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Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

My Lovely Horse posted:

Yeah well maybe you could have made $100 on it if you'd manned up. :colbert:

I can't even imagine how gross it would make you feel.

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Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice


I remember watching these matches on Eurosport as a kid, this same guy was playing back then too.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

What the gently caress is the use case for this?

Like, how specific is the scenario when this becomes useful? It sure seems like 'arms under the covers' or 'anyone else in the bed' fucks it right up.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Somfin posted:

What the gently caress is the use case for this?

Like, how specific is the scenario when this becomes useful? It sure seems like 'arms under the covers' or 'anyone else in the bed' fucks it right up.

It's for when you're the victim of a home invasion and you're in bed and you know the thieves know you're there and you're certain they intend to hurt or even kill you. I had the exact same thing installed in my home during a period in which I was getting fatally home invaded at least once a week. The first few times I pulled out my gun and had to shoot to defend my family and my property, it turned out to just be my kids getting a snack in the kitchen at night, but after a few mishaps I didn't have any kids left and things became a lot smoother. I'd say that now, at least 2 out of every 3 times I get home invaded, I manage to kill or repulse the attackers, and I only die 1 in 3 times - which are pretty good numbers for this economy. If you find, like me, that you're getting murdered in your bed once every couple months or more, I'd really really recommend it. Also contact LifeLine, they have a really good life insurance policy for under 18s.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Somfin posted:

What the gently caress is the use case for this?

Like, how specific is the scenario when this becomes useful? It sure seems like 'arms under the covers' or 'anyone else in the bed' fucks it right up.

I'd imagine it would be for the "It sounds like someone is trying to come upstairs and I have time to grab my trusty shotgat"


Sure, it'll probably slip out of your fingers or hit your spouse in the face but... uh.

It's an alternative?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Or it could be a movie prop; some ridiculous poo poo has been made for made up for movies.

GUN KATA!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Wasabi the J posted:

Or it could be a movie prop; some ridiculous poo poo has been made for made up for movies.

GUN KATA!

http://www.gunbed.net/

No. Definitely not a movie prop.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

It's for when you're the victim of a home invasion and you're in bed and you know the thieves know you're there and you're certain they intend to hurt or even kill you. I had the exact same thing installed in my home during a period in which I was getting fatally home invaded at least once a week. The first few times I pulled out my gun and had to shoot to defend my family and my property, it turned out to just be my kids getting a snack in the kitchen at night, but after a few mishaps I didn't have any kids left and things became a lot smoother. I'd say that now, at least 2 out of every 3 times I get home invaded, I manage to kill or repulse the attackers, and I only die 1 in 3 times - which are pretty good numbers for this economy. If you find, like me, that you're getting murdered in your bed once every couple months or more, I'd really really recommend it. Also contact LifeLine, they have a really good life insurance policy for under 18s.

How many times did you accidentally blow the head off your spouse?

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
You can't let the risk of accidentally murdering your family get in the way of protecting your family. What kind of man won't do whatever it takes to protect his family, including accidentally murdering them?

burns_2k
Oct 17, 2012
I could see it making a handy dildo dispenser too.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Roosevelt posted:

How many times did you accidentally blow the head off your spouse?
Please don't doxx William Burroughs.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Metanaut posted:



I remember watching these matches on Eurosport as a kid, this same guy was playing back then too.

This is magical. He perfectly chumps the other player :allears:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Metanaut posted:



I remember watching these matches on Eurosport as a kid, this same guy was playing back then too.

snucky
Sep 11, 2001

a closed mouth gathers no foot.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

It's for when you're the victim of a home invasion and you're in bed and you know the thieves know you're there and you're certain they intend to hurt or even kill you. I had the exact same thing installed in my home during a period in which I was getting fatally home invaded at least once a week. The first few times I pulled out my gun and had to shoot to defend my family and my property, it turned out to just be my kids getting a snack in the kitchen at night, but after a few mishaps I didn't have any kids left and things became a lot smoother. I'd say that now, at least 2 out of every 3 times I get home invaded, I manage to kill or repulse the attackers, and I only die 1 in 3 times - which are pretty good numbers for this economy. If you find, like me, that you're getting murdered in your bed once every couple months or more, I'd really really recommend it. Also contact LifeLine, they have a really good life insurance policy for under 18s.

amazing post debate coverage from trump's unfiltered mic talking to the NRA

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Roosevelt posted:

How many times did you accidentally blow the head off your spouse?

Isn't this the question when it comes to all gun ownership? :can:

Gripen5
Nov 3, 2003

'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

I must hate fun, cause all I keep seeing is him stepping over the line and faulting. You would think if he was doing that trick serve for years, he would have positioned his feet correctly by now.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
From the end of last night's debate:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

From the end of last night's debate:



How presidential.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

lol that teeth grinding

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Gripen5 posted:

I must hate fun, cause all I keep seeing is him stepping over the line and faulting. You would think if he was doing that trick serve for years, he would have positioned his feet correctly by now.

You're the guy who feels smug for pointing out all the errors in a Harlem Globetrotters game too, aren't you?

Or how wrestling isn't real.

Gripen5
Nov 3, 2003

'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

Wasabi the J posted:

You're the guy who feels smug for pointing out all the errors in a Harlem Globetrotters game too, aren't you?

Or how wrestling isn't real.

Not... usually...just...

:smith:

Edit: Also, I have no idea what that is. I assumed it wasn't a serious game. I was almost not going to post and it annoyed me just enough.

Gripen5 has a new favorite as of 21:43 on Oct 20, 2016

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

From the end of last night's debate:



Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Gripen5 posted:

Not... usually...just...

:smith:

Edit: Also, I have no idea what that is. I assumed it wasn't a serious game. I was almost not going to post and it annoyed me just enough.

Read up about him. His name is Mansour Bahrami and he was an Iranian tennis player who never really got a shot as tennis became a symbol of the bourgoise during the Islamic Revolution. He did do pretty well for himself in stuff like the Champions Invitational where they get retired tennis pros to play some games for fun and entertainment. There's a compilation of his clips on Youtube and he's got some hilarious moves, including stuff where he just aces dudes with insanely fast serves.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Edit : Ha wrong thread.

Hollismason has a new favorite as of 05:40 on Oct 21, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Schneider Inside Her posted:

Read up about him. His name is Mansour Bahrami and he was an Iranian tennis player who never really got a shot as tennis became a symbol of the bourgoise during the Islamic Revolution. He did do pretty well for himself in stuff like the Champions Invitational where they get retired tennis pros to play some games for fun and entertainment. There's a compilation of his clips on Youtube and he's got some hilarious moves, including stuff where he just aces dudes with insanely fast serves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Vqp6UveIU


Haven't watched it all yet, but its great

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Gripen5 posted:

Not... usually...just...

:smith:

Edit: Also, I have no idea what that is. I assumed it wasn't a serious game. I was almost not going to post and it annoyed me just enough.

Don't take it so hard; he's a cool dude and doing this poo poo to make people laugh.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/y4O2PiC.gifv


















http://i.imgur.com/coIrEce.gifv

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Hmm, who is this "PrincessZoe?" Some kind of YouTuber or something? I guess I'll just Googler her and-

Well thanks for sharing your porn with us, Say Nothing.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Thanks for sharing that lp you made of that super weird game with all the furries and that kid soliciting kisses from everything from dogs to lamp posts to the elderly and scrounging through trash for sustenance and sometimes poop.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

Thanks for sharing that lp you made of that super weird game with all the furries and that kid soliciting kisses from everything from dogs to lamp posts to the elderly and scrounging through trash for sustenance and sometimes poop.

I don't remember the furries, but you're welcome! Glad you liked it.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
The trick is cool and funny enough, but it's made even better by the guy looking so much like a moustachioed Steve Martin.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Jamesman posted:

Hmm, who is this "PrincessZoe?" Some kind of YouTuber or something? I guess I'll just Googler her and-

Well thanks for sharing your porn with us, Say Nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Jamesman posted:

I don't remember the furries, but you're welcome! Glad you liked it.

I recall there were people in it who were actually bells, which is pretty hardcore furry imho, so yeah thanks, and good job :haw:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/1tDdx4d.gifv

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

How was work today?

A factory exploded and I was almost crushed by a flying dome half a mile away. :staredog:

That's nice, honey.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Pen Expers posted:

can someone GIF the dude to Trump's right when he said "hillary is so corrupt"?

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

:frog:

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Rincewinds posted:

How was work today?

A factory exploded and I was almost crushed by a flying dome half a mile away. :staredog:

That's nice, honey.

That was a satellite dish in the second one.

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