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insulated staircase posted:why isn't there a new presidential dog yet? are Dems obstructing?? How quickly we forget
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 05:55 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:25 |
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How many of my budgeted lol's should I prepare for tomorrow? Should I take out a loan? What's the interest rate look like right now in the lol market?
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 05:55 |
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trump is too much of a piece of poo poo human to have a dog
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 05:56 |
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insulated staircase posted:why isn't there a new presidential dog yet? are Dems obstructing?? Trump has never had a dog or any pet and apparently does not understand their purpose lol
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 05:57 |
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plus eric trump would just torture it to death
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 06:02 |
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Trump seems like the kind of guy who gets a dog and the dog never wants to be in the same room as him.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 06:08 |
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thathonkey posted:trump is too much of a piece of poo poo human to have a dog Precisely this. What could a dog possibly bring to Trump's life that he could find any conceivable value in.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 06:09 |
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fyodor posted:ALL POWER ME BIG DONALD WHEE This except it's bannon with his hand up trump's butt making his mouth move and saying the words for him
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 06:16 |
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thathonkey posted:i am gonna need a comprehensive plan for reorganizing my lols soon enough cause these shits are relentless
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 06:17 |
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thathonkey posted:plus eric trump would just torture it to death He's got that look.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 07:12 |
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Skypie posted:How many of my budgeted lol's should I prepare for tomorrow? Should I take out a loan? What's the interest rate look like right now in the lol market? LOL if you think a budget is going to stop these lols. Just raise the cap quietly.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 07:23 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:This except it's bannon with his hand up trump's butt making his mouth move and saying the words for him I was trying to think up some witty way to say this earlier but yeah this I am banking my lols for tomorrow, because I am so curious what this reorganization will entail and how much of an effect it'll have on the impeachment hearings lmao [yes yes I know he'll probably last at least the first four but let a man have his dreams]
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 07:48 |
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I'm actually a little surprised that he hasn't knocked off an executive order that just says "Donald Trump is super cool and his code name is Razor Dragon".
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 08:19 |
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Not that the lols aren't still coming but I thought I'd reach back into the mists of time (about a month ago) for this golden oldie: https://twitter.com/readerer/status/832303185826033664 lol
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 08:35 |
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cnut posted:Not that the lols aren't still coming but I thought I'd reach back into the mists of time (about a month ago) for this golden oldie: our president
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 08:53 |
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so clearly he hasn't read this one, but what's the betting that he got somebody other than bannon to describe its contents in small words? Or is this going to be another time where nobody noticed that the eo contained the words "bannon is now president"?
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 09:03 |
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Idea for book: A scanner bigly
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 09:06 |
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Idea for book: Our president doesn't read books lol.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 09:08 |
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Viruswithshoes posted:Idea for book: Red Badge of Failing Army. I prefer soldiers who don't get shot.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 09:23 |
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thathonkey posted:trump is too much of a piece of poo poo human to have a dog
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 09:24 |
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imagine president trump petting a dog It would be like the scene from step brothers when they hug at the end
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 09:51 |
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"If you wanna hide poo poo from your president, hide 'em in a book. Books are like Kryptonite to this president." E: Trump book The Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/11/politics/man-breeches-white-house/quote:Trump said Saturday that the suspect was disturbed, calling the situation "sad".
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:02 |
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Tran's rights protestor breaches White House grounds
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:11 |
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Flesh Forge posted:That's pretty much already done lol I can't decide which of the three makes me lol more: 1. that our instruments of diplomacy are being dismantled while the military leadership is going "please stop you're going to get us all killed" 2. the secretary of state is an oil tycoon and blatant russian puppet 3. that trump is just having his son in law be de facto secretary of state
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:27 |
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trick question, the biggest lol is that trump is president haha lmao
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:27 |
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https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/841143952338255872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Jose fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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CNN posted:After the incident, the White House was placed under security condition "orange," one of the highest levels of security for the Secret Service, an agency source said. the lols write themselves
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 11:25 |
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Silhouette posted:the lols write themselves lolled irl
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 11:48 |
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a dog gives its owner absolute, unconditional adoration so you would think trump would be a total dog person considering how much he apparently needs to feel like he's the boss and everyone looks up to him
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 11:57 |
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Hammerite posted:a dog gives its owner absolute, unconditional adoration so you would think trump would be a total dog person considering how much he apparently needs to feel like he's the boss and everyone looks up to him trump calls everyone dogs all the time its his main insult
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 11:59 |
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Hammerite posted:a dog gives its owner absolute, unconditional adoration so you would think trump would be a total dog person considering how much he apparently needs to feel like he's the boss and everyone looks up to him dogs also need attention and care. if trump got a dog it would quickly become the dog of whatever staff member took care of it.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 12:01 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:dogs also need attention and care. if trump got a dog it would quickly become the dog of whatever staff member took care of it. he'd probably give it to huckabee
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 12:03 |
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Jose posted:he'd probably give it to huckabee give? nah. trump doesn't believe in giving anyone anything.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 12:06 |
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Trump has a dog. Melania.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 12:17 |
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im positively vibrarting when is the eo tweet?!?!?
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 12:18 |
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Silhouette posted:the lols write themselves Powerful n sexy lols are eminating from my body.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 12:20 |
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RestingB1tchFace posted:Trump has a dog. Melania. Eastern european women: the dogs of the wealthy. Trump needs a catte. Would solve his popularity issue with goons in one fell swoop
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 12:34 |
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He's being spied on from microwave ovens, custom kitchens, and delivery. He's got to move these refrigerators, he's gotta move these color TVs.
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RestingB1tchFace posted:Trump has a dog. Melania. if you look closely you can see the emptiness behind her eyes. no happy dog!
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