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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


I love how they put him in the MAGA hat up front so you know not to feel sorry for him

Man who just got 1.5 million dollars posted:

We’re getting taxed to death here. I can’t afford it.

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Uh, but I was led to believe it was those dumb libs that were lazy moochers that blew their money on stupid poo poo?

I can't believe a MAGA would do such a thing

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

$1m invested in the stock market with a modest 4% growth would allow him to withdrawal $40k/yr forever and live comfortably in whatever part of California he can buy a house for $250k.

Instead he bought a Hellcat and is complaining about $10k in takes

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


50 YEARS AGO WHEN INFLATION WAS 7X LOWER AND THERE WAS A 90% TAX RATE ON THE WEALTHIEST 10%, I WOULD HAVE BEEN RICH! :bahgawd:

Anyway that's not modern-day California in a nutshell, this is:

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.
Honestly it probably would make sense to move to a lower tax state before selling that thing though, especially if you're unemployed.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


I'm just glad his state taxes will most likely go towards other struggling people.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Cicero posted:

Honestly it probably would make sense to move to a lower tax state before selling that thing though, especially if you're unemployed.

Could he have afforded to move?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
WHADDYA MEAN I DON'T GET MY DISABILICARE NO MORE? WHAT IS THIS COMMUNIST RUSSIA?

:speeds away in lovely 'muscle car':

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Other people should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stumble stupidly and accidentally upon priceless family heirlooms

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

FCKGW posted:

$1m invested in the stock market with a modest 4% growth would allow him to withdrawal $40k/yr forever and live comfortably in whatever part of California he can buy a house for $250k.

Instead he bought a Hellcat and is complaining about $10k in takes

Most people are shockingly financially illiterate. It's a problem.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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FilthyImp posted:

WHADDYA MEAN I DON'T GET MY DISABILICARE NO MORE? WHAT IS THIS COMMUNIST RUSSIA?

:speeds away in lovely 'muscle car':

I really do think this is the silver lining: him losing his disability because he makes too much.

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



FCKGW posted:

Here’s a list of all the laws going into effect across California on Monday

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-pol-ca-new-2018-laws/

Can’t deny kids school lunches if they have past due bills :unsmith:

I'm actually pleasantly surprised by this list. There are a couple poo poo laws that snuck in there:

quote:

Anyone who “willfully recorded a video” of a violent attack that was streamed on a site such as Facebook could receive additional punishment in a California court of law.
You can’t smoke or consume marijuana in any way while driving or riding in a car on California roadways.
You can be fined $20 for not wearing a seatbelt on a commercial bus. Drivers will tell you to buckle up.
Drivers for ride hail companies like Lyft and Uber can be cited for driving under the influence if they have a blood-alcohol content of .04%, the same as other commercial drivers.
Most of these have some good ideas behind them but look like the kind of thing that cops and DA's will abuse. Also nobody wears seatbelts on busses, ever.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't think there are seatbelts in Fresno's buses. They'll have to add them. Or does "commercial bus" have a specific meaning, like Greyhound buses?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
For the busses, I assume they mean the charter bus style busses that take grandma to the Indian Bingo casino or trip around foreign tour groups, not like metro busses.

Skyscraper posted:

I'm actually pleasantly surprised by this list. There are a couple poo poo laws that snuck in there:
The consumption by passengers thing just seems like it's anticipating a loophole (as it applies to alcohol already).

Why is the Lyft/Uber intoxication one bad?

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



FilthyImp posted:

The consumption by passengers thing just seems like it's anticipating a loophole (as it applies to alcohol already).

Why is the Lyft/Uber intoxication one bad?

Commercial drivers (correct me if I'm wrong) have their BAC limit lowered even when they're not driving commercially. Lyft/Uber drivers don't maintain steady employment, being that they're not technically employed, etc, etc so I suspect this'll be used by the criminal justice apparatus to permanently lower someone's BAC if they've ever driven for Lyft or Uber in the past.

FilthyImp posted:

For the busses, I assume they mean the charter bus style busses that take grandma to the Indian Bingo casino or trip around foreign tour groups, not like metro busses.
Oh, are those less safe?

Skyscraper fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jan 2, 2018

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

FilthyImp posted:

For the busses, I assume they mean the charter bus style busses that take grandma to the Indian Bingo casino or trip around foreign tour groups, not like metro busses.
There have been some high-profile charter bus accidents with lots of deaths and injuries recently; I assume this is a reaction to that.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Most of the deaths from charter bus crashes are from people getting thrown down the cabin or crushed.

City busses usually aren’t going that fast.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Yeah, those charter bus crashes usually occur on winding mountain roads (heading for an Indian casino or some church retreat) and involve tumbling down a hillside. A completely different kettle of fish from Bus 522 slowly rumbling between stops every two blocks in the mid-city. Making the former install (and use) seat belts seems entirely reasonable.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Not only that, but charter bus companies are often sketchy fly-by-night businesses that have considerably worse maintenance and training for their drivers. Many of them are a business that literally consists of just a single bus, and when some incident happens they just change the company name and proceed on as normal.

Even express buses that zoom along the freeways, like the Highway 17 express, Dumbarton Express or local express routes use buses that don't have seatbelts. A lot of it has to do with oversight, maintenance, and training.

However I won't be surprised if some charter bus promptly bursts into flame due to horrendous maintenance, and a bunch of people are horribly burned to death because they were tangled up in seatbelts and couldn't evacuate in time.

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



FMguru posted:

Yeah, those charter bus crashes usually occur on winding mountain roads (heading for an Indian casino or some church retreat) and involve tumbling down a hillside. A completely different kettle of fish from Bus 522 slowly rumbling between stops every two blocks in the mid-city. Making the former install (and use) seat belts seems entirely reasonable.

Ah, yeah, that makes sense.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

That’s exactly the reason people give for not wearing seatbelts in normal cars. It’s bullshit.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Skyscraper posted:

Commercial drivers (correct me if I'm wrong) have their BAC limit lowered even when they're not driving commercially. Lyft/Uber drivers don't maintain steady employment, being that they're not technically employed, etc, etc so I suspect this'll be used by the criminal justice apparatus to permanently lower someone's BAC if they've ever driven for Lyft or Uber in the past.

Oh, are those less safe?

They go faster than 12 mph city buses so yea

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Skyscraper posted:

Commercial drivers (correct me if I'm wrong) have their BAC limit lowered even when they're not driving commercially. Lyft/Uber drivers don't maintain steady employment
Yeah, sounds to me like they want to prevent an instance of "I just got done with some drinks, an hour ago, time to Uber around".
Using it as a way to perma-lower someone sounds like a court case waiting to happen.

quote:

Oh, are those less safe?
:laffo:
Oh that's precious.

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



FilthyImp posted:

Yeah, sounds to me like they want to prevent an instance of "I just got done with some drinks, an hour ago, time to Uber around".
Using it as a way to perma-lower someone sounds like a court case waiting to happen.
Oh, that old chestnut. Good thing the courts always look towards the spirit of the law, and never take it as-written to gently caress over the oh wait

FilthyImp posted:

:laffo:
Oh that's precious.
Ha ha, got me! I don't actually know my large passenger vehicle crash injury statistics, which I guess is enough to qualify as "precious" if you're a patronizing rear end in a top hat.

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Now that the cops have lost weed as a reason for arresting minorities, they will need a new mechanism. Since the gig economy preys on lower economic classes (which are enriched for minorities) this is a good way to continue criminalizing blackness.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

CassandraSupreme posted:

Now that the cops have lost weed as a reason for arresting minorities, they will need a new mechanism. Since the gig economy preys on lower economic classes (which are enriched for minorities) this is a good way to continue criminalizing blackness.

They can still arrest them for weed. What's stopping a cop from pulling over a black person, telling them 'I smell weed' and giving them a field sobriety test they conveniently fail, Refusing to let anyone else drive the car home and ultimately impounding it?

I bet car insurance companies will get in on it too, in order to jack up premiums on weed smokers claiming they are a higher risk.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Oh boy, I'm looking forward to these totally objective field sobriety tests. I don't partake but the cops that pulled me aside last time I went through a DUI check point a year or two ago seemed to think so. Before they sent me on my way they told me to make sure I get a '420 card'.

I can imagine it could have gone much worse if I didn't look like them.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Skyscraper posted:

Ha ha, got me! I don't actually know my large passenger vehicle crash injury statistics, which I guess is enough to qualify as "precious" if you're a patronizing rear end in a top hat.
Friend, I think you need to take advantage of our newly decriminalized :420: and chill with some :2bong:

Maybe in the process you could Google up some comparison pictures of charter busses and commuter/metro transit busses and see why the law might benefit a vehicle with forward-facing seats that are usually riding higher than your average pickup truck. :bahgawd:

Though, from a devil's advocate position, I could see how some might take this as a Classic Californian legal overreach seeing as how it's such a small thing to be concerned about.

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



FilthyImp posted:

Though, from a devil's advocate position, I could see how some might take this as a Classic Californian legal overreach seeing as how it's such a small thing to be concerned about.
Or some might not have been familiar with accident statistics until they asked, and good posters like FCKGW, FMGuru, and Bumming Your Scene filled them in. Yeah, it might be that.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Skyscraper posted:

Or some might not have been familiar with accident statistics until they asked, and good posters like FCKGW, FMGuru, and Bumming Your Scene filled them in. Yeah, it might be that.
Nah, I was commenting from a non-Californian position. Hearing it as an aside before the end of the local news would definitely make it seem like a Dumb California Liberal thing to legislate.

G'head and take it personally though. It's really adorbs :3:

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



FilthyImp posted:

G'head and take it personally though. It's really adorbs :3:
Oh hey it's the evergreen U MAD BRO

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I know on the East Coast some of the Asian buses had major issues with compliance. I know I was on one that got pulled over for dangerous driving and it turned out that not only did the driver not have a commercial license, he didn't have any legal US drivers license.

I imagine many of the casino buses suffer from similar issues.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


FilthyImp posted:

Nah, I was commenting from a non-Californian position. Hearing it as an aside before the end of the local news would definitely make it seem like a Dumb California Liberal thing to legislate.

G'head and take it personally though. It's really adorbs :3:

You're being an rear end in a top hat and I'm not sure you actually comprehended anything they wrote

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Cup Runneth Over posted:

You're being an rear end in a top hat and I'm not sure you actually comprehended anything they wrote

California's education system strikes again

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

FilthyImp posted:

For the busses, I assume they mean the charter bus style busses that take grandma to the Indian Bingo casino or trip around foreign tour groups, not like metro busses.

This San Jose crash is part of the inspiration for the seatbelt enforcement on busses, which includes Greyhound as well as the casino shuttles:

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/03/28/san-jose-ntsb-blames-fatal-2016-greyhound-bus-crash-on-inadequate-road-markings/

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


FilthyImp posted:

G'head and take it personally though. It's really adorbs :3:

Their ignorance was fixed when they got the answer to their question, but looks like you won't be so lucky.

Hawkperson
Jun 20, 2003

Grand Prize Winner posted:

California's education system strikes again

What the gently caress

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Grand Prize Winner posted:

California's education system strikes again

You're the grand prize winner of this conversation

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Hawkgirl posted:

What the gently caress
the diss was intended to land on filthyimp but I reckon I hosed it up,


something something layers of irony so i win at this poo poo somehow

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


This will never, ever pass the Leg, but wow.

quote:

A dramatic increase in new housing near transit stations could be on its way across California under new legislation proposed by a Bay Area legislator.

Subject to some limitations, the measure would eliminate restrictions on the number of houses allowed to be built within a half-mile of train, light-rail, major bus routes and other transit stations, and block cities from imposing parking requirements. Sen. Scott Wiener (D-San Francisco), the bill’s author, said the state needs the housing to address affordability problems, maximize recent multi-billion-dollar transit investments and help the state meet its climate change goals.

“We have a severe housing shortage and part of the problem is that core areas with transit access don’t allow much housing,” Wiener said. “That creates sprawl, huge commutes and it’s not sustainable.”
If you listen carefully, you can hear the screaming of every single town on the Peninsula, as well as all of San Francisco, Oakland, and Berkeley. Even if they cut this back to train and light-rail stations only, the Atherton weekend-only Caltrain station is going to vanish so loving fast.

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