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the future is coming and we never asked for this. what cybernetic implants are you looking forward to the most? 1. 1 gallon bladder. imagine only having to piss every 3 days. maybe you don't even feel the need to piss and it just warns you that you need to take a piss in the next 3 hours 2. permanent i.v. even if you're not someone who shoots up this is very useful. imagine getting a tylenol injection cartridge and plugging it into your wrist and your headache is gone within 15 seconds
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Replace your left hand with a right hand or visa-versa.
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Lightning rod hat
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Pac and Cheese posted:the future is coming and we never asked for this. what cybernetic implants are you looking forward to the most? Imagine the lines at the ballpark
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Apr 25, 2022 11:39
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A teflon-coated scrotum for those hot summer days. Never worry about it sticking to your legs again.
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Double barrel butthole
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Hooks all over your body so you can carry things around while still having your hands free.
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Detachable penis. It's not just a song, it's a good idea.
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Apr 25, 2022 11:47
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Why bother with a bladder at all? Just route a piss tube down through one of your legs and out the back of your heel. We could also replace our ears with flat pieces of flesh so we never have to hear anyone else's bullshit.
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7 microtits on my 2nd upside down ribcage that make sort of a meatpaste. 
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The microbiome of termites so you can eat wood.
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2 asses: One for shidding One for farding
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fresh_cheese posted:2 asses: See that would be cool because you’d never have to gamble on a big fart. 
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exactly
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Pac and Cheese posted:
this is already a thing 
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Pieces of glass in front of your eyes that make your vision better
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:See that would be cool because you’d never have to gamble on a big fart. Until that fateful day you forget which is the making GBS threads arse and which the farting
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Unborn foetuses sprouting from your skin like mushrooms so that conservatives can't shoot you.
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i once got a big ol' friggin hole through my septum and that wasn't practical at all
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Dick in the back so you can gently caress your own butthole.
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for fucks sake posted:Until that fateful day you forget which is the making GBS threads arse and which the farting Nah. That just opens new doors of perversion.
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the one that lets me goatse on command so i can better respond to politics
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Soft teeth
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Orange for a head
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Double barrel butthole I think I'm over-tired but this made me cry laughing. Thank you. I also made myself continue to laugh by imagining a secondary mod that let's you blow the poo poo out of your rear end with the power and speed of a shotgun blast. Imagine how much time you'd save.
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Using minoxidil on your taint until you can grow a braid there to wick moisture. Getting sweaty down there at the gym? Just wring it out, problem solved.
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I want my fingers replaced with keys so I never lose them again. Goddammit it where are they?! And maybe insert the chip thingy from my debit card into my hand while you're at it doc
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I'm looking forward to the sheer chaos that will be unleashed once furries start using cybernetics and genetic engineering to turn themselves into their fursona.
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Pac and Cheese posted:
ftfy
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3.5 amp USB-A recepticle (charge only).
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Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me Edmund Sparkler posted:Double barrel butthole
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Penis that can turn hard in order to enter things
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Titties Second pair of titties
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Devils Affricate posted:Why bother with a bladder at all? Just route a piss tube down through one of your legs and out the back of your heel. getting my cybernetic auxiliary bladder to store pee in my balls so that I can smugly  people about it
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