:

Lol he must suck bad

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

shovelbum posted:

Lol he must suck bad

I was mostly thinking they figured he was suicidal. It's always what people don't do that's the tipoff. :smith:

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I was mostly thinking they figured he was suicidal. It's always what people don't do that's the tipoff. :smith:

Yeah but with 400 dudes or whatever it's like drat did they even miss him the whole story is dark when you think too hard about it

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Hey guys, don't gently caress other military. Especially if they're married.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/6ic456/my_last_day_in_the_usaf_was_15_june_after_16/

TLDR : dude hosed 2 staffs, busted from Master to staff because they said it was rape. Eventually kicked out, now he's airing all the dirty laundry about other people who were loving the Staffs.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

nullscan posted:

Hey guys, don't gently caress other military. Especially if they're married.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/6ic456/my_last_day_in_the_usaf_was_15_june_after_16/

TLDR : dude hosed 2 staffs, busted from Master to staff because they said it was rape. Eventually kicked out, now he's airing all the dirty laundry about other people who were loving the Staffs.

That guy sounds like a real bitch

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:dong:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
If I can't gently caress my coworkers and subordinates, nobody can!

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
100% of the people involved sound like idiots, but I guess that's expected

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