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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1727878155002597747?t=mVgefZKPG3KUIZEk2uXluA&s=19 Is this Delta Green or a Call of Cthulhu thing? If the FBI is gunning down the otherworldly monsters here to eat our skin I'm all for it, frankly.
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Nov 24, 2023 15:43
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Also the US flag on his shoulder is backwards.
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Nov 24, 2023 15:46
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BioEnchanted posted:Also the US flag on his shoulder is backwards. That's a thing with uniforms, the right arm is backwards so it appears swept back.
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Nov 24, 2023 15:49
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It does, however, have the wrong number of stripes.
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Panfilo posted:This is how some people chose to spend their Thanksgiving. I'm guessing he wrote this after he got kicked out of his aunts house for calling his gay cousin a cuck or something. lotta good usernames in there ngl.
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mods please change my username to balls deep inside of the average The Office tier Target furniture core marketing degree craft brewery barcade social circle via the barren womb of an anxiety medicated birth control ex-girlfriend’s friend group
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Nov 24, 2023 16:08
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Imagining a scratchy recording of this rant played over the beginning of a godspeed you! black emperor album.
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Nov 24, 2023 16:12
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Boy I'm glad this naked misogyny is a fringe thing that doesn't have a lot of traction in modern culture, now to look at the Likes count while sipping my coffee. 16k. Depressing. But what do I know I'm all hopped up on birth control and ssris.
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Wait, are barcades now a "woke/cuck" thing?  Baron von Eevl posted:Imagining a scratchy recording of this rant played over the beginning of a godspeed you! black emperor album. I was more thinking of swapping it out for the Manson rant at the start of "Beware" by Death Grips.  Speaking of, this fits with this current topic, as well as thread-favorite Adin Ross, AND fascism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarSqeLsu6Q
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Read After Burning posted:Wait, are barcades now a "woke/cuck" thing? I think that’s more about being basic/a normie than woke. But also is like ten years behind the times on what constitutes basic.
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Panfilo posted:This is how some people chose to spend their Thanksgiving. I'm guessing he wrote this after he got kicked out of his aunts house for calling his gay cousin a cuck or something.  My eyes glazed over as i realized i was understanding nothing of what this chucklefuck was trying to say in that wall of text.
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I'm reminded of the wrestling thread where a common theme is old wrestlers complaining that young wrestlers are just working out and playing video games and not getting into ridiculous drug fuelled locker room beefs on a daily basis like they did.taiyoko posted:My eyes glazed over as i realized i was understanding nothing of what this chucklefuck was trying to say in that wall of text. He's mad that people aren't acting like a soap opera all the time irl.
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Panfilo posted:This is how some people chose to spend their Thanksgiving. I'm guessing he wrote this after he got kicked out of his aunts house for calling his gay cousin a cuck or something. Fascist weirdos now having to invent a whole new esoteric belief system to explain the fact that dorky 20-somethings have grown older and become dorky 30-somethings. This is literally just "NORMIES REEEEEE", again. Clerical Terrors has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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It only gets better, apparently he's an NFT bro too.
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Clerical Terrors posted:It only gets better, apparently he's an NFT bro too. ISOM: my posts could get girls
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Byzantine posted:ISOM: my posts could get girls
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"My posts could get girls"....to get a restraining order against me, amiright?
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Madkal posted:"My posts could get girls"....to get a restraining order against me, amiright? millennial.humor/boom.roasted.gif
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quote:discard this entire post as some wackadoodle rant from a bitter incel or whatever, live your life and be happy I always wait for permission to say something is dumb as gently caress so thanks to the incel guy for giving it Anyway I'd say he needs meds and therapy before the inevitable mass shooting at target happens but that's what the blood drinking child cannibal lizards would say so I don't think he'd listen to me.
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His gripe seems to be that Millennials are dead inside (technically true) and just going through the motions so when they are having a good time they are actually secretly miserable and too stubborn to admit it. Women having gay friends emasculates men... Somehow? And eating birth control pills and SSRIs like a bag of skittles leads to self imposed anxiety and misery. Also don't wear spandex as the chemicals in the fabric will leach into your vagina and turn into super bacteria? Probsbly turn your hair blue and sprout nose rings too I guess.
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Panfilo posted:This is how some people chose to spend their Thanksgiving. I'm guessing he wrote this after he got kicked out of his aunts house for calling his gay cousin a cuck or something. I don't understand this person. I think that party looks like a fun thing to do, but even if I didn't, who gives a gently caress if other people want to go to Tom Hanks themed parties? What harm does it do?
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Scientastic posted:I don't understand this person. I think that party looks like a fun thing to do, but even if I didn't, who gives a gently caress if other people want to go to Tom Hanks themed parties? What harm does it do? You're only allowed to exist in ways that I approve, just like it is with every reactionary.
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Panfilo posted:This is how some people chose to spend their Thanksgiving. I'm guessing he wrote this after he got kicked out of his aunts house for calling his gay cousin a cuck or something. This is incel beatnik poetry. Turn down the lights and put on a MAGA beret.
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tokin opposition posted:I always wait for permission to say something is dumb as gently caress so thanks to the incel guy for giving it He thinks seed oils and SSRIs are causing the problems you describe. Because fifty years ago people weren't spending Thanksgiving impersonating a movie celebrity while playing a party game together. They were too busy feeling self actualized with their nuclear families. There's a subatomic particle of truth to his rants that he takes to an insane reactionary conclusion. People spend 'Friendsgiving' because society is progressively more atomized and the alienating forces of capitalism force us to seek out support networks outside of our nuclear family. People act zany monkeycheese antics because there's a constant craving to abandon the traditional and seek out the novel, but many people mistake a hobby for a personality (plenty of goons have observed this). Sometimes people get dragged into cringy social events but just go with the flow for the sake of decorum. But ffs let people enjoy things. He comes off as this bitter ex boyfriend Facebook stalking his ex girlfriend who spend Thanksgiving with her improv comedy friends that he never fit in with.
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Panfilo posted:This is how some people chose to spend their Thanksgiving. I'm guessing he wrote this after he got kicked out of his aunts house for calling his gay cousin a cuck or something. Idiots on Social Media: flaccid asexual emptiness Also what the actual gently caress is wrong with this rear end in a top hat mycot posted:Mfer thinks he's the Narrator from Fight Club This infuriates me because Fight Club was absolutely calling these people dumbshits, just too subtly for them to realize it Agents are GO! has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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Agents are GO! posted:Idiots on Social Media: flaccid asexual emptiness QAnon, mostly
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Agents are GO! posted:Idiots on Social Media: flaccid asexual emptiness Well, that guy is clearly one of if not the smartest people to walk the earth. Maybe ever.
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Read After Burning posted:Me, arriving at a casino: "Point me to your high-roller Go Fish table, sir." I'd go
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when you are a good person on the internet https://twitter.com/KabbVillage/status/1727969299950653763
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Flesh Forge posted:when you are a good person on the internet I only know of one other group who argues that 15-16 years olds aren't children, and they're not a group you want nodding along with you.
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Love it when someone's so in their own rear end that the inside of their rear end effectively becomes their outside, like a klein bottle or some topological bullshit in that vein
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quote:C: Closeted or uncloseted homosexuals who may have been MKULTRA’d into a sodomite lifestyle from living the real life equivalent of a sparkling water commercial diverse friend group for over decade I'm still confused by this. Is he saying all gays are fake? That gay dudes only occur when the friend group is requires them? Do gay guys only happen because the noosphere decrees that there must be a "Gay" in Friendgroup #476623-N? Also, peeved that this chucklefuck lumps together office and service industry people. Like, I know it's a "thing" to move service into the "elites (hiss)," but that doesn't mean I gotta just accept it.
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Panfilo posted:Also don't wear spandex as the chemicals in the fabric will leach into your vagina and turn into super bacteria? Probsbly turn your hair blue and sprout nose rings too I guess. Eh, I was taught there's a grain of truth to this, in that a sweaty vagina/labia (aka post-workout) hanging around in tight-fitting pants can lead to yeast infections, etc. as it traps all that moisture and throws off your pH balance...same reason you shouldn't wear your wet bikini bottoms all day. Let your coochie dry off and breathe! My guess is that the dude doesn't care about that and is just angry at seeing nice butts in yoga pants. I lost it at the "Pick which hand" guy looking so goddamn serious. 
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Goddammit it I deleted my joke about every social media website reinventing Tumblr Cannibalism Discourse because I thought it was offtopic, it wasn't an jynx! https://x.com/Asheroth161/status/1727736714834141408?s=20 mycot has a new favorite as of 19:40 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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teen witch posted:Millennials: [cobble together to have a nice holiday despite it all] Dude knows that millenials are like late 30s/early 40s now right? My ex is a millenial and shes like 41 lol.
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Read After Burning posted:I lost it at the "Pick which hand" guy looking so goddamn serious. Aa a former casino worker, I can attest that the dealer was absolutely fantasizing about murdering him.
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