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One poor kid shows up. He has a squeezy bottle that used to contain some cleaning chemical or other. 2 kids get weird eye discolourations.
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Im the kid who sits on the curb. Watching the other kids have fun.
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May 28, 2014 23:09
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I'm the kid who always says gently caress it and just uses the hose.
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May 28, 2014 23:10
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*shoots that spazzy kid who is kinda weird and screeches a lot*
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May 28, 2014 23:13
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*jumps in pool* haha suck my dillz im already wet losers
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May 28, 2014 23:13
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i wait for the kid with one of these to run out of water like an idiot poor.
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May 28, 2014 23:15
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*uses replica uzi squirt gun from the 80s and gets shot by the cops*
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May 28, 2014 23:15
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*brings out dad's power washer*
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May 28, 2014 23:17
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drat lots of soaker inequality itt smh
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May 28, 2014 23:17
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May 28, 2014 23:22
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KennyLoggins posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGj9KdmzR4 The Blues Brothers have a water fight.
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May 29, 2014 12:12
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Lets spray Microwave's mom!
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May 29, 2014 12:59
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Feranon posted:haha sorry about your childhood mom u don't understand u don't understand why he-man is good
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May 29, 2014 13:58
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http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/25707762/2014/06/05/lab-tests-semen-sprayed-on-victims-in-squirt-gun-incidents Guy is a bit old to be playing with super soakers but good show all the same
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Jun 6, 2014 20:18
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Al Borland posted:I'm the kid who always says gently caress it and just uses the hose. You gotta work your finger in there just so to intensify the beam. Using your thumb you can make it fan out allowing you to hit multiple targets
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Jun 6, 2014 20:28
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mookface posted:You gotta work your finger in there just so to intensify the beam. Using your thumb you can make it fan out allowing you to hit multiple targets *thumb slips, sprays self right up the nose* AUGHGUGUGUGHGGGGGG
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Jun 6, 2014 20:33
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KennyLoggins posted:I've got a Oozinator *shoots it at you* 
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Jun 6, 2014 20:39
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*over-pumps and destroys the valve*
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Jun 6, 2014 20:43
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Jun 6, 2014 20:56
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SaltLick posted:http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/25707762/2014/06/05/lab-tests-semen-sprayed-on-victims-in-squirt-gun-incidents 
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Jun 6, 2014 21:07
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YOU GUYS NOT IN THE FACEARRGPPPPBBLTHFFFFFF SERIOUSLY KNOCK IT OFFPLLLFDFFTHBBFFFFFF OH GOD MY EYESAAAARRGGLABBFFFF MOOOOOOOOOOMMAAAABBPFTHFFFF
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Jun 6, 2014 21:35
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*blinded by oculus rift electrocution*
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Jun 6, 2014 21:39
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*radio static* Where in the hell is our heavy support? We're getting decimated over here! Over. *radio static*  
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Jun 6, 2014 22:22
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Jun 6, 2014 23:43
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Nyagato posted:*Spends 99% of the time filling the gun with water*
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Jun 6, 2014 23:50
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*spends whole time away from other kids, spraying the scary, angry fenced-in dog from across the way to see how mad it can get until it lunges really hard into the gate, breaking the latch and it starts mauling me, causing me to lose a third of my blood from a bite to the femoral artery and my life is only saved when its scary belarusian owners come out throwing squibs. the dog runs the other way out of the fenced in yard into the neighborhood beyond, being loosed upon the unwitting other kids like an ancient curse. once the dog is gone the owners continue throwing a few more squibs at me*
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Jun 7, 2014 00:08
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SaltLick posted:super soaker 100 is the AK-47 of super soakers When you absolutely positively have to soak every motherfucker in the yard, accept no substitute.
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Jun 7, 2014 00:17
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Rodatose posted:*spends whole time away from other kids, spraying the scary, angry fenced-in dog from across the way to see how mad it can get until it lunges really hard into the gate, breaking the latch and it starts mauling me, causing me to lose a third of my blood from a bite to the femoral artery and my life is only saved when its scary belarusian owners come out throwing squibs. the dog runs the other way out of the fenced in yard into the neighborhood beyond, being loosed upon the unwitting other kids like an ancient curse. once the dog is gone the owners continue throwing a few more squibs at me*
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Jun 7, 2014 15:47
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*gets bored of spraying each other after a few minutes of running around, sprays the rest of the water at random things in the yard*
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Jun 7, 2014 23:30
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*drowns a fuckload of bees and ants*
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Jun 7, 2014 23:40
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Jun 7, 2014 23:55
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That's not a super soaker!!!
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Jun 7, 2014 23:55
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*fills super soaker with tears*
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*Is your dad, who's been working overtime and Saturdays and today is my only day off and all I want to do is sleep in my hammock and one of your friends sprays me and wakes me up so I yell a lot and beat the poo poo out of you in front of everyone.*
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