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Apr 25, 2022 22:43
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Skull gun that fires a party popper every time you orgasm.
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Apr 25, 2022 22:54
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Pump action penis, when you pump it the resistance builds like a BB gun, guaranteed 100mph ejaculate
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Apr 25, 2022 23:00
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an aftskin, to counterbalance the foreskin
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Apr 25, 2022 23:02
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a lot more urethras.
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Apr 25, 2022 23:05
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Number of chakras increased from 7 to 256 (the maximum supported).
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Apr 25, 2022 23:13
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Fireproof fingertips so I can pick up trays straight out the oven.
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Apr 25, 2022 23:18
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Massive pig balls to store all my pisss
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Apr 25, 2022 23:21
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Tighter sphincters.
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Apr 25, 2022 23:55
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tape dispenser underneath fingernail
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Apr 26, 2022 00:12
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A butt that don't quit.
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Apr 26, 2022 00:17
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Extendable and retractable feet for when you’re shoe shopping and they don’t have your size in stock, you just shrink or grow your feet to the size you need.
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Apr 26, 2022 00:22
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"Hey Siri, jerk me off."
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Apr 26, 2022 00:33
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suicide button
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Apr 26, 2022 00:57
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A fart knocker
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Apr 26, 2022 01:04
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My Prince Albert doubles as a divining rod.
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Apr 26, 2022 01:21
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CheeseThief posted:Collapsible storage space in my rear end cheeks. I think you’ll find that this is already available to you, if you are determined enough.
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Apr 26, 2022 01:26
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Pancake holding/warming area
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Apr 26, 2022 02:15
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7lip posted:My Prince Albert doubles as a divining rod. Mine doubles as a faraday cage
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Apr 26, 2022 02:34
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I always felt I should be allowed to siphon a little belly fat out for net-zero deep frying
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Apr 26, 2022 02:48
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replace all hair with pasta and replace all sweat glands with pasta sauce glands.
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Apr 26, 2022 02:53
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fart vectoring
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Apr 26, 2022 02:58
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An udder
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Apr 26, 2022 02:58
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A small, malformed version of yourself that crawls out of your throat when you're having a bad day at work and feels all your negative emotions for you so you can focus on getting things done.
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Apr 26, 2022 03:08
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Hulk Hogan meat feet
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Apr 26, 2022 03:16
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Refillable boob job. Like those saline liquid implants but you can fill them up with the beverage of your choice
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Apr 26, 2022 03:21
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3. swap your tank model prostate with an on demand prostate. you can just lie in bed chugging protein shakes and cumming all day if you want 4. Powered Descent posted:Heelys in my actual heels. you beat me to it, rude! careful with these in the shower don't lean too far back 5. 
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Apr 26, 2022 03:59
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:this is already a thing not quite sure what a smiley face tattoo has to do with this but thx e: oh nvm i get it the mouth "drinks" through the needle
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Apr 26, 2022 04:01
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I foresee a lot of guys getting double dicks so they can do a woman in both holes at once.
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Apr 26, 2022 04:05
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Reverb and autotune.
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Apr 26, 2022 04:52
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Buttchocks posted:Reverb and autotune. phil collins style gated reverb beatboxing
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Apr 26, 2022 05:00
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functional spare tire
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Apr 26, 2022 05:03
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poverty goat posted:cyber cock bitterandtwisted posted:an off switch A double DIP switch located under a small flap where the taint meets the balls, Chobits style, with four settings: Off, Random, X, Y.
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Apr 26, 2022 05:09
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A compartment that holds a swarm of nanobots that can reshape my body on command.
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Apr 26, 2022 05:12
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A siren and flashing lights that go off whenever you're feeling anxious so people know to come and help you.
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Apr 26, 2022 05:33
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a usb port so I can charge my devices while exercising/jerking off
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Apr 26, 2022 06:09
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Laser pointer in index finger.
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Apr 26, 2022 06:20
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Practical Tragic
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Apr 26, 2022 06:57
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i want an rear end that CAN quit
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Apr 26, 2022 08:55
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A dick bone, so I can finally know what it's like to have a real boner.LuckyCat posted:Fr though, a permanent iv to keep you perfectly hydrated / balanced electrolytes all day every day would be good?? I guess except for the constant risk of infection due to a hole and thing inserted into your vein Just stick it up your butt.
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