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a ghost stole my weed!
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i'm gonna explore this long-abandoned forum where no life remains. *spooky animated text that reads "FYAD" floats up as an intro*
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Mar 1, 2018 21:00
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no mom its just ectoplasm
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Mar 1, 2018 21:01
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i'm 100% certain a ghost is behind me right now
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Mar 1, 2018 21:03
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redm posted:i set up a motion activated camera and have spent the last 487 hours reviewing the footage. im very proud to announce that i have caught irrefutable proff of the existence of ghosts on video!!! I hope he's still staying safe. Over There posted:no mom its just ectoplasm Ectoplasm is just ghost jizz. There's nothing to do when you're dead except masturbate.
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Mar 1, 2018 21:09
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Does everybody become a ghost when they die? Do they get to choose where they haunt, or are they forced to haunt where they died? Do they look like they did when they died? If so, how do they get ghost clothes, or are all ghosts naked? These questions and many more will be asked on this program!
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Mar 1, 2018 21:24
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It's a matter of business of course. Unfinished business, that is.
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Mar 1, 2018 21:33
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Here we have actual filmed PROOF that ghosts exists!!!
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Mar 1, 2018 21:48
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*Posts a 40 minute video to Youtube of a house making noises* SUPER SPOOKY GHOST CONTACT IN THIS VIDEO!!! *drops a link to a web 1.0 site in the description*
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Mar 1, 2018 22:24
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*outside in a "haunted" orchard* "People have reported hearing strange wailing and weird sounds out here at night." *audience hears a tree breach creak and a scrabbling sound * "Holy poo poo! Did you hear that?! Somethings really not happy we're here " *eastern screech owl poops on guy's ghosthunter logo trucker cap.*
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Mar 1, 2018 22:50
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Moon Atari posted:If this hunt pays off I'll have all the ghost meat i can eat for months to come. Make sure to tag your ghost meat so that you don't get fined if a ghost warden performs a spot check.
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Mar 1, 2018 22:54
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I ain’t afraid of no ghost OP
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Mar 1, 2018 23:19
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genesplicer posted:Does everybody become a ghost when they die? Gene what is your opinion on the afterlife vis-a-vis the laws of physics?
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Mar 1, 2018 23:39
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titty fat pizza posted:I ain’t afraid of no ghost OP hell - same!
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Mar 1, 2018 23:42
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*shits pants* I FELT THE SPIRIT!!!!
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Mar 1, 2018 23:48
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Did you feel that? Guys did you feel that? I swear I felt something! I think it just got a little colder! I think she's here! Guys do you feel that? Do you feel that?
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Mar 2, 2018 00:13
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*stares into camera with green night vision effect while taunting ghosts and delivering rambling monologues about how those other ghost hunting shows are the fake ones and have destroyed the credibility of the ghost hunting community*
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Mar 2, 2018 00:16
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what a day! bagged eight ghosts and twelve ghostlings. now for the profit-taking!
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Mar 2, 2018 00:16
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This is the first thing that came to mind.
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Mar 2, 2018 00:17
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*quietly reads porno mag with a ghost*
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Mar 2, 2018 00:17
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Man vs. Wild, but with ghosts! *Bear Grylls captures and eats a ghost raw*
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Mar 2, 2018 00:26
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(motions towards doorway leading into a basement) I'd love to go in there but then the next team might be looking for me. *takes deep breath*. Okay, we're gonna do it. (bumps into old trash can)Holy poo poo! There's definitely some kind of...resonance...here. We put the tape recorder near the old boiler room and this is what we heard. (plays tape recorder which is nothing but static). (shakes hands with fat old man)Well if you need us in the future let us know. We're always just a phone call away. Seriously. (Fat man stares into camera with glazed look over his face)It's good to know that whatever it is that was here is now under control.
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Mar 2, 2018 00:34
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*AV/IT nerd with the ghost hunters* *Experiences absolutely none of the spooky poo poo that happens* *Prays that stupid spookychaser drama doesn't make this resume resource evaporate before I get a real cushy job somewhere*
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Mar 2, 2018 00:35
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You have to cover your scent with ghost in heat.
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Mar 2, 2018 00:56
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Those other guys are an embarrassment to the paranormal scientific investigation community. They go running around old abandoned buildings with a video camera or tape recorder, and they don't do any actual scientific procedures when they examine their evidence. We try to be as thorough as possible so that people understand we take this very seriously. *scientific process consists of watching 7 hours of footage consisting of various goobers yelling loudly in dark rooms as dust blobs pass by the camera; reviewing 4 hours of recorded audio that consists of static, background noises, and the various goobers' yelling; and pretty much nothing else* Yep, I'd say we definitely have evidence of some kinda presence here.
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Mar 2, 2018 01:59
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i found a poo in the toilet - i believe it may be a ghost poo
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Mar 2, 2018 02:01
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I only use my trusty compound bow to hunt ghosts because it's more sportsmanlike and totally gets me out in the grounds two weeks before the rifle crowd.
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Mar 2, 2018 02:06
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 It's amazing there is still sceptics when we have undeniable video evidence.Mum Gets Possessed By Child Ghost https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=39&v=NqOgqnPnTYs
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Mar 2, 2018 02:14
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ghoster 3: the wild hunt
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Mar 2, 2018 02:41
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I'm afraid to go in that haunted house, I don't want to get cursed by a ghost, not at all
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Mar 2, 2018 02:56
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"wow you can really feel the negative energy in here, this was a place of much pain and misery, the spirits cant move on" *peers into the bathroom of Bill oreillys old dressing room at Fox news* "so much suffering..."
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Mar 2, 2018 05:33
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Mozi posted:i found a poo in the toilet - i believe it may be a ghost poo Uuuuuhhh, if it was ghost poo, how did you see it, genius?
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Mar 4, 2018 01:57
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Bored posted:Uuuuuhhh, if it was ghost poo, how did you see it, genius? Maybe he heard the phantom plop. Haven't you ever taken a poo only to check and see nothing there?
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Mar 9, 2018 14:50
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SPIRIT OF YOU ARE THERE, POST SOMETHING NOW WHY DO YOU POST HERE, SPIRIT!? I'm so *bleeping* scared right now
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Mar 9, 2018 14:51
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“Whoa I just felt my skin crawl, something awful is in here with us” * lights go out suddenly* * sounds of a struggle * “Hhhhnngggh .. oooprrhhh...”. * heavy breathing * * lights come back on and there’s a ghoul buttfcuking me*
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Mar 9, 2018 14:58
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My name is Thad Thurston. When I was 12 years old, I had something happen to me that's never been explained. I woke up late at night and went to the bathroom. Suddenly, I heard banging coming from down the hallway. I was scared, but had to find out what it was. The banging was rhythmic, like someone rocking back and forth very quickly. It was coming from my mom's bedroom. I opened the door and saw the spirit of a nude man hovering over my mother and moving up and down. It looked a lot like my mom's boyfriend Jeff, but Jeff wasn't married to my mom and never spent the night because I always yelled at him if he tried. She was screaming in terror. I ran out as fast as I could and locked my bedroom door. The next day my mom claimed it had just been a dream. But I know what I saw. Since then I've become obsesseed with getting proof of the paranormal. And breaking up my mom and Jeff, because he's an rear end in a top hat who tells me that I need to "Get a job" despite me being a great ghost hunter with a youtube series. gently caress you Jeff!
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Bored posted:Uuuuuhhh, if it was ghost poo, how did you see it, genius? it was most likely a brown ghostly ectoplasm (see: 'Slimer' from 'The Ghostbusters')
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