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hell astro course posted:The two blue wizards. Turns out they didn't do anything important, they just hung out and smoked weed for a millenium far away from where important things were happening.
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Jabberlock posted:Turns out they didn't do anything important, they just hung out and smoked weed for a millenium far away from where important things were happening. those dudes are my heroes, they came over, saw how rad the mortal realms were, and spent the whole time tapping rear end and getting high
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Nov 7, 2021 23:43
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Hobbits have five nipples in a single line down the center of their torsos.
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Nov 7, 2021 23:48
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Thou shalt not pass but I'm actually a coward and step out of the way. I call my magical stallion but it breaks it's leg on the way and I stare off into the distance....waiting.
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Nov 7, 2021 23:51
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The Blue Wizards were the first open homosexuals in literature. Over 900 pages of gentle yet passionate lovemaking between two men. It's said to be truly beautiful for those lucky enough to see the hidden manuscripts.
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Nov 7, 2021 23:54
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Hobbits are so short because all that pipeweed stunts their growth. That and the rickets.
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Nov 7, 2021 23:57
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The eagles can't come help because they got stuck in a dumpster eating rotting fish guts off-screen and now we're all dead whoops.
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Nov 7, 2021 23:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JSVVJbBiC4
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Nov 8, 2021 00:05
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Aragorn knew about second breakfasts the whole time he's just a dick
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Nov 8, 2021 00:07
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I grew up in suburban jersey where some regular people areas rub up against obscene wealth, like Forbes or the descendants of the guy that patented glitter and one of those places, if you'd go past rt 22 and just keep going, it looked like the sticks cuz all the roads were dirt or gravel but every house, you could either not see for being so far back or would be a mega mansion. You'd see people on horses and they'd actually wave at you. Cops never went out there so me and Ceasar or Allison would always drive there to smoke blunts and drive at 10 mph, getting lost and we never learned the town name because this was before smart phones and if we looked it up it would have ruined it because we called it the Shyre. That's my JRR Tolkien's Salamilion story. Also, I have a cousin that draws that stuff for a living and he had a good drawing of Gandalf about to smoke a fat bowl of nugs sprayed with PCP that his dad posed for. I'm gonna post it. Hold on. Here it is:
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Nov 8, 2021 00:15
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The flooding that destroyed middle earth in the first and second age was actually just really poor infrastructure by the army elf engineering core
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Nov 8, 2021 00:16
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kntfkr posted:Also, I have a cousin that draws that stuff for a living and he had a good drawing of Gandalf about to smoke a fat bowl of nugs sprayed with PCP that his dad posed for. I'm gonna post it. Hold on. Here it is: dang that rules, 10/10, would paint on side of my van
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Nov 8, 2021 13:39
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It's unclear that the pipe weed is legit, I think you ought to paint a few dope bushes around him
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Nov 8, 2021 14:26
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Who What Now posted:The Blue Wizards were the first open homosexuals in literature. Over 900 pages of gentle yet passionate lovemaking between two men. It's said to be truly beautiful for those lucky enough to see the hidden manuscripts. In order to confuse authorities at the time of its original publication Tolkien invented his own language for them which was only translated many years later when it was discovered he had published the text on the pages upside down
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Nov 8, 2021 14:48
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elves dont fornicate or masturbate, op. 
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Nov 8, 2021 14:57
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Hobbits tug with their prehensile feet and that’s why their feet are hairy.
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Tolkien devoted multiple, multiple chapters, practically an entire epistle to the sexual abuse that Gandalf subjected Bilbo to and then covered up and those papers were burned once they came to light in the '70s
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