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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Tuxedo Ted posted:

In my heart, there is room for only one lovely fmv game.



The family computer's spacebark got busted so fast back in the day.

https://youtu.be/64dxS_kz9a0

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Gazaar
Mar 23, 2005

.txt
I played SO much Megarace as a kid, I love me some Lance Boyle.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Gripen5 posted:

I did too. Think it was only 1 of about 4 games for that thing.

Very close. There were 165 released in the US, 209 total.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Really sad the ones crossing over water didn't turn into taco boats.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/bqDDFsp.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/HiyePo9.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/IoXUtiW.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

Oh hey, it's the guy from Top Secret.



:downs:

I just realized that's Grand Moff Tarkin. The Grandest of moffs.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I can't wait.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://i.imgur.com/nDH6dri.gifv

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Repo Man posted:




"Your call sign...IS DOGMEAT!"

Game owned for 10 year old me. I got so good at it, I beat it like 10 times or so. It had that one actor dude as the villain and whenever i see him in other movies, hes always thr villain from Sewer Shark. He played the fat cop that gives Mclain the parking ticket in Die Hard 2. Beach bum:)

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


:barf:

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

I was honestly expecting Dickbutt.

ThatSlacker
May 25, 2004

Buckets posted:

I was honestly expecting Dickbutt.

Instead there's an instant heart attack. I'm reasonably sure that thing could kill you from fifty paces.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Ditch the syrup and the american "cheese" and I'd eat that. Doesn't seem any worse than usual greasy tier breakfast food.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
All greasy tier breakfast food is bad

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Yeah but its the only breakfast food when you're hungover.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Buckets posted:

I was honestly expecting Dickbutt.

Same, instead I was just tricked into watching one of those stupid loving Tasty videos.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Zzulu posted:

All greasy tier breakfast food is bad

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
If you can't hold it in your hand and take a reasonable bite without the whole thing falling apart, that burger and all others like it can gently caress right off.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑



A local burger place has this minus the tater waffle - they call it the Yukon burger - and it's loving delicious. I usually can't stand gross goony food.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Obesity epidemic.gif

Seriously, if you look at that at get hungry, get help instead.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
it's literally just a bacon and egg burger you fucks

The Missing Link
Aug 13, 2008

Should do fine against cats.
On a regular bun, with or without the syrup (your call), and it would be all right.

Forti
May 5, 2009

Here we see the rarest posts: goons who hate food

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

BANME.sh posted:

If you can't hold it in your hand and take a reasonable bite without the whole thing falling apart, that burger and all others like it can gently caress right off.

I had a great idea the other week. You know how when you take a bite of a burger+cheese in a bun, and you end up biting more from the bottom than the top or the whole thing starts sliding apart with each bite?

Each bite, flip the whole thing over! Now it'll be even! :derp:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

FAROOQ posted:

it's literally just a bacon and egg burger you fucks

No it's a beef patty, bacon and eggs surrounded with crumbly hash browns, and you have to eat it with a knife and fork.

You're not supposed to eat a burg' with a loving fork :colbert:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Ak Gara posted:

I had a great idea the other week. You know how when you take a bite of a burger+cheese in a bun, and you end up biting more from the bottom than the top or the whole thing starts sliding apart with each bite?

Each bite, flip the whole thing over! Now it'll be even! :derp:

I think something's wrong with your jaw.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I eat my burgers with a knife and fork because I'm not a animal. Do you make growling bite noises as you put your whole face on the thing you're eating? Why bother using hands, gently caress it

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Elsa posted:

I eat my burgers with a knife and fork because I'm not a animal. Do you make growling bite noises as you put your whole face on the thing you're eating? Why bother using hands, gently caress it

This but with your mom.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I shoot my food with my ar-15 rifle and catch the flying bits in my mouth

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Ak Gara posted:

I had a great idea the other week. You know how when you take a bite of a burger+cheese in a bun, and you end up biting more from the bottom than the top or the whole thing starts sliding apart with each bite?

Each bite, flip the whole thing over! Now it'll be even! :derp:

Welcome to the lifehack thread!

That syrup though, how does that do in terms of calories, as compared to a full load of ketchup and ranch and sriracha and all that goop?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Zzulu posted:

I shoot my food with my ar-15 rifle and catch the flying bits in my mouth

I use a shotgun cause its EZ-mode, much smaller bites!

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I use a shotgun cause its EZ-mode, much smaller bites!

Same, but I use salt shot so I can season my food at the same time

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Elsa posted:

I eat my burgers with a knife and fork because I'm not a animal. Do you make growling bite noises as you put your whole face on the thing you're eating? Why bother using hands, gently caress it

Yes, in fact, I do. It isn't a proper meal until the neighbors complain about the noise.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
okay yeah. actually I bring my face down to the burger and lick out the cheese for practice.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Elsa posted:

I eat my burgers with a knife and fork because I'm not a animal. Do you make growling bite noises as you put your whole face on the thing you're eating? Why bother using hands, gently caress it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB-H6f3crY

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011




supposedly the source is a korean movie called "the chaser"

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Butt Ox posted:

Same, but I use salt shot so I can season my food at the same time

Why not do one better?

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Elsa posted:

I eat my burgers with a knife and fork because I'm not a animal. Do you make growling bite noises as you put your whole face on the thing you're eating? Why bother using hands, gently caress it

You stupid sonofabitch. Do you even know why the hamburger was invented?











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