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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i like rice w/ spice

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice

boys are made of toads and snails and puppy dog's tails

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

valu market i'm pretty sure :discourse:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i like rice w/ spice

You should check out Qdoba or Chipotle .

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Get/make some poke op. Then heat it in the microwave with some foil on top for approx five minutes.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

King of Bees posted:

Get/make some poke op. Then heat it in the microwave with some foil on top for approx five minutes.

DON'T PUT MEDAL IN THE MICROWAVE! !!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Hector Beerlioz posted:

DON'T PUT MEDAL IN THE MICROWAVE! !!

Dammit hec!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

here is a yojijukugo (four kanji idiom) version of the lunchbox post, in english for your viewing pleasure.


quote:

2 kotoba in the pinku
just one would stinku

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lol

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
be glad you can afford sushi in the first place OP, lots of kids are starving in africa !!!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Creamed Cormp posted:

be glad you can afford sushi in the first place OP, lots of kids are starving in africa !!!

that's why i always pick the cucumbers out of my sushi rolls and mail them to africa

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

that's why i always pick the cucumbers out of my sushi rolls and mail them to africa

With skill comes grace and humility, ty jerry for dogging your part :patriot:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Mozi posted:

my bento brings all the boys to the yard

no it loving doesn't

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
Problematic for sure

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene

Hell Yeah posted:

in my experience the green thing is an effective preventer of wasabi transference and i think maybe the place you are getting sushi from which i think it a grocery store is using the wrong kind of green thing.

Trojan brand R&D guy notes:
*eating grocery store sushi* hrm yes green-things observed to be effective barriers, consider application of (right kind) green-thing sushi tech in future condom designs

Prude fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Nov 22, 2016

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Prude posted:

Trojan brand R&D guy notes:
*eating grocery store sushi* hrm yes green-things observed to be effective barriers, consider application of (right kind) green-thing sushi tech in future condom designs

Every bed snake needs some faux - grass to feel right at home

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Do they have condoms with novelty fake mustaches? This could be a huge opportunity.

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
generally I enjoy cooked/inauthentic sushi like say teriyaki chicken crunchy rolls w/ lots o' cream cheese just as much as the most fancy ~pure bushido~ rice-and-salmon or whatever raw concoction

Prude fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Nov 22, 2016

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Prude posted:

generally I enjoy cooked/inauthentic sushi like say a teriyaki chicken crunchy rolls w/ lots o' cream cheese just as much as the most fancy ~pure bushido~ rice-and-salmon or whatever raw concoction

My friend ithin k u would enjoy tex wasabis it's a texmex sushi place owned by guy fieri. They don't actually serve any fish or have anything raw on the menu.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Prude posted:

generally I enjoy cooked/inauthentic sushi like say teriyaki chicken crunchy rolls w/ lots o' cream cheese just as much as the most fancy ~pure bushido~ rice-and-salmon or whatever raw concoction

Cream cheese is EASILY the best fake sushi ingredient. I'll smack you if you try to fry my sushi roll tho.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Prude posted:

generally I enjoy cooked/inauthentic sushi like say teriyaki chicken crunchy rolls w/ lots o' cream cheese just as much as the most fancy ~pure bushido~ rice-and-salmon or whatever raw concoction

seriously uncooked food has no flavor. And simple rice and salmon is flavorless and for people with no flavor profile sense.

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene

TheLightPurges posted:

seriously uncooked food has no flavor. And simple rice and salmon is flavorless and for people with no flavor profile sense.

yeah sometimes i have to wonder if people who are really snobby about dumb poo poo like simplistic "high-quality" sushi aren't basically insecure children who get off on how it's so "gross"/"nuanced"(flavorless)/expensive like it's a dare or some kind of status thing

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

TheLightPurges posted:

There a restaurant called Bentos near where I live I think they may have something like that. Its definitely an Asian place.

I want to try Bentos but it's always crowded so I end up at the less-trafficked arepa place next door.

on-topic: the Hard Rock casino near me has a Japanese fusion place which is a la carte and expensive as poo poo but their tuna crispy rice is insane

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

ElectricSheep posted:

I want to try Bentos but it's always crowded so I end up at the less-trafficked arepa place next door.

on-topic: the Hard Rock casino near me has a Japanese fusion place which is a la carte and expensive as poo poo but their tuna crispy rice is insane

It smells like they cook their sushi in there instead of doing the hipster paleo raw diet scam so it might be worth checking out.

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
I would eat sushi, but its behind burrito on the "whats ol charlie eating tonight" list

And theres no way I'm gonna hit burrito and skip on down to sushi

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
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Cosmic Charlie posted:

I would eat sushi, but its behind burrito on the "whats ol charlie eating tonight" list

And theres no way I'm gonna hit burrito and skip on down to sushi

What about an uncut sushi roll the size of a burrito?

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

FedEx Mercury posted:

What about an uncut sushi roll the size of a burrito?

Eh, its not really about the size, its that burritos taste really good, where sushi is just meh.

Its like they started to make dinner, but said gently caress it, heres some rice and poo poo lets just wrap it in seaweed and you can go gently caress yourself and I dont appreciate that.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

anyone ever say that the seaweed is all the packaging they need???

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

where do you put the frickin soy sauce from the little fish dispensers? it just spreads out everywhere if you put it in the packet and my fav store doesn't have the little sauce plates :(

E: wait do you use the fish to put drops of sauce on the sushi instead of dipping it? oh gently caress

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Eh, its not really about the size, its that burritos taste really good, where sushi is just meh.

Its like they started to make dinner, but said gently caress it, heres some rice and poo poo lets just wrap it in seaweed and you can go gently caress yourself and I dont appreciate that.

In that case, what about fat cuts of a burrito served sushi style??

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
I don't get why they continue to use seaweed as a wrap.

Its tasteless (or if its off it tastes like poo poo) and was originally used because your average Japanese peasant back in the day had nothing else so they used sea garbage.

They could easily replace it with something more flavorful like a flour tortilla but no they stick with the lovely seaweed because "tradition".

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Nathilus posted:

Cream cheese is EASILY the best fake sushi ingredient

this sounds disgusting but is actually completely accurate

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

FedEx Mercury posted:

In that case, what about fat cuts of a burrito served sushi style??

Hell you could mash it up and throw it on the floor and I'd be good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

they should wrap sushi in fruit by the foot

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

they should wrap sushi in fruit by the foot

With-a the potato sauce-a :chef:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

What the gently caress

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What the gently caress

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Someone tell me with a straight face that this is inferior or less flavorful to any sushi. Sushi is bland trash that comes from when japanese people were too lazy to cook.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

CORN DOG SUSHI

:discourse:

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