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treasure bear

Bwee posted:

I would put a banana in a clear but locked box and put former President George W Bush near it and record what happens.

he would sit there doing nothing for 7 minutes

# ? Jun 3, 2016 22:28

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 11:51

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I would lay in a sensory deprivation tank but it would have music hooked up to it and I would see if I could experience music with all my senses.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 22:51

Chairman Wao: go star

I would study what makes a heart miss a beat (i bet it's love)

# ? Jun 3, 2016 23:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I think I'll review this thread anonymously

# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:11

FluffieDuckie

treasure bear posted:

he would sit there doing nothing for 7 minutes

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 4, 2016 01:15

Crinklepouch: Its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys.

I would study all manner of science, but my specialty would be figuring how things are, and (to a lesser extent as it would be really hard to figure out) why they are the way they are, I would study this by observing various things

It's pretty technical I don't expect a layman to understand but believe me when I say I would make some breakthroughs in figuring out what is going on when stuff happens

# ? Jun 4, 2016 05:17

Ancelm: You'll never take me alive, copper!

Astronomy. Space is cool and stuff.

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# ? Jun 4, 2016 12:26

shinmai: CHK Instruction

Alchemy. I want to know what the hell those Unicode symbols in the U+1F700 block mean!

# ? Jun 4, 2016 12:31

alnilam

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I think I'll review this thread anonymously

The anonymity is shattered when in your review you keep mentioning that the authors should have cited a few particular threads and they're all your threads

# ? Jun 4, 2016 16:00

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alnilam posted:

The anonymity is shattered when in your review you keep mentioning that the authors should have cited a few particular threads and they're all your threads

the scandal rocks the science world while everyone outside of the yob and science carry on as normal

# ? Jun 5, 2016 05:08

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Zyla posted:

i would study butts+

agh i forgot about butts. If I had to pick anything other than pizza i would pick butts (no pun intended) (or was it)

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# ? Jun 5, 2016 05:30

beer pal

i woudl study - like- who even knows - we need some science to determine the true nature of bofa

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# ? Jun 5, 2016 10:25

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Lizard Wizard posted:

potholes

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# ? Jun 5, 2016 12:04

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did anyone say weed yet?

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# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:43

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

once i finish my weedology 420 class i'll finally have all 69 credits i need to get my degree in weed studies

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:51

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Nosfereefer posted:

did anyone say weed yet?

WE'd.

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# ? Jun 5, 2016 19:03

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drilldo squirt posted:

WE'd.

lol

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# ? Jun 6, 2016 11:04

deep dish peat moss

I'm a Basket Ballogist

# ? Jun 7, 2016 15:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I would be a geneticist and perform experiments on European swallows to develop one that can effectively carry a coconut to England and drop it on the head of an armored knight

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# ? Jun 7, 2016 15:51

Ace of Baes

Botanical Doctoral Candidate: Furthermore, when introducing the stimuli to subjects with deteriorated cell walls...
Professor Weed: (exhaling friggin huge rip from oversized novelty beaker-bong)Haha, nice HIGH-pot-thesis, you get 420%, im sure you'll make a great addition to the "field".

# ? Jun 7, 2016 17:51

poverty goat

I study weed everyday, does this make me a scientist?

# ? Jun 7, 2016 18:50

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The Goatfather posted:

I study weed everyday, does this make me a scientist?

I'm willing to bet you're at worst an engineer who can MacGyver a bong out of an avocado, a pickle jar and some aluminum foil.

"A scientist is a person engaging in a systematic activity to acquire knowledge that describes and predicts the natural world. In a more restricted sense, a scientist may refer to an individual who uses the scientific method. The person may be an expert in one or more areas of science."

More than likely you can tell by the look and smell of a nug by systematically sniffing and peering at it as to whether or not it will have a most excellent effect on your test organism, ie: yourself so as to produce the best effect in a predictable manner. In a word:

Yes.

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# ? Jun 7, 2016 19:00

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 11:51

deep dish peat moss

I study Basketballology

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