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I Was The Fury: Oct 19, 2012; Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Pawn 17 posted:

pissible

Lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:21

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I Was The Fury posted:

Lol

oops, my true feelings came out there for a sec!

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:24

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

"They'll have plans that no one has even thought about now." Donnie making promises he can't keep, for some reason the GOP bill will cause insurance companies to make themselves go broke providing amazing care at rock bottom prices.

"[Obamacare] covers very few people." (lol)

"They'll have tremendous increases this year" (re: Obamacare)

"If we repeal it now, it's a bad move because the Republicans will be blamed and people will be saying 'remember Obamacare it was so great'. But it wasn't great, it was terrible." (lol)

Some paraphrasing but Trump on how his healthcare bill will be the best, also some indications that the plan to starve and destroy Obamacare before rolling out the replacement is actually a strategy Trump is planning to use.

Don't think that's gonna go too well for him.

Also, congratulations Donnie you're the president and you've managed to find a few people in a country of hundreds of millions that were hurt by Obamacare. Probably their stories will be picked apart by the end of the next news cycle.

"Listening session" what a joke, its absurdly blatant propaganda.

Play fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Mar 13, 2017

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:27

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i like that its an insanely lovely plan that everyone hates but because trump made such a big deal of replacing obamacare he's too stupid/blinded to realise so is going all in on it

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:30

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

"faith-based share program for health care"

:lol:

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:30

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

sorry for the yahoo link but lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:32

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

lol today is the deadline for the DOJ to produce a scrap of evidence as to the obama wiretapping allegations before the WH has to formally retract the claim

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:32

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Jose posted:

i like that its an insanely lovely plan that everyone hates but because trump made such a big deal of replacing obamacare he's too stupid/blinded to realise so is going all in on it

Nah, the top 1% love it because of tax credits.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:33

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

obama wire tapped my butt lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:34

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

haljordan posted:

lmfao

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-republicans-bad-position-obamacare-235994

Ahaha. The president is the kid that tells his parents "My history teacher is out to get me for no reason at all. So if he calls you guys and says I cheated on a test he's lying and it's just cause he hates me for no reason at all, and you know I'm telling you the truth because I told you about it first".

..."Also, I bought you a copy of the new Call of Duty for mothers day. Can I borrow it sometime?"

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:34

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

thathonkey posted:

lol today is the deadline for the DOJ to produce a scrap of evidence as to the obama wiretapping allegations before the WH has to formally retract the claim

is it today or tomorrow they accidentally destroy the world by forgetting to raise the debt ceiling

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:35

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Wait, so the cross state border insurance thing isn't in this bill. What exactly do they think will actually drive insurance costs down? I missed that lol.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:36

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Arrhythmia posted:

is it today or tomorrow they accidentally destroy the world by forgetting to raise the debt ceiling

i haven't seen a single thing reported on that outside of this thread so hopefully it's today and the world will be destroyed by the time i wake up tomorrow

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:36

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Burt Sexual posted:

Wait, so the cross state border insurance thing isn't in this bill. What exactly do they think will actually drive insurance costs down? I missed that lol.

It's a simple 2 part solution

1. More money for the wealthy
2. gently caress you

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:37

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

thathonkey posted:

i haven't seen a single thing reported on that outside of this thread so hopefully it's today and the world will be destroyed by the time i wake up tomorrow

maybe ill get to sleep in for once

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:38

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Arrhythmia posted:

is it today or tomorrow they accidentally destroy the world by forgetting to raise the debt ceiling

I thought it was Thursday

Edit - Yeah, Thursday March 16th.

quote:

U.S. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin on Thursday called on Congress to raise the federal debt ceiling "at the first opportunity." and announced the first of several likely cash management measures aimed at staving off a U.S. default.

Meanwhile, U.S. Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell told Politico on Thursday the United States will not default on its debt and will raise its debt limit in some fashion.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/13/us-to-keep-aaa-rating-after-debt-ceiling-moodys.html

Knight fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Mar 13, 2017

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:39

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I can't listen to this anymore. Just a bunch of dumbasses most likely telling lies and slobbering all over Trump's dick.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:39

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Knight posted:

I thought it was Thursday

god dammit

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:41

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Knight posted:

I thought it was Thursday

Its Thursday and there were plenty of articles written about it. Just too many lols for people to pay attention to boring accounting poo poo.

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=debt+ceiling+2017&*

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:42

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

thathonkey posted:

lol today is the deadline for the DOJ to produce a scrap of evidence as to the obama wiretapping allegations before the WH has to formally retract the claim

Where did you read this? lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:43

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

front page of fake news cnn

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:04

KrolleBolle: Oct 26, 2005; Hello, Is this dog?

Play posted:

Also requesting that someone with skills does the fag dog face thing but instead of a tiny trump on the stairs just put trumps face on the dog, with the same commentary above. Keep this lol train moving choo choo

Choo choo!

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:30

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

KrolleBolle posted:

Choo choo!

lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:31

I Was The Fury: Oct 19, 2012; Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

KrolleBolle posted:

Choo choo!

LOL

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:34

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

KrolleBolle posted:

Choo choo!

I like how the filter makes the taco bowl look more like dog food. That's a happy coincidence.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:34

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

thathonkey posted:

front page of fake news cnn

I wanted to buy fakenews.com and it's super expansive :argh:

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:36

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

lmao I hope this happens everywhere Spicey goes from now on

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/03/13/sean-spicer-gets-confronted-in-apple-store-trumps-responds/

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:37

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/516382177798680576

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:39

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/516382177798680576

This but replace "haters and losers" with "former obamacare enrollees who are now dead"

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:42

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Donald Trump: the anecdotal president

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/03/13/donald-trump-the-anecdotal-president/?utm_term=.a5ce3bb25408

Decent piece, I think it would be a good idea to check out the people on the panel to see if what they said is even true. They could've been paid, and even if they weren't they essentially are being paid with a trip to Washington to see the president. Even if it is all true, it's funny that healthcare to him is as simple as a few people he found who agree with him and that Obamacare is terrible, collapsing, etc.

Our president, ladies and gentlemen. Lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:42

Scary!: Oct 22, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

KrolleBolle posted:

Choo choo!

Lmbo

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:45

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

He's doing every textbook dumbass populist dictator crap but in a style that is lol

# ? Mar 13, 2017 20:47

KrolleBolle: Oct 26, 2005; Hello, Is this dog?

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/841143952338255872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

LOL

Is that stuff about spycrowave ovens for real. Did she really say that? I stared at the url for like 2 minutes, trying to find some kind of clue that it was satire, lol.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 21:06

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

KrolleBolle posted:

LOL

Is that stuff about spycrowave ovens for real. Did she really say that? I stared at the url for like 2 minutes, trying to find some kind of clue that it was satire, lol.

100% real LOLs here bud

# ? Mar 13, 2017 21:07

red19fire: May 26, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

He's doing every textbook dumbass populist dictator crap but in a style that is lol

Here's a hearty lol for you

His gaudy, utter lack of taste is awful even compared to authoritarian dictators.

Burt Sexual posted:

Wait, so the cross state border insurance thing isn't in this bill. What exactly do they think will actually drive insurance costs down? I missed that lol.

Trump says it'll take a year or so for premiums to go down once the new bill is enacted, but they'll definitely go down, he swears. It's almost the same language he used in an investor prospectus for a casino he knew was going to go bankrupt before it opened, where he was trying to recoup his own losses before the bottom fell out. He's a human ponzi scheme.

Lol.

# ? Mar 13, 2017 21:08