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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he is sensative, Luke is the best boy

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autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Smellbound posted:

what kind of porno does darth vader jacket it to in his masturbation chamber????


So... now I have "Star Wars amputee porn" in my search history. GGKTHNX!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

he just has daddy issues, op

Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007
Skywalker gay, so what?

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Ein cooler Typ posted:

The activity of combing the original Star Wars trilogy for instances of Bigger Luke is known as Luking.


I know what im doing this weekend!!

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Dapper_Swindler posted:

whatever happend to the everything terrible about star wars EU(well old EU) thread?

This one was the most recent incarnation. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774887

Time to make a new one. Be the change you want to see

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Do you think lucas regrets not making jar jar binks a puppetmaster

Imo it would have been a masterstroke.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I hope the next movie unveils a new huge lightsaber wielding death star.
It flies to a place and just swings its huge glow stick through a bunch of planets.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Panamaniac posted:

I hope the next movie unveils a new huge lightsaber wielding death star.
It flies to a place and just swings its huge glow stick through a bunch of planets.

got you covered bro

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

underage at the vape shop posted:

Do you think lucas regrets not making jar jar binks a puppetmaster

Imo it would have been a masterstroke.

It would have been so embarrassingly cheesy I don't think even Lucas would stoop that low.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Trying to figure out which order to show the Star Wars movies to total noobs. I'm thinking 4-6, Ewok movies, 7, then rogue one. The holiday special shows off boba Fett but kinda drags and if you show it after 5, they won't be surprised at his appearance.

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
How about you just show them Goodfellas instead.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
boy rogue one sure was dogshit!! :cheers:

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Smellbound posted:

How about you just show them Goodfellas instead.

They have seen it already.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

ultrabindu posted:

got you covered bro



Help.
I can't stop laughing at the two tiny little legs.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
how is a wmd to get around???

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Hal_2005 posted:

Skywalker gay, so what?

:perfect:

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

underage at the vape shop posted:

Do you think lucas regrets not making jar jar binks a puppetmaster

Imo it would have been a masterstroke.

JJB was responsible for the emperor being given supreme power, so he really was the greatest villain of the franchise

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

underage at the vape shop posted:

Do you think lucas regrets not making jar jar binks a puppetmaster

Imo it would have been a masterstroke.

The more I think about it... the more I realize that it would have been pretty nice to see.

He's pretty suitable as an agent of the Dark Side, when you think about it.



Fear the wrath of Darth Binks!

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Bigger Luke, commonly abbreviated to BL, or more uncommonly BgL, is the slightly larger manifestation of Luke Skywalker that is said to appear in certain scenes of the original Star Wars Trilogy, contrasting to Regular Luke.

The appearance of Bigger Luke in a particular scene is generally, but not always, judged relative to the height of Han Solo, and as such Han is the primary go-to frame of reference amongst Bigger Luke Theorists. Because of this, "No Han Pics"(commonly abbreviated to NHP) are generally discouraged, as it is very difficult to determine Luke's height without Han Solo as a constant frame of reference. Whilst uncommon, the use of other Star Wars characters to judge Luke's height are not unheard of. The second most common character to judge if Bigger Luke is in the scene or not has generally been Obi-Wan, followed closely by Princess Leia. The activity of combing the original Star Wars trilogy for instances of Bigger Luke is known as Luking.

There have been many elaborate theories as to why there exists a larger version of Luke Skywalker in the original Star Wars films, however most theories fall into two general categories:

The Canon Luke Hypothesis, sometimes simply The Bigger Luke Hypothesis, in which it is theorized that within the Star Wars universe and canon there does indeed exist a version of Luke Skywalker that is slightly larger than a posited regular Luke Skywalker, or Luke Prime.

The Hamill Hypothesis, in which it is theorized that there exists an uncredited Mark Hamill look-alike who was used in certain scenes of the original trilogy for undisclosed reasons and whose identity has yet to be determined.

The Canon Luke Hypothesis is the most popular of the two, with the Hamill Hypothesis a close second.

Another commonly held theory is that Princess Leia's comment towards Luke shortly before being rescued (Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?) is a thinly-veiled acknowledgement of the existence of a size discrepancy between different versions of Luke Skywalker.




What if theres a Smaller Han instead

Has there been any research into this possibility?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

amusinginquiry posted:

What if theres a Smaller Han instead

Has there been any research into this possibility?

quote:

"Whilst uncommon, the use of other Star Wars characters to judge Luke's height are not unheard of. The second most common character to judge if Bigger Luke is in the scene or not has generally been Obi-Wan, followed closely by Princess Leia. "

:rolleyes:

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
they... they thought of everything...!!!!

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