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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I don’t hang my tp to avoid the issue. Besides I’m a power-user i ain’t got time to fiddle with that. One hand holds and the other rotates rapidly.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Professor Bling posted:

and the .gif guy pronounces it jif like the peanut butter

unless the guy patented the pronunciation he can suck my dick from the back

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

LingcodKilla posted:

I don’t hang my tp to avoid the issue. Besides I’m a power-user i ain’t got time to fiddle with that. One hand holds and the other rotates rapidly.

gently caress yeah

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I pronounce it “jefe” like Spanish.

Let Chaos Reign

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
I just use the seashells. :shrug:

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

LingcodKilla posted:

I don’t hang my tp to avoid the issue. Besides I’m a power-user i ain’t got time to fiddle with that. One hand holds and the other rotates rapidly.

I prefer this method but someone always comes along and puts it on the roller like they are doing me a favor.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

ElMaligno posted:

unless the guy patented the pronunciation he can suck my dick from the back

not empty quoting

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

ManMythLegend posted:

gently caress you if you don't use singular they.

I've got no problem making my generic singular third person pronoun "she" instead of "he" but by God if my antecedent is singular my pronoun stays singular you gently caress

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

ElMaligno posted:

unless the guy patented the pronunciation he can suck my dick from the back

hey, we don't pronounce NASA "nay-suh" just because "aerospace" starts with a long A sound

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

at the date posted:

hey, we don't pronounce NASA "nay-suh" just because "aerospace" starts with a long A sound

What kind of freak doesn't pronounce it "ahrospace?"

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

McNally posted:

What kind of freak doesn't pronounce it "ahrospace?"

Everyone I know pronounces it "arrow-space"

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

at the date posted:

Everyone I know pronounces it "arrow-space"

:thejoke:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

at the date posted:

by God if my antecedent is singular my pronoun stays singular you gently caress

new thread title

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://twitter.com/deptofdefense/status/924123560645238784

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Hope they run into a drone on first flight and fall out of the sky.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I chose the wrong MOS

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Soulex posted:

I chose the wrong branch

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Soulex posted:

I chose the wrong gender

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Soulex posted:

I chose the wrong species

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Soulex posted:

I chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Soulex posted:

I chose the wrong time to write fanfiction where nuclear hellfire consumes all in an erotic fashion

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Soulex posted:

I chose the road to paradise that was inexplicably lined with triple stack tank mines

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Soulex posted:

I chose... poorly

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
goddrat

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
gently caress all you whiny Wendy's and pissy Peters, I'm loving awesome and making great life decision.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
And yet, you paid ten bucks to post on an internet forum :thunk:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

at the date posted:

I've got no problem making my generic singular third person pronoun "she" instead of "he" but by God if my antecedent is singular my pronoun stays singular you gently caress

What if I told you the same pronoun can be singular and plural...

:aaaaa:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

The only time they'll be flying raptors

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


LingcodKilla posted:

I pronounce it “jefe” like Spanish.

Let Chaos Reign

"heef"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Woof Blitzer posted:

The only time they'll be flying raptors

And happy in uniform.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Der Luftwaffle
Dec 29, 2008
Please tell me that's a parody account

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Der Luftwaffle posted:

Please tell me that's a parody account

please tell me the opposite

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Smiling Jack posted:

please tell me the opposite

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Edit: LOL nukees

quote:

“Around 10 percent of HMS Vigilant’s 168-strong crew have either been kicked out, quit, are under investigation or have been removed in what is believed to be one of the biggest sex and drugs scandals to hit the Navy.”

Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Oct 29, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
And the captain was loving one of his subordinates. How retarded do you have to be.

Bye bye pension I guess.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Haha coke is usually safer because it leaves your bloodstream faster than weed. They are pretty dumb for lovely planning. If you're gonna do that much coke at least keep some clean urine around.

On my last ship, the company sent an Indian IT contractor out to help get our parts and maintenance program up. He had just gotten married and took the job before his honeymoon. He was familiar with ships as he had sailed as an officer for the company ships that were Singapore flagged.

When he was on board with us his new wife did some cleaning up and apparently found photos of his escapades ashore, as well as some clothes an ex-girlfriend had left behind. She was not happy. None of us could understand why he didn't just throw it out.

Never got to find out how it ended since he flew back to India.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://twitter.com/deptofdefense/status/924485954508800000

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

just pretend I posted that one clip from generation kill

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

lightpole posted:

Haha coke is usually safer because it leaves your bloodstream faster than weed. They are pretty dumb for lovely planning. If you're gonna do that much coke at least keep some clean urine around.


It always blows my mind when reservists pop for coke. Like, you can do coke 20 days of the month and never get busted.

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