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I'd put electrodes in George W Bush and give him a banana 
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id look at the physical rules and phenomina that govern the universe all the way from the cosmological scale down to the smallest subatomic scale of bush's brain
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Jun 2, 2016 16:00
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I would study the effects of weed on a scientists brain. And in order to avoid any ethical quandries, I would have to do the human testing on myself |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:17
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Log entry #42069: Its still good. |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:17
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the viscosity of various materials. you know. just throw something against a wall and watch it slowly drip down. it's relaxing to watch. |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:29
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Jun 2, 2016 16:45
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Bwee posted:Weed 
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Jun 2, 2016 16:49
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Bwee posted:Weed well yeah but |
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Jun 2, 2016 16:57
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i would study relaxation
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Jun 2, 2016 17:00
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Luvcow posted:i would study relaxation You're the third person to say weed |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:01
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Byob weed
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Jun 2, 2016 17:02
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I would study the brain and hope to help a lot of people. Or I would study prosthetics and hope to help a lot of people become cyborgs. Don't wanna combine the two though because I'm terrified by the idea of artificial intelligence. |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:08
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What's wrong with being a social justice warrior?
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:34
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space weed id grow weed, but it would be subjected to the harsh unfiltered rays out in space and the survivors would be brought back and cultivated into the dankest space weed to ever exist |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:37
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mister magpie posted:What's wrong with being a social justice warrior? This is unanswerable by science, even though I loving love it
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Jun 2, 2016 17:41
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science is a noun, a verb, and a lover
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Jun 2, 2016 17:43
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I would study art
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Jun 2, 2016 17:44
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"I'm gonna science the hell out of this!" *enthusiastically goes begging for funding* paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:44
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mmm yeah baby, you like when I titrate those chemicals |
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Jun 2, 2016 17:44
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Bwee: I'd like some funding for my research, please. Grant Administrator: That's not at all how it works, you know... Bwee: Yeah but I want to further research on my topic Grant Administrator: Oh, you have a topic of research? Excellent! You have the fundamentals for a grant, what field? Bwee: I was thinking the Wide-spread Environmental Effects of Displaced Apes of the Sub-Sahara Grant Administrator: Oh, well- that's... Bwee: It's something, isn't it? Grant Administrator: well, I... Bwee: Trust me, it's money well spent on valuable research. Grant Administrator: Well, alright. I suppose you get your funding. **writes out a check** New thread title on the BYOB forum: I GOT THE WEED rear end FUNDED! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:Bwee: I'd like some funding for my research, please.
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I would study weed.
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Jun 2, 2016 18:24
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i'd do in depth, air tight, triple blind, peer reviewed studies the quality of which would be the envy of the worlds top number and letter thinkers, into how i became a scientist, until i was really sure that my impostor syndrome was justified, thus transforming myself into a living uncertainty principle |
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and then maybe...fight crime? im not sure. probably not that, but maybe that |
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Jun 2, 2016 18:47
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i'd like to study liminal states and how people enter them, like religious ecstasy, drug ecstasy, whirling dervishes, music concert goers, meditation
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I'd study furry animals tummies to find out which one was the fluffiest. Hypothesis: koala or polar bear.December Octopodes posted:i'd like to study liminal states and how people enter them, like religious ecstasy, drug ecstasy, whirling dervishes, music concert goers, meditation real talk, my wife's bachelor's thesis was a study on young adulthood as a liminal state and how writing and performing poetry affects the development of the Self during the transformation from youth to adulthood. |
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shinmai posted:I'd study furry animals tummies to find out which one was the fluffiest. Hypothesis: koala or polar bear. Sounds like your wife smoked the weed
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Jun 2, 2016 18:56
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Bwee posted:Sounds like your wife smoked the weed No, no, she's just a humanities major 
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Jun 2, 2016 18:58
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STEM supremacy
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Jun 2, 2016 19:02
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I like being the T in the STEM sandwich |
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Jun 2, 2016 19:09
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Bwee posted:STEM supremacy Eonwe posted:I like being the T in the STEM sandwich     I'm an E student myself 
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well uh, personally i feel like there's a hell of a lot better things to do with weed y'know, than just like, studying it and poo poo
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Jun 2, 2016 19:21
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i'd love to study how to do sick licks on my Warlock
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Jun 2, 2016 19:25
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:well uh, personally i feel like there's a hell of a lot better things to do with weed y'know, than just like, studying it and poo poo you could test it on yourself |
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Jun 2, 2016 19:26
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HighwireAct posted:i'd love to study how to do sick licks on my Warlock please make sure your warlock consents to being licked, not all warlocks are loosey goosey
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:well uh, personally i feel like there's a hell of a lot better things to do with weed y'know, than just like, studying it and poo poo it's called empirical research, friend |
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Android Blues posted:i'd do in depth, air tight, triple blind, peer reviewed studies the quality of which would be the envy of the worlds top number and letter thinkers, into how i became a scientist, until i was really sure that my impostor syndrome was justified, thus transforming myself into a living uncertainty principle The universe will be unmade when you look at yourself in the mirror and, as a living uncertainty principle, observe yourself while being a change in the experiment because you're observing yourself and create an infinite amount of uncertainty principles https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 2, 2016 19:34
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oh poo poo hi bwee |
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Jun 2, 2016 19:34
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With humanities and communication it's SCHTEM |
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Hmm yeah gosh i dunno, would i rather test this weed like some kinda dumb rear end science nerd or would I rather bake it into a dank rear end four cheese lasagna, pile that poo poo high with sauce and get stoned. huh. sorry think i'm gonna have to side with the marisagna on this one
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