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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sounds like a fairly brutal murder. you will be missed. good night sweet prince.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/04/21/authorities-investigating-death-at-princes-paisley-park/

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

He always was fond of risers.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

thats my reaction too when someone goes in the elevator and pushes the button for the floor I'm not going to.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Sounds like he died on uppers and downers.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
rest in peace prince aka forums superstar dad gay. so what

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
imagine the surprise of opening the elevator and finding prince's brutally murdered body is lying there with blood all over the walls and floor

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
fun prince fact:

his real name was "Prince Rogers Nelson" before he was killed

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

imagine the surprise of opening the elevator and finding prince's brutally murdered body is lying there with blood all over the walls and floor

that would own

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


at least he died doing what he loved

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908&t=25s

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

at least he died doing what he loved

getting hacked up with a machete? my guess is that was pretty low on his bucket list, jerry. have you been drinking? we are here to mourn our friend Prince Rogers Nelson or "prince" as he was known to his family

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i heard his face and butocks were hacked off and stomped in the corner what kind of madman

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: Prince Rogers Nelson dead at 57!! :siren:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

getting hacked up with a machete? my guess is that was pretty low on his bucket list, jerry. have you been drinking?

pretty much non-stop :stonkhat:

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
Formerly known as alive

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

what kind of madman

sounds like somebody took the song "lets go crazy" off of his epochal 1984 album a little too seriously lol :smug:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
the Chyna-Prince suicide pact was affirmed with an exchange of bracelets and a small incision on the clenis

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sorry i couldnt resist

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Dead in an elevator
Smellin it up when I'm going down

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Holy poo poo i thought op was a joke but it's real it's all real

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

dad gay. so what posted:

fun prince fact:

his real name was "Prince Rogers Nelson" before he was killed

What was it after?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sounds like his family is going to take his hit single "when doves cry" off of his epochal 1984 album "purple rain" a little too seriously, except its gonna be them crying lol :smug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Randal posted:

What was it after?

pop out paul

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sorry i dont know whats gotten in to me today

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
oh yeah i do... 4 jack and cokes! lol :smug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sorry about that

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
I'd bet upwards of twenty dollars that the cause of death was something preventable but the treatment wasn't allowed by Jehovian superstition.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

MERV GRIFFIN HELD FOR QUESTIONING.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Randal posted:

What was it after?

The Cadaver Formerly Living As Prince

Korthal
May 26, 2011

I was watching afternoon TV when they literally interrupted the program for a news flash about this. I think "Prince Died" is not something you need to put in the same show-interrupting category as "President Assassinated"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
prince was so ugly that one time his parents took him to a dog show... and he won! :smug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sorry about that :(

dmyggregre
Apr 21, 2016

if im supposed to be gay but im not gay y cant i be friends with both ryan and tyler if ur dating dan

DO U KNOW WHAT I MEAN

U loving rear end in a top hat

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
wow 57. prince was so old...heck, one more wrinkle and he'd pass for a prune! :smug:

dmyggregre
Apr 21, 2016
male eugenics slut r is sexist becuz patriarchy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dmyggregre posted:

if im supposed to be gay but im not gay y cant i be friends with both ryan and tyler if ur dating dan

DO U KNOW WHAT I MEAN

U loving rear end in a top hat

lol you're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks! :smug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dmyggregre posted:

male eugenics slut r is sexist becuz patriarchy

we can always tell when you are lying... your lips move! :smug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sorry about this folks

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
well thats all the time we have folks.. well at least its more than prince!! :smug:

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