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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

insulated staircase posted:

why isn't there a new presidential dog yet? are Dems obstructing??

knock it off Dems *throws tennis ball*

How quickly we forget

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Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
How many of my budgeted lol's should I prepare for tomorrow? Should I take out a loan? What's the interest rate look like right now in the lol market?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
trump is too much of a piece of poo poo human to have a dog

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

insulated staircase posted:

why isn't there a new presidential dog yet? are Dems obstructing??

knock it off Dems *throws tennis ball*

Trump has never had a dog or any pet and apparently does not understand their purpose lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
plus eric trump would just torture it to death

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Trump seems like the kind of guy who gets a dog and the dog never wants to be in the same room as him.

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

thathonkey posted:

trump is too much of a piece of poo poo human to have a dog

Precisely this. What could a dog possibly bring to Trump's life that he could find any conceivable value in.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

fyodor posted:

ALL POWER ME BIG DONALD WHEE

This except it's bannon with his hand up trump's butt making his mouth move and saying the words for him

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

thathonkey posted:

i am gonna need a comprehensive plan for reorganizing my lols soon enough cause these shits are relentless

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

thathonkey posted:

plus eric trump would just torture it to death

He's got that look.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Skypie posted:

How many of my budgeted lol's should I prepare for tomorrow? Should I take out a loan? What's the interest rate look like right now in the lol market?

LOL if you think a budget is going to stop these lols. Just raise the cap quietly.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

This except it's bannon with his hand up trump's butt making his mouth move and saying the words for him

I was trying to think up some witty way to say this earlier but yeah this

I am banking my lols for tomorrow, because I am so curious what this reorganization will entail and how much of an effect it'll have on the impeachment hearings lmao

[yes yes I know he'll probably last at least the first four but let a man have his dreams]

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I'm actually a little surprised that he hasn't knocked off an executive order that just says "Donald Trump is super cool and his code name is Razor Dragon".

cnut
May 3, 2016

Not that the lols aren't still coming but I thought I'd reach back into the mists of time (about a month ago) for this golden oldie:

https://twitter.com/readerer/status/832303185826033664

lol

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

cnut posted:

Not that the lols aren't still coming but I thought I'd reach back into the mists of time (about a month ago) for this golden oldie:

https://twitter.com/readerer/status/832303185826033664

lol

our president :patriot:

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
so clearly he hasn't read this one, but what's the betting that he got somebody other than bannon to describe its contents in small words? Or is this going to be another time where nobody noticed that the eo contained the words "bannon is now president"?

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Idea for book:

A scanner bigly

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Idea for book:

Our president doesn't read books lol.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Viruswithshoes posted:

Idea for book:

A scanner bigly

Red Badge of Failing Army.

I prefer soldiers who don't get shot.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

thathonkey posted:

trump is too much of a piece of poo poo human to have a dog

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
imagine president trump petting a dog

It would be like the scene from step brothers when they hug at the end

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
"If you wanna hide poo poo from your president, hide 'em in a book. Books are like Kryptonite to this president."

E: Trump book

The Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue.

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Mar 13, 2017

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/11/politics/man-breeches-white-house/

quote:

Trump said Saturday that the suspect was disturbed, calling the situation "sad".

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Tran's rights protestor breaches White House grounds

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

I can't decide which of the three makes me lol more:

1. that our instruments of diplomacy are being dismantled while the military leadership is going "please stop you're going to get us all killed"
2. the secretary of state is an oil tycoon and blatant russian puppet
3. that trump is just having his son in law be de facto secretary of state

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
trick question, the biggest lol is that trump is president haha lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/841143952338255872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Mar 13, 2017

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!


CNN posted:

After the incident, the White House was placed under security condition "orange," one of the highest levels of security for the Secret Service, an agency source said.

the lols write themselves

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Silhouette posted:

the lols write themselves

lolled irl

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
a dog gives its owner absolute, unconditional adoration so you would think trump would be a total dog person considering how much he apparently needs to feel like he's the boss and everyone looks up to him

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Hammerite posted:

a dog gives its owner absolute, unconditional adoration so you would think trump would be a total dog person considering how much he apparently needs to feel like he's the boss and everyone looks up to him

trump calls everyone dogs all the time its his main insult

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Hammerite posted:

a dog gives its owner absolute, unconditional adoration so you would think trump would be a total dog person considering how much he apparently needs to feel like he's the boss and everyone looks up to him

dogs also need attention and care. if trump got a dog it would quickly become the dog of whatever staff member took care of it.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

dogs also need attention and care. if trump got a dog it would quickly become the dog of whatever staff member took care of it.

he'd probably give it to huckabee

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jose posted:

he'd probably give it to huckabee

give? nah. trump doesn't believe in giving anyone anything.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Trump has a dog. Melania.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

im positively vibrarting when is the eo tweet?!?!?

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Silhouette posted:

the lols write themselves

Powerful n sexy lols are eminating from my body.

Flesh Croissant
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Trump has a dog. Melania.

Eastern european women: the dogs of the wealthy.


Trump needs a catte. Would solve his popularity issue with goons in one fell swoop :3:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


He's being spied on from microwave ovens, custom kitchens, and delivery. He's got to move these refrigerators, he's gotta move these color TVs.

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Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Trump has a dog. Melania.

if you look closely you can see the emptiness behind her eyes. no happy dog!

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