The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Oh no! Chinese fire drill! Serious this time!

This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from Fire Drill Follies. I just don�t know what went wrong.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 23:26

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# ? May 10, 2024 21:14

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Vertical Lime posted:

This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from Fire Drill Follies. I just don�t know what went wrong.

Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or raining down on Charlie. But it can turn not-so-nice, as you'll see in this skit by the volunteer fire department players.

# ? Aug 29, 2014 23:59

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot!

When I read your magazine, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin. For shame! To the sickos at `Modern Bride' magazine.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 00:03

Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or raining down on Charlie. But it can turn not-so-nice, as you'll see in this skit by the volunteer fire department players.

Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 00:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose.

What, you don't like my bags?

# ? Aug 30, 2014 00:07

Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

MondayHotDog posted:

What, you don't like my bags?

As they say moe money moe problems.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 00:10

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 01:01

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Spectacle Rock posted:

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that twelve thousand dollars...

# ? Aug 30, 2014 01:27

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Applewhite posted:

It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that twelve thousand dollars...

CODE BLUE, CODE BLUE :siren:

# ? Aug 30, 2014 01:52

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Mayo and Catsup posted:

CODE BLUE, CODE BLUE

Try to stay still, you swallowed a LOT of motor oil...

# ? Aug 30, 2014 02:11

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Root Bear posted:

Try to stay still, you swallowed a LOT of motor oil...

Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it?

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:04

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

Try to stay still, you swallowed a LOT of motor oil...

Young man, you've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:06

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

His brand of gum: Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention.

Hmm. I wish someone was around to hear that.

(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?)

# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:06

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

JethroMcB posted:

His brand of gum: Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention.

Hmm. I wish someone was around to hear that.

(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?)

Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your rear end is mine. That's right. I think words I would never say.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your rear end is mine. That's right. I think words I would never say.

I know you can read my thoughts, boy.

Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:15

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

JethroMcB posted:

(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?)

He's been referred to as "the funny one."

# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:20

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

TMMadman posted:

Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.

DA DA DA DA-DA, HEY! DA-DA DA-DA. DA DA DA DA-DA, HEY! DA-DA

# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:24

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

MondayHotDog posted:

Young man, you've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.

Your cholesterol level is lethally high, MondayHotDog, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level...

# ? Aug 30, 2014 05:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

JethroMcB posted:

(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?)

He has many issues with his beloved sMother

# ? Aug 30, 2014 05:27

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

After The War posted:

Your cholesterol level is lethally high, MondayHotDog, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level...

Hey, you quoters have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:06

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Jerusalem posted:

He has many issues with his beloved sMother

She's put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented "Man Without a Face", I didn't even know he had a problem!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:16

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

http://youtu.be/twM__7FEddc

# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:34

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Skeesix posted:

http://youtu.be/twM__7FEddc

I'd have called 'em chazzwazzers

# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

He's been referred to as "the funny one."

...sexless freak...

# ? Aug 30, 2014 07:12

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

http://youtu.be/twM__7FEddc

Hey you know what? I should call my ma while I'm up here.

HEY MA! Get off the dang roof!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 08:09

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:24

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey, you quoters have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day.

So, those Gravy Council Creeps have gotten to you, too!
You better run, Gravy!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 12:06

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

The Dennis System posted:

Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever.

Yahoo serious festival?

# ? Aug 30, 2014 13:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

So, those Gravy Council Creeps have gotten to you, too!
You better run, Gravy!

It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 14:07

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

The SituAsian posted:

I'd have called 'em chazzwazzers

report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium

# ? Aug 30, 2014 15:00

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

mrfart posted:

report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium

Some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade four gerbil, uh... Superdude, lost his life.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 16:21

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Skeesix posted:

Yahoo serious festival?

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 18:07

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Oh, who am I kidding, I'm physically attracted to a woman named Mindy
(or a guy named Mandy)

# ? Aug 30, 2014 18:11

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Spectacle Rock posted:

Oh, who am I kidding, I'm physically attracted to a woman named Mindy
(or a guy named Mandy)

Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,
Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,
And I...

The marathon is nearing the end of the 20th season and I'm amazed at the number of episodes I barely remember watching the first time.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 20:26

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

mrfart posted:

report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium

Well class, the history of our country has been changed again. To correspond with mrfart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by Some Guy. And our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland.

# ? Aug 30, 2014 21:19

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

JethroMcB posted:

His brand of gum: Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention.

Hmm. I wish someone was around to hear that.

(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?)

Hail to the bus driver!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 21:45

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

General Bort posted:

Hail to the bus driver!

SHUT UP!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 22:14

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well class, the history of our country has been changed again. To correspond with mrfart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by Some Guy. And our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland.

Dr. Marvin Monroe
MEMBER
Bonerland Medical Association

# ? Aug 30, 2014 22:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

General Bort posted:

Hail to the bus driver!

Heh, I think we lost 'em. Hey, and we're at the ballpark! Alright, two birds with one stone!

# ? Aug 30, 2014 23:21

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# ? May 10, 2024 21:14

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

Dr. Marvin Monroe
MEMBER
Bonerland Medical Association

SPRINGFIELD WOMEN'S PRISON
A Prison for Women

# ? Aug 30, 2014 23:24

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