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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Data Graham posted:

Yeah that part is great. Like as if the people jerking off over this stuff wouldn't dissolve into a puddle if they couldn't get their tendies or spend min 10 hours daily gaming. You really want to live in a cabin in the mountains and hunt elk? Really?

Anyone with the means and capability (and desire) to do that is probably already doing that. Everyone else is just a RETVRN larper

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
What's with the basket of mutant puppies in the lower left?

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Those are actually guinea pigs that are being farmed for their meat.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Those are actually guinea pigs that are being farmed for their meat.

I hear it's succulent

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
A succulent Peruvian meal.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



This is democracy manifest, gentlemen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Skios posted:

~edit: already removed. Grabbed a screenshot.



People were mostly dunking on the pterodactyls in the background.

Forget the background, why is she feeding her baby a wadded-up paper towel?

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
That's just the bottle she dislodged from her breast

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m the basket of capybara.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
CS Lewis died from jerking off in a thunderstorm because they didn't know you could die from that back then.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Hell, I didn't know he had it in him

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1732830375167005083

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Push El Burrito posted:

CS Lewis died from jerking off in a thunderstorm because they didn't know you could die from that back then.

Ben Franlkin's key kite had one end wrapped around his dick.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

What lists?

What TERFY themes?

Why would Eggman care? Isn’t he allied with TERFS?


In short, Jesse, what the gently caress are you talking about?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
This is around the time film critics start releasing their "best of the year" lists, the rest of it I have no idea what he's talking about?

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Platystemon posted:

What lists?

What TERFY themes?

Why would Eggman care? Isn’t he allied with TERFS?


In short, Jesse, what the gently caress are you talking about?

By his way of thinking libs and leftists are just scolds who like yelling at everyone and everything for breaking their made up rules. So why aren't they making up things to be mad about with one of the most popular movies of the year?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Air Skwirl posted:

This is around the time film critics start releasing their "best of the year" lists, the rest of it I have no idea what he's talking about?

He probably read someone else's take on the scene where Barbie visits an OBGYN after she's in the real world.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
"It's all so tiresome" I sigh, unsheathing my skull calipers
https://twitter.com/wanyeburkett/status/1732780476627304663?t=vTsd1nu4L-toRMh8K7TpaA&s=19

Man I swear this dude just does searches on IQ on Twitter and chimes in every time someone has something disparaging to say lol

https://twitter.com/eyeslasho/status/1732803242159939885?t=nfwFeopKVo-IBy5egk30_w&s=19

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

Matty's transformation into a conehead is taking a toll on his mind I see.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

IQ is, I think, largely heritable, but in the same sense that, and because that, "being rich" is largely heritable :v:

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

lol speaking for all trans and nonbinary people, we loved the barbie movie. this is a great example of an idiot.

also it's been said but monetizing engagement has destroyed the Internet

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Lazy_Liberal posted:

lol speaking for all trans and nonbinary people, we loved the barbie movie. this is a great example of an idiot.

also it's been said but monetizing engagement has destroyed the Internet

Yeah there's a lot to the movie that was queer coded and despite some of the limits of the framework a licensed major hollywood movie about a toy is gonna have, it's a good movie with decent politics. The best part is just how incredibly mad it made the worst people.
Really at this point that's the most I can hope for from anything.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
The nice lady at the shoe store said my IQ was 9.5 and I have no reason to doubt an expert.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Desert Bus posted:

The nice lady at the shoe store said my IQ was 9.5 and I have no reason to doubt an expert.

Shoe size is strongly positively correlated with intelligence, as measured by standardized tests.

Younger children have smaller feet.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Desert Bus posted:

The nice lady at the shoe store said my IQ was 9.5 and I have no reason to doubt an expert.

She clearly read your posts

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Coolness Averted posted:

He probably read someone else's take on the scene where Barbie visits an OBGYN after she's in the real world.

So literally the last 20 seconds of the film.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Data Graham posted:

I like the sun streaming out from inside the house

I really love how it shows how the image generator smushed together a painting of the interior a log cabin with a exterior of a log cabin. Everything around the woman is "interior" and then it's mainly a badly grafted a "exterior" shot for the rest. I'd be willing to bet the "husband doing paperwork on a stump" is orphaned content from the original interior image that it's just trying to make work with the new context.

Viscous Soda has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Dec 8, 2023

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Air Skwirl posted:

So literally the last 20 seconds of the film.

And it's also mentioned earlier she has no genitals.

If anything given the whole themes of the movie and that nonetheless Barbie is firmly defined as a woman, it may lend itself far more to a pro trans reading than otherwise. The CineD thread was fun.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And it's also mentioned earlier she has no genitals.

If anything given the whole themes of the movie and that nonetheless Barbie is firmly defined as a woman, it may lend itself far more to a pro trans reading than otherwise. The CineD thread was fun.

Yeah, there's a lot of critiques of the movie that really reflect way more about the person talking than the film itself. We've had a lot of bad takes already posted about Barbie itt

Shifting gears a little, I've really become a fan of reading youtube comments for how people interpret song lyrics. You get some really wild stuff and also some very uh basic readings like this for Big Thief's Simulation Swarm.


The lyrics they're talking about are
"I'd fly to you tomorrow,
I'm not fighting in this war,
I want to drop my arms and take your arms"

I think it's a cool play on words too, but this is like proposing "You could potentially read 'We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl' is talking about things of financial value," as some deep alternate reading.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Stolen from a bluesky post:


Additionally, I'll consider advertising as social media:

Al Qaeda, well known for group masturbation.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
That's not what he means by come together...

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
https://twitter.com/eyeslasho/status/1732446994952561030?t=8CE9h-vNCueCjUI1HLQBOw&s=19

quote:

In fact:

Capitalism is the best system available
The West is better than anywhere else
Most current black failures have nothing to do with white people
Stereotypes are typically accurate
Colonialism had a mixed impact on the colonized
Poverty will always exist and has little to do with "the rich"

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


May be satire but lot of chuds have this problem

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Broke: shake yo booty
Bespoke: lick yo booties

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
we love our cops, our law enforcement~

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1732817109468783035

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Tony Robbins got some work done

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

i lean into that little *coughcough* because it means i can not go into work

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Coolness Averted posted:


The lyrics they're talking about are
"I'd fly to you tomorrow,
I'm not fighting in this war,
I want to drop my arms and take your arms"

I think it's a cool play on words too, but this is like proposing "You could potentially read 'We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl' is talking about things of financial value," as some deep alternate reading.


Reminds me of the song about a person's beau coming home from the war, which includes the lyrics:

'Lay down your arms / and surrender to mine'.

Didn't like the song overall, but I appreciated the pun.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Violet_Sky posted:



May be satire but lot of chuds have this problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZyqwOOmETI

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