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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Cranking my freakin'g Hawg

:Crankingmyfreakin'gHawg:

Forum must be broken.


:confused:

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JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Jacking to anime , jerking it to people. Hth

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

JetSetGo posted:

Jacking to anime , jerking it to people. Hth

:master:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
some days... both

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i like to cum op

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Blasting ropes is the preferred medical nomenclature.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Nuts and Gum posted:

Blasting ropes is the preferred medical nomenclature.

What if it's more like a disappointing dribble? Asking for an uncle

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

JetSetGo posted:

Jacking to anime , jerking it to people. Hth

:chloe:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Flogging the bishop

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
these are two different things

jerking is you
jacking is others

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Slappin' my Dash.
putting my freak on a leash.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Bobcats posted:

these are two different things

jerking is you
jacking is others

That actually makes the most sense.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bobcats posted:

these are two different things

jerking is you
jacking is others

The jerking store called, they’re all out of YOU

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
bop the bishop

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




posting off

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



pervert

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

holy poo poo did you just coin that

ground floor

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Mooey Cow posted:

What if it's more like a disappointing dribble? Asking for an uncle

Dribble discharge officially means you are no longer a ‘young man’. Welcome friend.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


has anyone said tuggin yet

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
slamin' salmon

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Nuts and Gum posted:

Blasting ropes is the preferred medical nomenclature.

Excreting the happiness goo.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


tugging

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mooey Cow posted:

What if it's more like a disappointing dribble? Asking for an uncle

Jack off less than 12 times a day.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

:eyepop:

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

pounding off

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
Jerking off bc my dad's named jack

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BigBadSteve posted:

Jack off less than 12 times a day.

No.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Yeet one's sleet

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Exfoliating my t-zone

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Deglazing the pan

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


milkin’ my dilk

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Stroking and choking and pissing and making GBS threads down my urethra

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020
I tried jacking in but it hurt really bad. My doctor says that my stuff doesn't work anymore because it's in retrograde or something. I keep on calling astrologers about it but they just hang up on me.

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Shaking hands with the unemployed.

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