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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

lol well that's convenient. Goebbels was a nice guy who just associated with the wrong hitler

holtemon posted:

Hell yeah jackin pants

Who needs Apple ad money?
Yaccing and jacking is all I crave #Sports

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Steadiman posted:

Yaccing and jacking is all I crave #Sports

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
the saudis will be happy that their investment is going towards haram poo poo like JO Pants and waifu titty AI and princess mobile games

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

the saudis will be happy that their investment is going towards haram poo poo like JO Pants and waifu titty AI and princess mobile games

They've crushed an entire medium for journalism. I'd say, "Mission Accomplished".

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

i'm tired of cutting holes in my pants in order to masturbate.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Total Party Kill posted:

i'm tired of cutting holes in my pants in order to masturbate.

There's got to be a better way!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
swiss cheese stretchy pants

so you can always use a new hole

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Total Party Kill posted:

i'm tired of cutting holes in my pants in order to masturbate.

you fool, this is how the spermjackers get you!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Who jacks the jackers?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
can't get pickpocketed wearing the JO pants cuz wallet is in the prison wallet

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
From now on, committing a logical fallacy is a bannable offense on Twitter.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*alex jones calls you a demon whore from hell*

elon: "i will allow it"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol Elon has lost the mars guy

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

kazil posted:

lol Elon has lost the mars guy


maybe because mars guy didn't even get a free cybertruck 2077 for all his sucking up

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

drop the link tia

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
joshirts are cheaper just buy from there and put your legs through the arm sleeves

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






!

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
The Saudis wanted to control Twitter, not destroy it. Works a lot better when they can call up Elon to get a pesky protestor's IP address for the bone saw squad.

Also SomethingAwful ads probably cost more now than X ads.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

kazil posted:

lol Elon has lost the mars guy

I listened to a snippet of that and it was jones and tate going "man the nwo/matrix really hurts us. took our property and we will never get it back. thats why we need to respect elon's staggering wealth courage and come together. Also, childless people are selfish. True alphas make babies (except for minorities).

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Krispy Wafer posted:

The Saudis wanted to control Twitter, not destroy it. Works a lot better when they can call up Elon to get a pesky protestor's IP address for the bone saw squad.

Also SomethingAwful ads probably cost more now than X ads.

are we certain SA ads aren't X ads

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Krispy Wafer posted:

The Saudis wanted to control Twitter, not destroy it. Works a lot better when they can call up Elon to get a pesky protestor's IP address for the bone saw squad.

Also SomethingAwful ads probably cost more now than X ads.

They've already pulled him in for a "friendly talk" at least once. I've assumed the bodyguards are at least partially to prevent a second housecall.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

explosivo posted:

There's got to be a better way!

The Russians just pulled their pants down

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


BateWorld

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Hold on I'm just gonna put my jackit on

Huh? Why am I removing my trousers? I just told you



(Also I like Bateworlds' logo. Bates by Dre)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Songbearer posted:

Hold on I'm just gonna put my jackit on


BateWorld should sell these

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Haters gona hate

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

Lammasu posted:

I think the really hosed up thing is that the poop map app got VC funding.

sf tech bros are the loving worst, this doesn't surprise me at all. we need to pitch all those shitheads into the bay

Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe
Elon Musk: Yaccing and jacking is all I crave #Sports

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Born in apartheid
“Pedos in a cave!”

Pyrtanis posted:

Yaccing and jacking is all I crave #Sports

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm astonished

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Alan Smithee posted:

lol this can't real

https://nitter.net/BateWorld

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

can't get pickpocketed wearing the JO pants cuz wallet is in the prison wallet

someone doesn't know about the reverse reacharound pickpocketing technique

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
it all happens on BateWorld

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

baters gonna bate i'm the bater

Gaylor Moon
Apr 6, 2005

Gender? I hardly know'er
Finally,, pants for people like me

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Karate Bastard posted:

Haters gona hate

Yes but do they have a second hole for the back door? Asking for a friend

e: quoted wrong post but whatevs

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Icept posted:

it all happens on BateWorld

More like betaworld

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
There's been too many good thread titles lately

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan

Tai posted:

More like betaworld

Only Smegma Males would buy the jackoff pants.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


The kind of incredible content you can only find on x, the global town square! #sports

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