The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

SPRINGFIELD WOMEN'S PRISON
A Prison for Women

# ? Aug 30, 2014 23:48

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Heh, I think we lost 'em. Hey, and we're at the ballpark! Alright, two birds with one stone!

I stand by my record. 15 crashes and not a single fatality.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:04

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, kid. Help me get out of here, and I will totally make it worth your while.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:24

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

IMJack posted:

Hey, kid. Help me get out of here, and I will totally make it worth your while.

I'm listening...

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:29

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Technogeek posted:

I'm listening...

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:33

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Technogeek posted:

I'm listening...

I gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:35

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

I gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel...

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:38

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Go on...

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:41

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

Go on...

Tell me more! :f5h:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:52

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

gingerberger posted:

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel...

I have misplaced my pants. :colbert:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 00:58

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

I have misplaced my pants.

Oh, it's that pair of Dockers you wanted. Forty-eight waist with the balloon seat, right?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 01:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

Oh, it's that pair of Dockers you wanted. Forty-eight waist with the balloon seat, right?

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 01:14

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 01:38

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

TMMadman posted:

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

The fingers you have used to post are too fat. To obtain a special posting wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

The fingers you have used to post are too fat. To obtain a special posting wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

PRAY FOR MOJO

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:27

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,
Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,
And I...

The marathon is nearing the end of the 20th season and I'm amazed at the number of episodes I barely remember watching the first time.

It's five years later and I still think I'm ~~a chicken~~ Scottie Pippen.

Look, I'm Scottie Pippen! :haw:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:31

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Mister Kingdom posted:

PRAY FOR MOJO

Linguo...Dead?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:36

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

JethroMcB posted:

Linguo...Dead?

Linguo IS dead.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:42

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Linguo IS dead.

But seven goes into 28 four times!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:58

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

But seven goes into 28 four times!

Ooh! Ooh! Low battery?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 02:59

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

CatchrNdRy posted:

But seven goes into 28 four times!

Uh, this is a magic seven.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 03:07

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

My Krusty calculator didn't have a seven or an eight!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 04:23

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Spectacle Rock posted:

My Krusty calculator didn't have a seven or an eight!

Careful, Spectacle Rock! You'll break my calculator... by which I mean my head.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 05:55

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Spectacle Rock posted:

My Krusty calculator didn't have a seven or an eight!

I am so Crunchy the Clown!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 06:27

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

Marge, have you seen my fat guy hat?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 07:23

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

gingerberger posted:

Marge, have you seen my fat guy hat?

Bring me my conversation hat.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 08:30

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Everything Counts posted:

Bring me my conversation hat.

Oops edit.

Massage my brain!

mrfart fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Aug 31, 2014

# ? Aug 31, 2014 13:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Everything Counts posted:

Bring me my conversation hat.

All we have are the earthquake ham and the condolence ham.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 13:53

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

mrfart posted:

Massage my brain!

Me lose brain? Uh oh!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:09

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mister Kingdom posted:

Me lose brain? Uh oh!

Forums poster... likes their brain. What's your opinion?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:46

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

After The War posted:

Forums poster... likes their brain. What's your opinion?

Wait... let her talk.

I'm trying to get fired.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:29

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

Me lose brain? Uh oh!

Expand my brain, learning juice!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:10

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

MondayHotDog posted:

Expand my brain, learning juice!

Dammit MondayHotDog, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:18

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jorghnassen posted:

Dammit MondayHotDog, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!

Extended warranty? How can I lose?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:20

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jorghnassen posted:

Dammit MondayHotDog, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!

Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! :negative:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:46

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Jorghnassen posted:

Dammit MondayHotDog, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!

Actually, there are several rockets attached to the...

# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:53

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

JethroMcB posted:

His brand of gum: Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention.

Hmm. I wish someone was around to hear that.

(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?)

I saw some awful things in 'Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma. I never thought I'd say this, but the no-goodniks rule this school.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 18:06

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Actually, there are several rockets attached to the...

You have my undivided attention....

# ? Aug 31, 2014 18:13

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Actually, there are several rockets attached to the...

Dear Lord, pprotect this rocket house and all those that dwell within the rocket house...

# ? Aug 31, 2014 18:26

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:06

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Vertical Lime posted:

I saw some awful things in 'Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma. I never thought I'd say this, but the no-goodniks rule this school.

I know! And the way he pronounces puma is so queer

# ? Aug 31, 2014 18:32

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