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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:19 |
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It looks like his "swan song" was being murdered in an elevator.
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if i was the murderer i would have asked him where he was going then before he could answer id say change of plans ur going down
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i hope csi dusts off the elevator and checks for prints
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i probably would have been like "hasta la vista, baby, looks like this is what it sounds like when doves cry" or something really clever like that and then done a little air guitar solo with my foot on his neck and then started the machete murdering proper
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dad gay. so what posted:IF
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would you help me write the first chapter
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i loved his music and really respected his talent but hell he was so small and girly its like he was asking to be murdered in retrospect
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most of his songs were basically him begging to be murdered. listen again and you will see its like his voice gets inside your head or something
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:i hope csi dusts off the elevator and checks for prints the place was covered in prince sadly. when they tried to lift the prince he disintegrated in their hands like a cherry cobler. the only clue was an electric guitar with a unique design,but it turned out to be his spinal chord with the stomach bag still atached
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Orkin Mang posted:the place was covered in prince sadly. when they tried to lift the prince he disintegrated in their hands like a cherry cobler. the only clue was an electric guitar with a unique design,but it turned out to be his spinal chord with the stomach bag still atached he was like a modern day john lennon
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the guitar gently weeped
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dad gay. so what posted:he was like a modern day john lennon also (To quote the first reports) 'levigated' (had to look it up,wow) by jehovas witnesses, whose live and die by the killmotto 'leave no witnesses'. we'll know the final cause and maner of his death when they finish passing him thru the cheesecloth at the morgue
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Orkin Mang posted:also (To quote the first reports) 'levigated' (had to look it up,wow) by jehovas witnesses, whose live and die by the killmotto 'leave no witnesses'. we'll know the final cause and maner of his death when they finish passing him thru the cheesecloth at the morgue how ironic what a loving shame
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dad gay. so what posted:the guitar gently weeped as the blood seeped into it, honeyed liquid caramel with an attitude
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it seems like he was hung by his own petard
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darling sicky
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prince crashed a club i was in and blew my mind with a solo he played on his guitar
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he lived as he died, hating being circumscribed by "the man" and put in a neat little box
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aint no particular sign im more compatible with, i just want your extra time and your (*wahnananananananana*)...aids
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rip to a man who was the head of a major corporation
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u can tell he really cared about the craft nd being a good singer bcauze he had a full range from rediculous falsetto to creepy deep I really respect that in a singer and he will b missed
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i only listen to metalica,sorry
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HoboMan posted:u can tell he really cared about the craft nd being a good singer bcauze he had a full range from rediculous falsetto to creepy deep yeah he was "ok" i guess but my favorite part is when he talked about that nikki chick "masturbating with a magazine" thats what got me really into masturbating. that poo poo gets my dong hard EVERY time
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i fukken love it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leRTkTBbcac heres the song brb
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dad gay. so what posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leRTkTBbcac Does that mean you are rock hard RIGHT NOW? Asking for a gay friend.
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while my eyes gently weep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
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HoboMan posted:while my eyes gently weep ya fhe solo af 3:00 is straight up tits
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DerekSmartymans posted:Does that mean you are rock hard RIGHT NOW? im a girl dude calm down
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dad gay. so what posted:ya fhe solo af 3:00 is straight up tits tru.dat
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dad gay. so what posted:im a girl dude calm down I read this five times and it still doesn't make any sense to me
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Orkin Mang posted:i only listen to metalica,sorry
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I read this five times and it still doesn't make any sense to me you passed the test. welcome
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dad gay. so what posted:you passed the test. welcome Hey, thanks really nice, thanks! What's going on in h-- holy poo poo Prince is dead?! Man I'm so upset. He was really funny in that one episode of the Chapelle Show.
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Hey, thanks really nice, thanks! What's going on in h-- holy poo poo Prince is dead?! Man I'm so upset. He was really funny in that one episode of the Chapelle Show. ya a real loving treasure ![]()
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dad gay. so what posted:ya a real loving treasure Prince doesn't.
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Doc Friday posted:Prince doesn't. hes in my mancave playing sid meiers civilization right now lol. hes going to make like billion dollars he said selling a bunch of poo poo music he made while he was high in his bunker. he seems really happy
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:19 |
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please dont tell anyone please
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