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Nov 22, 2021 14:17
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This is basically the "Tenet" of toothpaste, in both size and scope. And, just like that film, it deserves to be seen on the biggest screen possible. Of course, I'm not referring to a physical screen.
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Nov 22, 2021 15:03
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The Juicero of gloves
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Nov 22, 2021 15:29
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Come one come most, and see the mediocre new gizmo for the near future. It's bigger than it seems but smaller thank you'd expect! Perfectly round and smooth for everyday use, but be careful it's sharp! Featuring 8! Yes, you counted right 13! Ports of some kind in the blank space in the back. It can be yours now for only $1 yesterday. But don't wait we won't just be giving these out until 1910! Get yours tomarrow!
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Nov 22, 2021 15:51
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Many good items await the purchase. For you! Dark Friday is around the corner must Buy! Complete the collection now or later but be soon before end of discount! Maybe gift but also yourself will love it today!
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Nov 22, 2021 16:12
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Childen love them I hate it! Give it to your grandma! Coworkers? No! Bosses and their dogs? Yes! It's delicious and bitter, store for 3 months to release the full aroma. Take it to Thanksgiving but never to Chanukah or else!! Made from the finest quality plutonium it will last forever! Just don't put it by the salt!
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Nov 22, 2021 16:28
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Want hug bear but vegetables need cut? Knife bear!
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Nov 22, 2021 17:09
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Nov 22, 2021 17:14
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Many times you have seen but always left to be done? Not anymore with this you can make it! But! Be forewarned, many of your friends and children will make jealousy towards you as you will become luxurious.
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Nov 22, 2021 17:14
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Imagine a pill. Visualize it in your head. Got it? Now turn that pill into a so-called "app killer". Not a killer app, but the opposite. Now imagine that app killer inside the web that makes up the internet of things. Still with me? Put that inside a bucket, then pour it out onto a tile floor covered in marbles. That's how I'm describing this new sandwich toaster, and quite frankly that's UNDERSELLING it by a degree of at least 64.
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Nov 22, 2021 17:17
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Call today! Reserve it now! Soon it will arrive! The non-foldable shirt that sings when not worn! Made to be nearly machine washable and probably comfortable in most sizes this will go FAST!
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Nov 22, 2021 17:21
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Tree cuttings, greens, nature right on your table. Out of season? Regard the following!
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Nov 22, 2021 17:25
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Does this happen to you??? Well, no more! Thanks to: 
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Nov 22, 2021 18:34
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 you know, for kids.
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Nov 22, 2021 18:50
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Short? Tired of breathing same air as other short losers like Tim (gently caress you, Tim)? Buy business snorkel, breathe air of tall boss and tall boss's wife.
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Nov 22, 2021 19:03
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All you want is love but she is ignorant? Best time to buy is now before another! Maybe it will be your brother who is family? Many say the “kiss to occur” but it will happen only when you buy too soon so don’t forget when you apply.
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Nov 22, 2021 19:33
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Like many people with no friends, you imagine that if you had friends, they would complain about your mildew stain. No worries! My urine is sterile, and comes in many colors, from clear to red! Replace your grout today. When you have friends, they ask you, friend why is your bathroom filthy? You know the secret. It is not filthy, you say, check for yourself! The grout is this color all the time! Wink to me, but not to them!
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Nov 23, 2021 08:52
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Do you have problems ingesting spicy food? Are you tired of craving spicy food but can’t handle the heat? Then try “The Spice of Life.” It’s a suppository shaped like a fist.
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